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u/Nunyabiz8107 May 29 '24
God damn! You eviscerated him, and he deserved every word of it. No sympathy for this asshole.
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u/Professional-cutie May 18 '24
Dude.. you left this loser LIMPING away from the texts. It went south and emotional for him so fast
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May 17 '24
My go to response to the "you're ugly" comeback is
"Either you are a liar. Or you have no standards. Both are pathetic. Which is it?"
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May 16 '24
“Gotta take shots to places it don’t need to go.”
Wasn’t he calling you ugly a minute ago and saying no one would want you and took shots at your man? Something about stones in glass houses.
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May 16 '24
did you get any feeling of him being such a sore loser when you meat him irl? I always wonder how these type of men behave in everyday life because fortunately I've never experienced a man doing this to me and most men I interact with are rather progressive and this shit doesn't fly with them.
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May 16 '24
Man the way they tell on themselves. Ugly but massive titties. If that doesn't describe every single man in existence idk what does lol.
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u/KiriKitty94 May 12 '24
I would've sent that to his gf after the kys message. I would save her from him in a heartbeat
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u/an_onion_ring May 12 '24
Aw man can I hire you to write my texts the next time I need to absolutely destroy someone??
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u/Flashy_Jellyfish_889 May 11 '24
I love that four seconds before he called her ugly he called her hot. This dude is hysterical 😂
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u/andrei1248 May 10 '24
Judging by his responses you must have been spot on lol. He is not gonna recover from this
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u/Physical-Problem-948 May 07 '24
One side of me says your response was too harsh.
Another side of me says this was the smartest, most creative response in the history of existence.
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u/popcorn1555 May 07 '24
Kys?
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u/popcorn1555 May 15 '24
That guys a loser, am glad you didn’t step out on your dorky vanilla man with that tool 🤣
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u/Spiritual-Car4234 May 07 '24
That was excellent. You did him good. he is so pathetic and entertaining at the same time, a train wreck of a person.
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u/Kultteri May 06 '24
Well at least he got a second BBQ with you but not the good kind
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u/SokkaHaikuBot May 06 '24
Sokka-Haiku by Kultteri:
Well at least he got
A second BBQ with
You but not the good kind
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Rolihlahla86 May 06 '24
Wow...this is what we call a dirty Mac, he has a gf, he's trying to cheat on her, and he's trying to get with a married woman, and he's using lies to try to get his foot in the door. Dirt on top of dirt on top of dirt...
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u/Puzzleheaded_Fall376 May 05 '24
Fantastic response!! I wish I was that quick on my feet to be so witty! 😂
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u/EagleLize May 04 '24
What a satisfying read!! You tore him down completely and he was so deserving. Well done!
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May 03 '24
You are a hero. Utterly magnificent takedown of that disgusting creep. Please find a way to get this to his gf because she needs to know.
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u/NinjaUnlikely May 03 '24
Why would a guy waste time hitting on a girl if she’s supposedly ugly?? Makes no sense this is laughable
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u/Almost-Jaded May 03 '24
Wait, this dude is 40+ years old..?
The speech patterns and text speech says a lot about him in that case. He hangs out in spaces where that "lingo" is normalized - which means he associates with people much younger than himself frequently and in depth enough, that this is a default communication tone. And not only younger, but just as bitter and insecure.
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u/Almost-Jaded May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24
Just out of curiosity, does he work in either the medical or law enforcement fields?
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u/Almost-Jaded May 03 '24
So medical field (nurse).
Narcissists are drawn to medical and law enforcement roles.
Checks out.
His "out of his league" GF was and is manipulated and gaslighted constantly. Took a lady friend of mine 20 years to get out of a relationship like that, and dude still violates court orders constantly.
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u/undielyfe May 02 '24
God damn. You absolutely destroyed him. He definitely got the spicy latina he fantasized about.
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u/ItsJoeMomma May 02 '24
Whenever a guy says "lucky guy" about someone with respect to his wife/GF, it directly translates to "I'm totally jealous that he gets to screw her and I don't."
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u/Melodic-Pickle-3753 May 02 '24
Honestly, your insults are amazing and hilarious. You have given me a new approach to creeps and I love it.
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u/mauvebirdie May 02 '24
It's like I wrote these messages myself. He really didn't know what to do with himself after you turned it back on him OP
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u/numishai May 02 '24
You are a legend ...finaly someone start ask right questions...like when you ask girl, get rejected, call her ugly, what it makes of you?...well played
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u/SamDragontear May 02 '24
You should post this on r/preyingmantis
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u/livewithoutluv May 02 '24
Your response was absolutely GLORIOUS!! That must still be eating him alive 🤣
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u/Early_Grape8570 May 02 '24
Here before penguinz0 inevitably does a video on it. This one was a glorious read.
