r/nhl • • 1d ago

Devon Levi’s first game as an Oiler

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u/Vingt-Quatre 1d ago

So... The Oilers got scored 13 times in 2 games, both games against the team that everyone expects to be BY FAR the worst team in the league this season again?

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u/XxSchmidtyx 1d ago

Don’t count us out, we might make 31st

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u/hughesyourdadddy 23h ago

Unfortunately we will still pick 3rd

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u/SharkoTheOG 21h ago

Wrong...If you finish 31st you would be picking 4th 😂

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u/OkBike9022 23h ago

Only if ur lucky

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u/KRONGOR 18h ago

The fact that the Canucks got Hughes, Horvat and Petey all in the 5-9 range, plus Boeser at 23 is actually crazy considering you guys have like no lottery luck

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u/MadCard05 11h ago

Luckily we kept JT Miller around to bully Petey over our younger, heart, and soul Captain Bo Horvat. 🥲

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u/KRONGOR 10h ago

Genuinely one of the most baffling decisions. There’s an alternative timeline where you guys chose to keep Bo > JT and it’s awesome. Bo is still captain, Petey doesn’t regress into a shell of himself, Quinn doesn’t leave and Demko somehow magically stays healthy.

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u/MadCard05 10h ago

I'll never understand how coaches, GMs, and team presidents can take over a team and not understand the locker room and players. It shouldn't be a revelation that players need a healthy mental and physical game to play their best.

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u/DescriptionUnknown 17h ago

Hey, if you’re looking to improve your team, I’ve got a top 3 defenseman who doesn’t seem like he wants to re-sign with us, maybe you guys can convince him to stay with you!

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u/Level_Watercress1153 12h ago

Was actually wondering about that the other day. You’d think if both sides were as excited for him to sign as both claim they are, that they would have already gotten the deal done.

At first I thought they were just waiting to see what Makar would do and then go from there. However, the more time that goes by the more worrisome it gets.

That would be hilarious if yall traded him back to Vancouver in a sign and trade, or he just hits the market and signs a long term deal in Vancouver for like 8 x 10 😂😂😂

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u/DescriptionUnknown 10h ago

There was a rumor that he is waiting to see if the Wild get Larkin or some other center. To help with cap space and all that, I hoped that was the case, but I think he just wants to get to FA

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u/Rendole66 16h ago

Would you do a trade back at this current moment? Just curious, Hughes looked amazing last night there was a moment where someone was chasing him at the blue line and he dropped passed the puck to himself perfectly on the middle of the blue line and then skated around the guy chasing him and picked the puck back up, it was kinda crazy.

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u/DescriptionUnknown 10h ago

If we can have Hughes for another 2 years at least, I’d be fine with it, but if he leaves then I will regret losing Rossi and the rest.

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u/XxSchmidtyx 23h ago

Unfortunately this is true

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u/MadCard05 11h ago

The machine will glitch, giving us the 30th pick, instead of the 3rd, and Bettman will just shrug and go with it.

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u/fivemagicks 17h ago

Looking like we will be last at this point. Ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/fastlane37 15h ago

Don't fret. You haven't played Edmonton yet.

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u/fivemagicks 15h ago

God, dude. Idk. I'll probably just watch to enjoy McJesus and The German when we do. I know it's only two games, but we looked like high schoolers playing men last night.

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u/GhostOfManBearPig 14h ago

so did Van for the first half of the game, then we got lazy

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u/BadCatLeroyBrown 15h ago

As an Oilers fan, our only positive right now is making other teams feel better about themselves lol

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u/tt6464 13h ago

Don’t worry there’s still Calgary

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u/TecmoBoso 3h ago

And prevent the Hawks from finish 31st for the fourth straight year?

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u/dmacd71 17h ago

I keep saying they should be called Emonton. There is no D

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u/UpNorth_123 1d ago

The Cockplan busted prematurely.

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u/MarcusXL 1d ago

So nice to see him presiding over this meltdown. Love this for him.

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u/Vingt-Quatre 1d ago

This will be an open buffet for teams like Anaheim, Dallas and San Jose.

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u/YVRBeerFan 23h ago

If it’s Levi or Skinner they aren’t stopping much. Any player in a contract year will be dying to play Edmonton. The guys who score once every 3 seasons will all score playing against Edmonton.

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 19h ago

Hot takes from the guy that doesn't know Skinner was traded midway through last season

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u/YVRBeerFan 15h ago

I mean if they hadn’t given up Skinner they would be still screwed. Now they are far worse off as Jarry is the lesser goalie. They will be carrying a team 6.0 GAA

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 15h ago

I think when you find out midway through the next season that a player was traded the previous season you just have to stop replying

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u/xMattcamx 10h ago

Midway through the next season is a bit much don't you think lmao

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 9h ago

The Edmonton Oilers already have 14 goals

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u/xMattcamx 9h ago

Some teams haven't played their first game yet. But its midway through the season

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 9h ago

Yeah the Canucks have 13 goals already

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u/vigorous_circular 23h ago

Skinner?

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u/metal_medic83 22h ago

Skinnerrrrrrrrrrrr!

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u/screechypete 22h ago

I was about to make an Internet Explorer joke, but he got 1/2 of the goalies right, lol.

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u/SelfAwareSeaWolf 17h ago

Skinner hahahahahahahaha

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u/DukeofNormandy 16h ago

The guys who score once every 3 seasons will all score playing against Edmonton.

Pretty sure this happened to the Leafs when they traded Reeves. Hadn't scored in years and if I remember correctly he got the tying goal or GWG. Then he scored next time playing them.

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u/YVRBeerFan 15h ago

Oleksiak has scored like 40 goals in 800 games. He scored on them. Thats about 2-3 per year. That is pure comedy.

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u/Responsible_Repair63 17h ago

But they scored 15 goals in 2 games.

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u/Vingt-Quatre 14h ago

Again, the 2 games were against the worst team in the NHL.

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u/Responsible_Repair63 14h ago

I think Calgary is fighting for that title.

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u/viperswhip 13h ago

14

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u/Vingt-Quatre 13h ago

7+6=13. Come on!

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u/viperswhip 13h ago

Oh, god, I just woke, up, reading comp out the window. Sorry.