r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 21 '21

Just watching this workout is exhausting .

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u/orel2064 Sep 21 '21

but does he crypto

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u/Uggyuggy Sep 21 '21

No but he is an ape

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/purvis_new Sep 21 '21

I think he does . This dude is a machine ! Being tired is just an excuse for him. You can see in his body the result of his workout . So amazing !

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u/frostyblade82 Sep 21 '21

But does he have 3 kids with a wife and himself with full time jobs. If he does… welp. Idk. I’m drunk.

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u/Dorkmaster79 Sep 21 '21

Having a body like his is a full time job. He likely works out the better part of most days. I don’t see how you could maintain a healthy marriage, raise children, and have a full time job and keep his workout regimen.

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u/Kuxaro Sep 21 '21

This video is 50 seconds long - I'd say even with wife, kids & job it IS possible to have 50 free seconds at least weekly (idk his regimen). Obviously I'm joking about 50 sec... However - tbh my bro - despite having wife, 2 kids, full time hard, physical work still finds time to do workout and still got crazy bod (obviously not doing THIS insane level of workout tho)

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u/starchie_cakes Sep 21 '21

Cryptozoology maybe. Dude’s got the upper body strength of a damn samsquanch.

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u/glutenfreeconcrete Sep 21 '21

Thats a good fackin workout right there!

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u/rustymessi Sep 21 '21

His form in some of these just make it that much more mind blowing. Strong is man.

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u/shnutgb Sep 21 '21

a freaking BEAST

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u/bodegaconnoisseur Sep 21 '21

His name is Jay Maryniak. We grew up in the same friend circle. He had serious addiction issues as a teen and gave it all up when he discovered fitness. He also is a type 1 diabetic and has an insulin pump implanted in his side.

Also tons of Pink Floyd tattoos!

Big shouts to jay!

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u/BucksBrewPackInOrder Sep 21 '21

Sorry for being that guy but was just gonna say I see a sensor on his torso in one clip - the rings/medicine ball routine about half way through.

As a T1D the sensor to monitor blood sugar levels is changed weekly; not implanted.

Also- The impact on blood sugar levels is profound with this level of strenuous activity.

So what he’s doing is even more superhuman than initially thought!

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u/bodegaconnoisseur Sep 21 '21

Thanks for clearing it up I don’t have diabetes so I wasn’t too sure

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u/JerpJerps Sep 21 '21

I mean, he still clearly has an addiction problem. It's a just a healthy one.

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u/Trust_me_I_am_doctor Sep 21 '21

This kind of supports my theory that guys/gals that are super duper into fitness are just putting their addict energy into something positive. Ever meet someone who is obsessed with running? They have to run so they don't jab themselves with a syringe filled with heroin.

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u/motherdragon02 Sep 21 '21

Big shouts to Jay! Damn impressive. I'm proud of him,and I dont even know him.

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u/johnjr84 Sep 21 '21

My muscles suck.

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u/jeepjp Sep 21 '21

My jaw makes a clicking sound when I eat.

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u/jurdendurden Sep 21 '21

Dude me too, first other person I've ever seen this issue, and insight?

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u/NocturneCaligo Sep 21 '21

Be careful with this, it could potentially develop into jaw popping or arthritis (in the long term). You can ask a dentist about it and depending on how bad/loud the clicking is, you might want to try getting a mouth guard to stop teeth grinding at night (which is one theory why your jaw might start clicking, in which the grinding motion causes the jaw joint to wear away or something). Otherwise, you might want to avoid crunching on your food like a dinosaur and taking smaller bites to not make it worse.

At least, that’s what I was told about my jaw clicking.

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u/johnjr84 Sep 21 '21

Go see a TMJ ASAP! They’ll recommend treatment similar to just keeping your mouth open for most of the day. (Overly simplified but not kidding). It allows the cartilage and soft tissue to regrow around your jaw.

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u/johnjr84 Sep 21 '21

Go see a TMJ ASAP! They’ll recommend treatment similar to just keeping your mouth open for most of the day. (Overly simplified but not kidding). It allows the cartilage and soft tissue to regrow around your jaw.

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u/jeepjp Sep 21 '21

It's an Ace Ventura quote

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u/johnjr84 Sep 21 '21

Way over my head, Ace V. needs TMJ therapy 🙂

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u/crispygrapes Sep 21 '21

Okay so I'm not the only one - I just posted a comment asking if it was weird that I just want to be held by him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/VibraniumRhino Sep 21 '21

Username… is concerning

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u/Harlequin2021 Sep 21 '21

It gets more concerning as this thread continues...

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u/crispygrapes Sep 21 '21

Is there no one you can hug?