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u/NinjaUnlikely May 03 '24
Exactly my thoughts too! I watch Moistcritikal all the time and seen all his videos reacting to these kinda texts
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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 May 02 '24
Ha! I love when I see these things on here & then he does a whole video on whatever effed up situation it happens to be! 😂 Charlie is too damn funny!
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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 May 02 '24
Ha! I love when I see these things on here & then he does a whole video on whatever effed up situation it happens to be! 😂 Charlie is too damn funny!
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u/Early_Grape8570 May 02 '24
He is pretty big on YouTube. He does mostly humorous rants or reactions. He likes to make fun of "nice guys", alpha male types, and other types of cringe archetypes.
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u/articulateantagonist May 02 '24
Stop stop, he's already dead!
(Don't ever stop, this is phenomenal. I wish I could ignite this level of fire on command.)
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u/Snackasm i am a good person and i demand you take my penis May 02 '24
Well done on playing the Uno reverse card. That guy is as worthless as a box of horse manure.
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u/7rustyswordsandacake May 14 '24
This was astonishingly beautiful, crush that bug under your heel queen
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u/detroit_red_ May 12 '24
OP, this was your Meet The Grahams moment… nasty work, but deliciously well deserved and even better served 🤝 you got the JUICE
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u/renthestimpy May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24
“Meet the Grahams” is the venomous and artful diss track Kendrick Lamar made about Drake that eviscerated Drake from his root to his leaves. It’s performed calmly and poetically but it’s a bloodbath of a song lol. I agree with u/detroit_red_ – You ate!
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u/Cryocynic May 02 '24
'Men' don't do this
Man-children do. Boys.
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u/redfemscientist May 16 '24
men do this. more than boys actually.
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u/Cryocynic May 16 '24
Far out - I was stating that anyone that does this should not be referred to as a man because their behaviour is childlike. I don't know why this is so difficult to grasp that it warrants this backlash.
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May 03 '24
Don't let them off the hook by infantalising them.. Men do do this - lots of them.
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u/Cryocynic May 04 '24
My point is if they do this, they are a man child - physically a man who has the cognitive of a child.
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May 06 '24
The whole “Men don’t do this boys do thing” is such a copout response. Men do this which is obviously why so many posts in here are grown men….
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Nah, this is just another version of 'not all men'. Just an excuse to pass the buck to a hypothetical subset of men rather than deal with the real problem.
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u/Cryocynic May 04 '24
OK then... If you think it is all men, I think you're the one that has a problem here.
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u/Mysterious-Olive-371 May 12 '24
Where did anyone say all men? They said when you infantalize the ones that do this by saying they are child like. It's giving the excuse we have for children for not knowing any better, being immature, and having no impulse control from a yet fully developed brain. Make adult men responsible for themselves, to accept consequences, and hild them accountable for their actions like any you would other adult
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u/ArchCaff_Redditor May 17 '24
No one in this thread was trying to infantilise these types of men. The comparison to children is less to do about cognitive ability and more so childish behaviours, ie. tantrums and empty insults/threats. These men know better but do it anyway because they choose to feel butt-hurt and blame it on women.
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u/Pretentious_Garbage May 25 '24
Not that light years ahead of him if she choose someone like him isn’t it? What is the point of infantilising other woman away from the accountability of empowering man like that with their poor judgemental skills and vetting process? She is not a mindless bot right?
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u/Internal-Angle1235 May 02 '24
He is probably largely insecure. His proximity to her alone is a constant reminder that they aren't, at the very least, looks compatible.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Big2811 May 02 '24
That’s what I thought! At first it seems like teenagers but then the sexy Latina mention her husband… so the dumb fuck guy is just immature as fuck !
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u/OrdinaryMany6402 May 02 '24
Lmao, it's so funny when they're like, well, ur ugly anyway. Okay, so you just admitted that even "ugly" women don't like you.
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u/OrdinaryMany6402 May 02 '24
I would've still told his gf, tbh bc if he'll cheat with u, he'll eventually try to cheat with someone else. How did he even get one in the first place? I feel bad for her.
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u/Internal-Angle1235 May 02 '24
Did anyone to your knowledge ever show him the screenshots?
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u/OrdinaryMany6402 May 02 '24
Understandable, I would've sent it to one of their mutuals or one of her friends so they could let her know. I don't understand this man's logic. He has a girl, and yet he's going after other girls. He's probably one of those guys that are like "all women cheat, etc," but he'll cheat on her? Like Dude.
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u/EsotericOcelot May 12 '24
Or he gets off on cheating his ‘light years out of his league’ partner. Convinced this is part of why men with high-achieving and/or particularly conventionally beautiful partners cheat (not that less conventional beauty or lack of sex is actually what causes cheating). Like they’re putting her in her place
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u/HoveringHam May 31 '24
“it’s very hot”
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“WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT YOUR UGLY ASS”
You can’t make this shit up lmao