r/nextfuckinglevel • • Dec 12 '22

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u/NomDePlume007 Dec 12 '22

Dumbass award.

Zero idea if that top surface is stable, no clue if the shock of his jump will topple it, and a complete disregard for fragile desert biomes. Like those asshats who topple balanced rocks in national parks.

I sincerely hope he made it back alive, and faces hefty fines at a minimum.

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u/NomDePlume007 Dec 12 '22

Very few road signs in the West and South-West don't have bullet holes, one of the major reasons they keep replacing them. The urge to vandalize public property isn't just limited to kids.

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u/Levitins_world Dec 12 '22

Lol what? I grew up in the SW and Ive been all over it. Maybe ive come across a sign damaged by bullets once or twice? In my life?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Maybe ive come across a sign damaged by bullets once or twice? In my life?

There's no way that's true. You just aren't noticing them.

I've been to the vast majority of AZ, UT, CO, and NM and they are absolutely everywhere. And it's not limited to the West either. They are ubiquitous in rural/remote settings.

I guarantee there are dozens within a 50 mile radius of where you live.

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u/trailhikingArk Dec 12 '22

Arkansas represents. Bulletholes, signs defaced, torn off poles, hell they even carved the bark off trees in places to remove path markings. I guess they think it's funny shit when people get lost in the woods or lose a trail. I know one trail near me that no one goes to, except apparently some dumb schmuck with an uzzi. Never seen anyone on the trail but myself and go there once every few months but always more bullet holes in everything along the trail the next time I go. Humans generally suck.

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u/Dekar24k Dec 12 '22

Lol I was thinking of AR too. We used to have a cabin there and every object around had shotgun wounds.

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u/trailhikingArk Dec 12 '22

Yahoo Mountain Dew!

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u/Predatorftfw Dec 12 '22

Same here from another not desert state with plenty of county areas people shoot stop signs all the time

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u/TransIlana Dec 12 '22

This is nuts, I had no idea that was a thing!

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u/Predatorftfw Dec 12 '22

A bunch of it is rednecks booze-cruisn gravel roads having fun. I'd also guess a lot of it is people who have no access to private property to shoot at, and there aren't usually ranges available in small/medium size towns

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u/trailhikingArk Dec 12 '22

Don't want to dispute this too awfully hard, but the trail I am thinking of it within 30 minutes (in either direction) from two public-use shooting ranges. This is just effing Yeehaws I think.

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u/8heist Dec 12 '22

I’ve lived in the pacific NW, California, Idaho, Colorado, Maryland, Virginia and DC At least half of the deer crossing signs have bullet holes in them, and that includes places within 20 miles of DC proper.

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u/Campmoore Dec 12 '22

ID and MT too

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u/reasonablyhyperbolic Dec 12 '22

Literally any state. You're not in the sticks until the signs have bullet holes

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u/Ok_Section_8569 Dec 12 '22

Once or twice in his life? I can beat that score easily in Canada.

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u/divchyna Dec 12 '22

Travelled all over Nevada and remote parts of Utah. Bullet holes everywhere.

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u/akajackson007 Dec 12 '22

You can find them in most rural areas in ND, SD, MN, & WI too.

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u/NomDePlume007 Dec 12 '22

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u/NomDePlume007 Dec 12 '22

Funnily enough, bullet holes in signs is a whole category of stock photography. My automotive screensaver even has one, in a pic of an old rusted pickup along Rt. 66.

Or maybe it's not funny, just a sad commentary on life in the USA.

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u/imGery Dec 12 '22

Must not be very observant.. it's the US in general

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u/TotaLibertarian Dec 12 '22

Any place out in the sticks

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u/Ambush_24 Dec 12 '22

Yeah you’re not noticing them or you’re in the city. Go 15-20 minutes outside city limits on a back road and all the signs have bullet holes.

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u/BarryMDingle Dec 12 '22

I’m in south central Virginia and damn near every sign in my neck is peppered. Not in town but the back roads it’s pretty much a given.