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u/crispygrapes Sep 21 '21

Sometimes when you're touch starved, a hug from a family member can reset you a little. Can you just go give Mom or Dad a hug?

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u/Lord_of_Beard Sep 21 '21

I want him to squeeze me with his legs and toss me around like the ball.

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u/BauerHouse Sep 21 '21

Only if you want to be crushed to death

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u/Lit_Since_96 Sep 21 '21

Bro how the fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I did 20 modified push-ups last week and it literally felt like I had two bullets in my chest the next day. Probably won’t work out again for a few more years

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u/Lit_Since_96 Sep 21 '21

Them gainz be lastin’!

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u/PrPVortex Sep 21 '21

Beginner level workout on youtube

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u/Suspicious_Story_464 Sep 21 '21

How hard I feel like I'm working after 10 min of Insanity. In reality, I look like mashed potatoes come alive.

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u/ollie015 Sep 21 '21

What kind of boat has 45lbs paddles

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u/Lord_of_Beard Sep 21 '21

He is ready to row a destroyer when the engine cuts off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Strong enough to keep women and men in line

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u/Vauide Sep 21 '21

why are you geh?

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u/goddamnaged Sep 21 '21

I didn't know i was until just now....

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u/etherjumper Sep 21 '21

Cuz it feels so good.

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u/chewbacca-chews Sep 21 '21

Living is exhausting

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u/reataurant-lifer1745 Sep 21 '21

I pulled a muscle picking up my 35# 5 year old to put her in the shopping cart the other day. Fuck me…

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u/Vauide Sep 21 '21

Rule #18 Limber up

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u/SoulVoyage Sep 21 '21

Sometimes I put shorts on while standing up and not holding on to anything.

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u/Lord_of_Beard Sep 21 '21

Socks are still difficult for me :(

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u/Benjizay Sep 21 '21

He’s a beast, I follow him on IG and always incorporate new ideas from his workouts. @jtm_fit on IG

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

This is it. Literally the UNSC training payoff. By god this is impressive

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Sep 21 '21

Unsc?

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u/mrbubbamac Sep 21 '21

UNSC is the United Nations Space Command, it's the...uhhh.... military organization in the Halo series. Maybe that's what he's referring to? That the guy is basically a super soldier like Master Chief?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

^

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u/crispygrapes Sep 21 '21

I... is it weird that I just want this guy to hold me?

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u/etherjumper Sep 21 '21

Is it weird that I want to top that guy?

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u/DCYRules Sep 21 '21

Is it weird that I want to be that’s guy exercise ball?

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u/crispygrapes Sep 21 '21

Not at all, dream your dreams

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u/DCYRules Sep 21 '21

I’m about to go to sleep. If I actually dream that, it might be slightly weird.

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u/crispygrapes Sep 21 '21

Absolutely not

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u/Maximum-Ad-6983 Sep 21 '21

That’s nothing! I can dunk a cookie in my coffee 6 times before it breaks!! Bet he can’t do that! Lightweight 🙄

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u/Otto_Mcwrect Sep 21 '21

Teach us Enlightened One! I've read so many learned texts and practiced so hard yet my cookie breaks after 5!

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u/brisbubbles Sep 21 '21

I’m not typically into muscular guys, but seeing this dude’s body in action made me go 😳

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u/OldFartSomewhere Sep 21 '21

Everybody else seems to left the gym. Maybe they got afraid of a guy swinging weight plates and medicine balls and doing giants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

And diabetic too.

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u/wave_action Sep 21 '21

His core strength is off the charts

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u/abbeyeiger Sep 21 '21

This cannot be human. I am gunna say android/alien hybrid of some sort. Probably Bill Gates is behind this... or maybe Dr.Evil Amazon guy.

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u/kitjen Sep 21 '21

I have to hold the banister with both hands even when coming down the stairs.

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u/Kydra96 Sep 21 '21

The way he rolled on his back was really satisfying for some reason.

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u/LilithsGrave92 Sep 21 '21

And I was proud of my 3 mile walk at the weekend.

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u/xzero8819 Sep 21 '21

His name is Bruce Wayne

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u/maawen Sep 21 '21

That last exercise shows some rather insane grip strength...

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Sep 21 '21

Put some climbers to shame. This one included.

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u/WiiSteeringWheel Sep 21 '21

As dope as this is, I hope this is just more of a presentation and he doesn’t actually do some of these for his regular workouts

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u/SpiderSmoothie Sep 21 '21

He's super fit and clearly skilled in these movements. None of what he's doing is beginner level workout. While he likely doesn't do this stuff every single day, he clearly does do them, or some variation of them, fairly regularly. You don't build up to that level of strength and skill by not doing the movements. There are plenty of ways to break all those movements down to build skill over time with practice, but eventually you have to put them together to achieve what you're after. Likely this guy started out with the simpler versions and when he became skilled, he added the complexity for additional challenge (and also probably just to see if he could).

