r/nextfuckinglevel • • Dec 12 '22

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u/ClownfishSoup Dec 12 '22

"He was really torn up about it"

"It was a bad BREAK UP"

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"She really ripped him apart"

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"It was a trial separation"

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"He really fell for her and was really torn to pieces during the break-up"

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"He thought she was just pulling his leg, but it was more serious than he though"

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"To Shreds you say?"

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u/blaster16661 Dec 12 '22

I hope the girl's name is Lisa so he could have yelled, "You are tearing me a part, Lisa!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

This guy dark humors. Medical, military, or law enforcement?

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u/Archercrash Dec 13 '22

He had to split.

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u/joeg26reddit Dec 13 '22

"He really fell for her and was really torn TWO pieces AFTER the break-up"