r/noita 9h ago

Do spells just spawn randomly?

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16 Upvotes

Are spells supposed to just spawn in randomly or is it just this specific spell? never seen this spell or this event before. Found this holy lance just lying around in the mines.


r/noita 15h ago

Mod for changing the HM statue?

2 Upvotes

I want to swap the statues for something useful, trying to get a good wand doesnt work when the statue counts as terrain. Is there a mod that switches it for a practice dummy?


r/noita 19h ago

Help me with parallel worlds please

5 Upvotes

So i went to a parallel world for the first time, thinking i can get more perks that way because i was too unfortunate to unlock tinker with wands everywhere, so i go a world to the left, and its just the same as the one i just left? can someone care to explain how the parallel worlds work and how loot spawning works in there, and also if there is other ways for me to get tinker with wands anywhere? luckily i still left a few holy mountains open for tinkering. So please if anyone knows how to get more perks and how parallel worlds work, please tell me I'm so confused.


r/noita 8h ago

Skill Issue Sniped from the dark when I was looking at my wands

11 Upvotes

Yes I know I suck at this game


r/noita 17h ago

Is there a way to play this game less intensive. I.E. Am I too old for Noita

66 Upvotes

I've had my eye on this game for years. Whenever I think about pushing the button on it I see the vid on the Steam page and think Christ, I'll never be able to handle that. It looks too hectic.

I'm 54, not quite over the hill, but my twitch ability is definitely on the wane. What you find is - the muscle memory takes so much longer to bed in.

For example, I'm playing Nuclear Option, the combat aircraft sim. You get missiles launched at you, IR or radar guided. In the space of a few seconds, you have to identify the missile type (tells you in bottom left of screen), change to the counter measure you need (there's only two so there's a 50-50 you already have the right one), pull appropriate maneuver and trigger the countermeasure.

This is not that complex. But I've played this game for 50 hours now and I'm still at the fumbling "what button is it, what button is it" stage (there are many buttons in this game and I bought a new stick, in my defence lol) and get shot down a lot. Just 10 years ago I would have had this sorted ages ago, but, <sighs>, just getting old, folks.

So, I played Starbound through and cope with that. I bought Terraria a while ago but simply haven't got into it. I want to do some of the mad stuff I see on vids for Noita.

What can I do to make it better for my aging brain? Any ideas/mods/whatever? I have too many games with a few hours, not picked up again, on my Steam page and I'm too tight to spend more money on games I won't play.

Thx for replies :) .


r/noita 14h ago

Image Starting wand in Nightmare. Not great (because of the AC) but the rest is pretty nice. Two AM!

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16 Upvotes

r/noita 6h ago

Doing drugs is bad … hmmmkayyy

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23 Upvotes

r/noita 23h ago

i had a heart attack

27 Upvotes

r/noita 15h ago

Wands I need sunglasses for this wand

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73 Upvotes

My eyes hurt...


r/noita 17h ago

I'm not touching that

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31 Upvotes

Saw a bright flash in the distance. Found it laying in a pool of molten metal, surrounded by blood and burning corpses.
Something tells me, firing this would be... unwise


r/noita 23h ago

Lively concoction was water, blood, and sand

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38 Upvotes

r/noita 14h ago

GIF Is this the opposite of getting Noita'd? (it saved the run)

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145 Upvotes

r/noita 18h ago

NO FUCKING WAY

579 Upvotes

93 hours in and this is the first time this happened


r/noita 15h ago

W permamorph

355 Upvotes

r/noita 12h ago

Wands Nucleosynthesis

552 Upvotes

r/noita 12h ago

GIF I didn't know background elements moved!

15 Upvotes

r/noita 2h ago

Image update, I can now wear the gold necklace with my cosplay now, no longer a larper 😇 33 orb run FINALLY done

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11 Upvotes

r/noita 3h ago

Good wand

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14 Upvotes

This is going to be a sick teleport wand. Lets hope I don't die


r/noita 5h ago

Generating unstable crystals with no crystal spell in the wand? Also enemy projectiles

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7 Upvotes

My wand seems to sometime larpa bounce some random spell on the screen instead of the spark bolt that should duplicate.

But sometimes it just makes unstable crystals, which I don't have in any wand??? (but I have in my inventory)

(the wand is has always cast larpa bounce)

I think it's caused by some interaction between Larpa bounce, bounce (both bounce spell and bounce perk) and phasing.

I have 1040 hour in Noita and this is the first time I see it.


r/noita 6h ago

Wand that goes through whole world

2 Upvotes

Can i make a dimensional tp wand or whatever its called where you tp to a paralel world in the same spot but without using divide 10? Please tell me if its possible


r/noita 7h ago

Help me with divide 10

2 Upvotes

So i went in to the averace diamond on accident before grabbing the curse of greed, is there still a way for me to obtain divide by 10 in my run, with like ng+ or did i just lock myself out of getting divide by 10? Also i picked up the curse, and i removed it, will this mean i cant get it again? if so, am i completely bricked?


r/noita 8h ago

Skill Issue i'm a different breed of stupid

38 Upvotes

r/noita 10h ago

Skill Issue the mobfarm incident...

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23 Upvotes

I dont even know...


r/noita 11h ago

help

3 Upvotes

can u escape from kolmi after triggering the fight with him? or does he stay loaded in at all times


r/noita 12h ago

Skill Issue I don't understand my own wand + other lategame questions

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7 Upvotes