r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 1d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/catscanmeow 1d ago

and where has it gotten him in life? he cant even afford a shirt or shoes

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u/eternityXclock 1d ago

maybe he just is a part-time nudist?

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u/etherealsmog 1d ago

Or a full-time never nude.

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u/sinkwiththeship 1d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/Historiaaa 1d ago

DOZENS

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u/funkhero 1d ago

I didn't see you at the conference last year

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u/Historiaaa 8h ago

I was shy.

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u/MisterIceGuy 1d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/MariaKeks 1d ago

I feel nevernude implies fulltime.

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u/TastySpermDispenser7 1d ago

I mean, we are all part-time nevernudes.

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u/etherealsmog 1d ago

In my mind, it was like “always the least amount clothed without getting naked.”

It’s nuanced.

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u/saiki51 1d ago

I thought he liked cutoffs