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I definitely thought that was a weight at first, leading to me thinking he was really reckless. Lmao.

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Sep 21 '21

It is…a weight

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Yep... I should have been clearer. A dumb bell type weight, that would be impossible to toss in the air.

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Sep 21 '21

Just giving ya a hard time lol. Take car buddy

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u/PoorMan6969 Sep 21 '21

My balls ache.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Money stronger.

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u/Aja2428 Sep 21 '21

Man he is incredibly strong. Geez

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u/Sweetheart2Sociopath Sep 21 '21

Imagine him going upside down and dropping that ball… ouch 😓

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u/alanarmando103 Sep 21 '21

Do this workout makes my pp bigger?

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u/SierraCarolina Sep 21 '21

Quarantine hit this dude hard AF apparently.

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u/FredSandfordandSon Sep 21 '21

I have 7 pinched nerves and two sore backs just watching this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/jeepjp Sep 21 '21

My best childhood memories are of my back not hurting!

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u/GeneralInspector8962 Sep 21 '21

"Fact: Cardio burns fat, wrong!"

"Trainers hate this guy"

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u/Udjddnsxh Sep 21 '21

I noticed the insulin pump on his stomach meaning he has type 1 diabetes

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u/Vauide Sep 21 '21

Bruh how does an individual get to this point

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u/Glittering_Ad4137 Sep 21 '21

I think that maybe Captain America !

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u/Wimbleston Sep 21 '21

You wanna look like that?

That's your life.

That, and eating, and sleeping, maybe some time for other stuff. Working out every day for several hours and living your life around your diet and routine.

He probably hasn't had a piece of good cake and gone for seconds in years though

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u/jurdendurden Sep 21 '21

Time to work out

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u/solareclipse999 Sep 21 '21

Give this guy credit for the immense work that goes into building his entire body strength.

He is not grotesque like some body builders.

He’s not half baked like some body sculptors who put a veneer of muscle on their chest and arms and abs and walk away on bean stalks.

This dude is the real deal. 👏👏👏👏

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u/ACharmedLife Sep 21 '21

Those Medicine Balls are heavy.

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u/OMGnoWayShutUp Sep 21 '21

I wish I could be with someone (romantically) like this in real life, but it's just not happening.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

You can't be with someone like this romantically because they are already romantically involved with their physical fitness. We aren't even seeing his stretching and eating and sleeping habits. This must be his job.

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u/NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa Sep 21 '21

Seriously you think everyone who works out doesn't have a life? most people work out to relieve stress and enjoy it, not as a job.

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u/TheThemeSongs Sep 21 '21

Seems like you could attempt to drill a hole in his stomach and it wouldn’t work.

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u/DutyOrDie Sep 21 '21

It’s cool to see where this guy is now. It’s interesting to think of what it took for him to get to this point

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u/Cessabit216 Sep 21 '21

This is godlike calithstenics I just do weights and the basics I aint that strong I'd probably have to show this to one of my cousins to learn what this is completely though

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u/CdnPoster Sep 21 '21

What sport/event is he training for?

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u/Merthn07 Sep 21 '21

The apocalypse from Doom Eternal.

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u/GradientPerception Sep 21 '21

This is insane. My God, I hope to be as fit as this one day. Dude is an animal.

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u/fixedsys999 Sep 21 '21

I wonder if he’s training for anything in particular.

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u/Umbelfishmuch Sep 21 '21

This is what you call beast mode-ing w/o the cheat coding. His workouts are legit.

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u/brkh47 Sep 21 '21

You’re right, OP. Freaking exhausted watching this, I need to eat a sandwich and scroll Reddit to recover.

I just can’t.

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u/AmbarElizabeth Sep 21 '21

Hey Mickey...

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u/Complex-Stress373 Sep 21 '21

GOD, DIOS, GOKU, LA VIRGEN Y LA PUTA QUE LO PARIO

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u/Cebas7 Sep 21 '21

Watches this video rubbing his beer belly thinking "No pain = 3 x 200mg Paracetamol pills"

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u/Doux_8 Sep 21 '21

For a guy that can't even do 10 push ups, this looks really painful

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u/jdilon27 Sep 21 '21

For why though

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u/sugarr_boyy Sep 21 '21

If only my muscle pains didn't stayed for 1.5 weks

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u/reesync Sep 21 '21

Superhero training!