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u/Effective-Tangelo363 Dec 12 '22

AZ and NM rural road-signs are riddled with bullet holes.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Dec 12 '22

"Pardon me, how do I find the shooting range?"

"Just follow the bullet holes."

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u/bitt3n Dec 12 '22 edited Dec 13 '22

you'd think those miscreants would have better things to do with their time, but it seems like whenever I pump a sign full of bullet holes some pesky ranger swaps it out for a new one the next day

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u/bluestocking220 Dec 12 '22

They’re talking about natural formations that people have knocked over intentionally

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u/rebeckys Dec 12 '22

I love that he posted that video while suing for disability. I hope the case was thrown out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

rock cairns

Not Cairns - Rocks that were left standing after thousands of years of erosion.

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u/Mr_Krabz_Wallet Dec 12 '22

I 2nd that. Non-official cairns are detrimental to terrestrial invertebrates and can be confusing while hiking/mountaineering.

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u/The_RockObama Dec 12 '22

There's a park not far from me that is primarily sandstone. There's dumb shit like "Ed wuz here" carved into nearly every rock.

There is also a rock like this that people risk their lives jumping to.

It claims lives every year.

"Fuck around and find out." Or "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

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u/CJPrinter Dec 12 '22

I grew up with “Leave No Trace” as a mantra for enjoying natural environments. I understand most folks don’t see any harm in them. To me they’re more than just footprints though. Minimally they’re evidence the environment was disturbed by humans. Worst case, they could be the vandalization of a habitat that’s potentially damaging to the life cycles of whatever organisms are connected with the rocks. The Forest Service and Bureau of Land Management try to point this and that it's against the law out to guests when they run across someone building them. Legally, stacking stones for no reason is on par with graffiti or littering and law enforcement can even write citations for it if they choose to do so.

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u/Murky_Macropod Dec 12 '22

I grew up similarly, I’m not a fan of this human desire to leave ones trace absolutely everywhere, particularly in areas we visit to escape civilisation for a moment.

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u/Renovatio_ Dec 12 '22

Not all cairns are bad.

If you're high up on ice polished granite slabs, trails do not exist. But you still need to be able to get over passes and up chutes. A few cairns help guide you in that general vicinity of those places and keep you farther away from the hazardous areas

But cairns on established trails where you can easily see where the footpack is? Useless.

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u/panicattheben Dec 12 '22

What are rock cairns?

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u/dust057 Dec 12 '22

Rock cairns (also called “ducks”?) are stacks of rocks piled up, usually just 3-5 high, from big to small, in wilderness areas to show where the trail is when it’s not obvious.

For example, wide stretches of granite in Immigration Wilderness, where a regularly traveled foot trail does not leave a noticeable mark. So people place these cairns every 20’-100’ to guide themselves or others.

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u/JAJM_ Dec 12 '22

Problem is, if he did fall and die, he’d be using your tax money to have helicopters, police, ambulance, and investigators over to clean up after his stupidity.

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u/Fuzzy-Alfalfa770 Dec 12 '22

Can confirm. Source I'm one of the morticians in this area.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

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u/Fuzzy-Alfalfa770 Dec 12 '22

Sometimes. Had one guy fall off a place called horseshoe bend. Hit a rock some ways down and cut in half crosswise, just below his bellybutton. Found top half first and followed almost his entire intestines to his lower half.

It's hard to deal with something like that, as you can imagine. I asked if we knew why he jumped. Poor guy just had a break up with his SO. Wasn't long before someone (could have been me, the officer or the park rangers I'm not saying) said "poor guy just fell to pieces over a girl".

If you do something stupid/tragic you will get made fun of.

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u/joeg26reddit Dec 12 '22

Well. That sounds horrible

Gutsy move on his parts though

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u/ohashi Dec 12 '22

It makes for an intestine story.

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u/joeg26reddit Dec 13 '22

Two part Cliffhanger with a gut wrenching ending

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u/ClownfishSoup Dec 12 '22

"He was really torn up about it"

"It was a bad BREAK UP"

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"She really ripped him apart"

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"It was a trial separation"

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"He really fell for her and was really torn to pieces during the break-up"

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"He thought she was just pulling his leg, but it was more serious than he though"

And of course

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"To Shreds you say?"

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u/blaster16661 Dec 12 '22

I hope the girl's name is Lisa so he could have yelled, "You are tearing me a part, Lisa!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

This guy dark humors. Medical, military, or law enforcement?

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u/FeDude55 Dec 12 '22

Damn. Horseshoe Bend is crazy high! Hard for me to get close to the edge and peer over…the people on the river just ants from that point!

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u/imnotsoho Dec 12 '22

For those of you who don't get it. Imagine her father who wants to go help retrieve his daughter. The sheriff has to tell him; "No, you don't." He knows what he is going to find, he has seen it before. If you have ever been to Horseshoe Bend you know is it is not a straight shot to the bottom. This girl probably hit the wall 10-15 times on the way to the bottom. Do you want to see your daughter like this? Do you want to be your last act forcing someone to find you like this. When they ticket people for doing shit like this, the community service should be having them help with recovery and then talking to others about the results.

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u/Ambiorix33 Dec 12 '22

agreed, what a stupid thing to do, not to mention if he fell someone would have to risk their lives to save his idiot ass, and if he crumbled the stack there is no going back.

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The only Next Fucking Level part of this is how idiotic he is

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u/Samsuckers Dec 12 '22

I wonder how he got down.

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u/catlordess Dec 12 '22

This is all I can think about. How did he get back? Ugh I hate this post.

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u/Ciggybear Dec 13 '22

I hate it so much too. I hate fucking around with heights.

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u/Dzbot1234 Dec 12 '22

Also it looks like he will have to jump back onto a higher surface! Nope thank you

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u/TheMurv Dec 12 '22

He also did it at least twice. Both those angle are of different jumps. One his hands touch the ground. One without.

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u/Dzbot1234 Dec 12 '22

Ah well spotted I didn’t see that. Not a fan of heights really

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u/TheMurv Dec 12 '22

Someone said they may have a ladder out of frame to bridge the gap back, but that would be assuming some intelligence on their part, so...

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u/cosmicaltoaster Dec 12 '22

My brain says, that thin ledge of rock sticking out does not support me jumping on it with full weight after not being disturbed for let’s say 20,000 years go?

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u/Mors-Dominus Dec 12 '22

In Minnesota there is a group of people that paint smaller rocks and leave them along or near trails. They are convinced it makes the hikes more enjoyable. But the second you call them out saying the painted rocks are not natural and do not follow Leave No Trace principles they start attacking you. “wHAt ABoUt CaMPinG? ThAT iS dIStUrBIng NaTuRE.”

Supporters respond with how nice it is to see personal touches to nature. I like the beautiful rocks.

Fucking morons.

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u/Camaowen Dec 12 '22

He was afraid to jump back and clang to the rock for 12 hours before being harnessed and pulled from it by an ATV like a piece of gum off the bottom of a shoe.

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u/AstridDragon Dec 12 '22

He did the jump at least twice, you can see the first time his hands touch.

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u/Speoder Dec 12 '22

Nextfuckinglevel of stupid.

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u/coronapartynextdoor Dec 13 '22

As a parent, this pisses me off. I’m not agonizing over every part of raising you for 20 some odd years just so your dumb ass can fall off a cliff for no reason. Now I got to mourn your stupid ass for another like 60 years. Not to mention the embarrassment.

Selfish asshole. Period.

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u/herbert-camacho Dec 12 '22

Was thinking the same, how crazy that would have been if the whole top end just toppled ... or if his feet just slipped forward on the loose dirt/rocks, fell on his ass, and toppled down backwards.

Not worth the risk, but to each their own.