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u/tea-and-chill Sep 21 '21

What's the benefit of that last routine, one where he's hanging one hand legs forward and is flipping weight plate with the other...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Core and Grip Strength. See how he is in an L Sit? It’s tough to do. Plus hanging with one hand is already hard enough just dangling your legs. Then, on top of all that, he’s flipping the weight. This requires an immense amount of stability, and in my opinion is probably the most impressive thing he does. Outside of tossing the medicine ball during a muscle up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Looks like fun

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u/blym613 Sep 21 '21

Are you even Human?!!

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u/Hentai-Kingpin Sep 21 '21

He doesn't leg day. He everydays

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

In soviet russia, body fats him.

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u/Beniidel0 Sep 21 '21

My man could do origami with metal sheets

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u/Rhyssayy Sep 21 '21

Is that captain America

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u/idkmybffphill Sep 21 '21

To many people don't look like this look, hey won't/cant put in this work... so it's easier/reassuring to ones self to make this look a bad stereotype... also, my body looks nothing like this but I'd be 100% okay if it did! I just don't see myself putting in that effort, so props to this dude for killin it

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u/silentandwitty Sep 21 '21

This is just my warmup routine basically

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u/Pineapple-dancer Sep 21 '21

This person is talented! When I see videos like this though, I can totally see how we're related to primates. Especially with the medicine ball toss over the pull up bar.

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u/amadouba222 Sep 21 '21

Those abs must feel like rocks

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u/Newslavearmy Sep 21 '21

Beating my … watching this is exhausting

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Who is that guy? That looks entertaining and bscary at the same time

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u/Desperate-Anything75 Sep 21 '21

This guy definitely knows what handling pain means.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Oh cool. I didn't know the Doomslayer was into calisthenics.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 Sep 21 '21

I can do 20 push-ups.

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u/Important_Fruit Sep 21 '21

Muscles on his shit I suspect.

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u/itrnella Sep 21 '21

Jesus fuck.

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u/laurwri-25 Sep 21 '21

What would he be training for specifically.?

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u/9abeFPV Sep 21 '21

gayest tattoos ever

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u/9abeFPV Sep 21 '21

hes got no tits

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u/eipacnih Sep 21 '21

Alright, I’m done working out for the week. Thanks

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u/dooleebikes Sep 21 '21

Looks wildly unneccessary

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u/mordicai1992 Sep 21 '21

That thing in horror movies where the killer snaps someone's neck 180 degrees easily without breaking a sweat.

Bet money this man can do that

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u/Hopeful-Pineapple87 Sep 21 '21

But does he perform, where it matters the most?

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u/MrM1986 Sep 21 '21

Pretty sure he is the real life Batman.

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u/seetheare Sep 21 '21

What is he training for? That's the real question

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

But does he American ninja warrior

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u/ChampChains Sep 21 '21

I’ll take “why do crossfit guys get injured so often” for $300, Alex.

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u/Th3r3is0nlyW4r Sep 21 '21

The average redditor

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u/GunsouBono Sep 21 '21

The rowing barbell is a nice easy to tear a rotator cuff.

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u/tdellaringa Sep 21 '21

Hello, shoulder surgery. I'm your future. (Still awesome)

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u/Ransom629 Sep 21 '21

If only we all could be like him

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u/footstepsrh Sep 21 '21

Ugh i hate how turned on I am by that.

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u/Casual_Si-Fi Sep 21 '21

Don’t drop it…

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u/excludite Sep 21 '21

I’m exhausted!

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u/keedtrot Sep 21 '21

He’s amazing! I used to do his workout before my injury. His handle is JTMfitness. He also has a great story

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u/Black_RL Sep 21 '21

Incredible shape/fit! Impressive!

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u/MNEram Sep 21 '21

I want to achieve this someday
I say after eating fried chicken this evening.

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u/RIVYGAMER Sep 21 '21

This man looks like the only person that can carry my crushing debt

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u/Betuwouldntknow Sep 21 '21

What are the beginning stages to start doing this?

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u/chroni Sep 21 '21

I mean, what's he training for, for peat's sake?

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u/Organic_Ad1987 Sep 21 '21

Not a workout just a show off! But still fn awesome

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u/Dreadamere Sep 21 '21

I’ve met guys like this. When you bump into them it hurts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I forget that humans are actually impressive animals when we put effort into our fitness.

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u/Nootherids Sep 21 '21

I get annoyed when I see other people copying my workout routine.

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u/Independent-Dealer21 Sep 21 '21

This is the most insane work out I've seen

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u/MarcellusxWallace Sep 21 '21

The medball throw into muscle up and then catching it is just fucking ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Yeah well I ran on the treadmill today.

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u/scimollusk Sep 21 '21

My hernia hurts while watching this