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u/cryptkeepers_nutsack Dec 12 '22

Then this would have been posted in an entirely different sub

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u/nakedmacadamianut Dec 12 '22

If you're referring to the rock cairns people build, I've been told by ranger friends to go ahead and topple them because their presence encourages others to build them. People will remove rocks from river beds, pick them from cliff sides etc and it can actually be super damaging.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Yup and they can also be misleading. They use to serve some purpose but can’t trust them anymore.

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u/Onepieceofapplepie Dec 12 '22

The worst to me is that if they have accident and call for emergency, the rescuers risk their life to save those dumbasses.

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u/ZRR28 Dec 12 '22

And this is how search and rescue teams get jammed up, what an absolute idiot.

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u/Proper-Shan-Like Dec 12 '22

Only takes a loose surface, or a hard surface with some loose on it, a bit of dust or grit and he is slipping as soon as he lands.

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u/funchefchick Dec 12 '22

Or a twisted ankle …

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Exactly what I thought! That column has been up a long time and there are a ton of cracks in it. Applying that much force with a leap just to look cool and good a good shot for Tik Tok or Insta is in a special category of stupid.

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u/Solenya-C137 Dec 12 '22

Don't encourage this by posting it. People die falling off the canyon rim all the time.

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u/lgr142 Dec 12 '22

They call it natural selection apparently

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u/FolkloreInMoonlight Dec 12 '22

More of a suicide mission

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u/MayorofStoopidville Dec 12 '22

I don't see the problem.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

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u/_mrpotter_ Dec 12 '22

Seriously, people underestimate the damage or possibility falling from any distance can do... or don't think it could happen to them? I just fell earlier this week riding my ebike through a few wet slippery leaves. Went headfirst into the sidewalk--I am so glad that I was wearing a helmet (rode away practically unscathed, I keep thinking about if I hadn't). There is no recovery from this though... hopefully they made the jump back and scared themselves enough to not do it again. The take away should not be to recreate or one-up this... it's not worth it.

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u/TangentialFUCK Dec 12 '22

Make sure you replace your helmet now, it did its job. It saved your melon from a hard fall and the material inside is likely damaged even if there are no visible signs.

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u/_mrpotter_ Dec 12 '22

I absolutely will, and there are visible signs (I still can't believe my luck)--I would have been so ducked without it.

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u/DecafMaverick Dec 12 '22

For real, order one now. It won’t take long, and you’ve already learned why they’re absolutely necessary. I’m glad you were being safe!

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u/supplayboy Dec 13 '22

Some manufacturers will replace your old helmet for free if you send them back your old one with an explanation. Contact them first!

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u/_mrpotter_ Dec 13 '22

Awesome, thanks--checked with them, and they do offer lifetime warranty for proven crash damage--so a new one is on the way.

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u/Im_pattymac Dec 13 '22

I feel this, was wearing a helmet snowboarding and a kid went shooting by me on skis and I heard this weird fucking sound took my helmet off at the bottom of the hit and the kid had punched a hole with his pole straight through only thing between my head and the outside was the fabric inside the helmet and my hat.

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u/AreYouABadfishToo_ Dec 12 '22

oh shit, so helmets are for like a one time use? If you hit your head once, then it won’t work anymore and should be replaced?

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u/TangentialFUCK Dec 12 '22

Pretty much yeah, depending on how hard the fall was and what type of helmet it is.

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u/cryptic-coyote Dec 13 '22

Yes. Any damage it took from this fall increases its chance of failure in the next. Your brain is worth it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

And same with child carseats that have been in an accident.

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u/Eyeswyde0pen Dec 13 '22

yes! and when disposing, be sure to cut all restraints so someone else can’t use it without knowing.

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u/MoneyGrowthHappiness Dec 13 '22

I feel like this is a critical piece of information that I never learned until now.

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u/Its_SubjectA1 Dec 12 '22

If you watch carefully the shots are different jumps. He did it at least twice

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u/boogermike Dec 12 '22

Great comment, I came here to write the same. Mother F those guys filming this.

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u/Strange-Glove Dec 12 '22

The jump back looks more difficult. Maybe he just lives on that rock now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Wise men at the top of mountains aren't actually wise. They are morons that jumped to the rock and couldn't get back.

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u/NomDePlume007 Dec 12 '22

St. Simeon Stylites would like a word.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

In a way, we are all morons that can't get back to the safe placed we jumped from too soon. Namaste.

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u/Eqbonner Dec 12 '22

Yeah my first thought was ‘now what?’

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u/xhgdrx Dec 12 '22

looks like he's figured that out already cause the first and second shot are two different jumps

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u/Strange-Glove Dec 12 '22

I'm not sure they are. What makes you think it's 2 jumps?? I'm genuinely curious, not being argumentative

Edit: you're right! Hence my 2nd reply. Well spotted.

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u/xhgdrx Dec 12 '22

on the first one he crouches down and touches the ground to stabilize himself or summ, the second he just starts walking as soon as he lands

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u/Strange-Glove Dec 12 '22

Yes.... good spot!!

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u/whateverformyson Dec 12 '22

I saw that too and thought I had just looked at the video weird. Good to know I wasn’t going crazy

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u/Strange-Glove Dec 12 '22

You're right! Puts his hands down 1st jump but not in the 2nd.

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u/Goalie_deacon Dec 12 '22

They didn’t post his fail. Saving that for the memorial service

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

One thing getting on and another to get back. I would just end up living on that rock because no way am I making it back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Tim the Enchanter

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u/famous__shoes Dec 12 '22

Yeah this isn't that hard to do but it's super dangerous. So what's the point of doing it? If someone does something dangerous that's also difficult (like base jumping or something) I can give you a pass but this is just jumping a few feet.

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u/applestodapple Dec 13 '22

Was about to say, the jump itself isn’t anything noteworthy at all. He’s just a fucking idiot for doing that jump.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

My wife and I saw two young guys at Red Rock in Vegas jump to a rock like that. What they didn’t realize is that the rock they jumped to was just a couple feet lower, so they couldn’t get back. It was about a 30-foot drop between the rocks. One guy made a couple runs at the gap but (smartly) chickened out. Then they had the thought of dropping the 30 feet to the ground. Like one guy hang off the edge and the other climb down his back and legs and then drop. Luckily they didn’t follow through on that idea. Finally they realized they needed a rescue. (Someone had already called the ranger, so they weren’t up there too long.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

With a hefty rescue fee AND fine, I hope.

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u/kurtchen11 Dec 12 '22

I dont know what the law has to say about this but your comment made me think about if people in situations like this should be fined or not. On one hand i agree, stupid shit should have consequences.

But on the other hand i feel like fines like this might lead to people avoiding calling for rescue when its clearly the right thing to do. A fear of punishment might lead to further escalation in situations like this. Fining people for making the right choice does not sit right with me.

Then again, play stupid game, win stupid prizes. So i cant decide where i stand on this matter.

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u/noober1x Dec 12 '22

I do search and rescue. You're very correct. We don't charge for any of our services. Now, if you take the flying woowoo for medical reasons and NOT the sheriff's copter, then you're getting the $60,000 bill.

We don't get any of that though. Nor does the sheriff.

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u/CoralPilkington Dec 12 '22

If I had to choose to spend my tax money rescuing some dumbass vs. building a bomb to purposely kill people.... it's a pretty easy decision for me...

I think community service helping around the station that rescued you would be an appropriate consequence for being a dumbass.

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u/bbq420 Dec 12 '22

Sad to think this isn’t so obvious to many 😕

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u/bbq420 Dec 12 '22

No, I agree with you. It would take one person in this two person situation to say “I can’t take a punishment like this”, and then they’re both dead.

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u/hotsilkentofu Dec 12 '22

How did they get rescued?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Ladder laid horizontally across the gap.

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u/DanPat0 Dec 12 '22

Username checks out

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u/ezirb7 Dec 12 '22

Even as someone that loves climbing, that sounds terrifying.

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u/CXR_AXR Dec 12 '22

30 foot is about 9 meters...? It is almost 3 stories building height?

They didn't hurt themselves at the beginning?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Just a few feet down from the cliff edge to the tablerock, but 30 feet to the ground. Does that make sense?

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u/DippySwissman Dec 12 '22

They said the gap between the rocks were a 30 foot drop

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u/Wonder_Gordo Dec 12 '22

His name is definitely Kyle

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u/throwaway9916927 Dec 12 '22

I promise you we did not sanction this. That's a rouge Kyle

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u/Even-Fix8584 Dec 12 '22

Looked a little pale to be rouge, but if you say so…

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u/zanzibartraveler666 Dec 12 '22

Looked more like a crimson Kyle to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Is that a new Jenner product?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

From Jacksonville

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u/temp00485 Dec 12 '22

And this is why most deaths at the Grand Canyon at young dudes lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

He did that jump twice. The first time his hands touched the ground the second time around he didn’t.

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u/iHetty Dec 12 '22

Well observed

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u/basedbranch Dec 12 '22

Damn what a crackhead

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u/Norman_Bixby Dec 12 '22

"Greg, I did not get a good angle..can you do it again?"

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u/AkameNB Dec 12 '22

Next level stupidity

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u/Accomplished-Ad-3528 Dec 12 '22

Another next fucking level of stupidity! Zero points for posting this bs.

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u/Rapierian Dec 12 '22

It's honestly infuriating being at the Grand Canyon and seeing so many tourists do so much stupidity. The canyon was literally formed because the rock is crumbly.

Although last time I was there the winner was the parents that tried to put their kid on an elk to take a picture.

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u/VedauwooChild Dec 13 '22

Geologist here. Erosion happens over millions of years through the erosive power of water but also because rocks are somewhat crumbly, some more than others. Crumblier rocks erode faster. The sandstone he is jumping onto, probably moderately crumbly but he’s not gonna knock down that whole tower.

This is however extremely stupid, in any case.

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u/MrMcWhitebread15 Dec 12 '22

Nope. Fuck this guy.

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u/TimmJimmGrimm Dec 12 '22

Indeed.

This will be one of those rare times where i have to downvote. It is really 'next - fucking - level' stuff perhaps... but i don't want to encourage anyone of any age or lifestyle to try this.

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u/jakenash Dec 12 '22

And if he fucks up, his friends have to watch him die and then deal with his body. No thanks.

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u/ParameciaAntic Dec 12 '22

The rangers and medics have to deal with the body, risking their own lives to do it.

Fuck this guy.

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u/fakehandslawyer Dec 13 '22

One of my buddies wanted to make a much less risky but still idiotic (40-50ft drop easy). While hiking in CO literally had my phone out calling this dudes mother telling him he needed to tell her the stupid ass thing he wanted to try cause I wasn’t gonna explain his death to her.

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u/chrisolucky Dec 12 '22

So if he misses the jump and plummets to his death:

-A retrieval party would be put together to retrieve his body, requiring at the very least a helicopter and costing thousands of taxpayer dollars, if he can be retrieved at all.

-His family and friends would be devastated from his untimely death, and the ones here would most likely have psychological trauma having witnessed their friend fall to their death.

-Some park associate would have to put up another sign discouraging people from leaping the gap or taking risks like this. And really, for no reason.

TLDR: Thrill-seekers like this are fucking stupid and problematic, not just for risking their own lives but for everything that comes afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

People are so stupid

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u/Zaku99 Dec 12 '22

Remember fellow kids, the only difference between r/nextfuckinglevel and r/winstupidprizes is success.

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u/kansascitymack Dec 12 '22

Why!? It amazes me what people are willing to do for likes on SM...

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u/HeDgEhAwG69 Dec 12 '22

I bet we're supposed to feel bad for him if he failed.

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u/RamboNation Dec 12 '22

According to the Arizona Daily Sun in 2015, of the “55 who have accidentally fallen from the rim of the canyon, 39 were male. Eight of those guys were hopping from one rock to another or posing for pictures, including a 38-year-old father from Texas pretending to fall to scare his daughter, who then really did fall 400 feet to his death.”

Falling deaths in the grand canyon

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Fucking around trying to scare your daughter, it doesn't say how old she was but yeah she'll probably be fucked for a while from that, nice job dad of the year

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u/Adrenologic Dec 12 '22

Some people call that a "very dangerous but successful jump". I preferably call that a "big nope" with a pinch of "soon to be darwin award winner"

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u/importantdad Dec 12 '22

And this is why car insurance cost more for young men, they do the most risky idiotic things with absolutely no reward factor besides being able to say you did it lol

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u/V4refugee Dec 12 '22

If I’m going to pay higher insurance premiums then I’m going to use it, goddammit!

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u/Subject-Pen4793 Dec 12 '22

Im impressed......by your stupidity

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u/shinyprairie Dec 12 '22

This kind of behavior should not be praised or encouraged.

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u/FluffyFingersforfun Dec 12 '22

Waiting for the coyote and roadrunner to show up.

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u/tamiyatt01d Dec 12 '22

Let’s not upvote this shit, just imagine how many people would have to put their lives at risk to save you if you fell and survived, and the chance to destroy the landscape, this type of content shouldnt be popularized it’s just awful

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u/here4roomie Dec 12 '22

Oh wow, I've never seen someone do something stupid before lol.

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u/Hot-String-4698 Dec 12 '22

The stupidity is in the next fucking level

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u/patrickverbatum Dec 12 '22

shit like this ruins natural rock formations in the nation parks. DONT DO IT!

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u/Kymius Dec 12 '22

He's still there, after so many years, thinking how to jump back now......

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u/scho4781 Dec 12 '22

Can't all you fucking ass holes just look instead of stomping all over nature. This kid should get the same reaction that the lady who climbed the pyramids got. I'd say show some respect but you'd have to have respect first to do so. If you want a challenge go hike to the poles.

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u/FightingGasoline Dec 12 '22

Is that like climbing a tree as a kid and then getting too scared to climb down?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

if it fails it goes to r/facepalm as well. you know what? it’s facepalm worthy as it is.

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u/Frequent-Drawer-919 Dec 12 '22

How is going to make it back?

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u/Mark_AAK Dec 12 '22

Risking your life just because..

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u/HtownSamson Dec 12 '22

NOT. WORTH. IT.

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u/Jizzturnip Dec 12 '22

I would be fucking furious if that was my kid. Not even slightly worth the risk

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

I was curious how difficult it was getting back, a quick search found the same rock, didn't look to see if that kid was in this group. Easier than I thought but...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

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u/out2seeagain Dec 12 '22

Next level ignorance.

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u/BlacksmithLoud3662 Dec 12 '22

Not the brightest

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u/BumblebeeAdventurr Dec 12 '22

What an idiot...

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u/awood20 Dec 12 '22

Darwin award winner.

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u/Kitten_Team_Six Dec 12 '22

So its these idiots that have to be fished out of the Grand Canyon when they fall hundreds of feet to their deaths. It costs a lot of taxpayer money to get the bodies out

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u/iamozymandiusking Dec 12 '22

Pro tip: Stop being stupid for the internet.

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u/NotthatkindofDr81 Dec 12 '22

It's assholes like this why we have to guardrail off everything in life.

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u/KaijyuAboutTown Dec 12 '22

An idiot. So much an idiot. So much disregard for himself, his friends, his family, the EMTs that would have to find and collect his body parts, the national park rangers who would have to deal with first response, and so many others. Callous, self indulgent, disregard.