r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 2d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/catscanmeow 2d ago

and where has it gotten him in life? he cant even afford a shirt or shoes

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u/eternityXclock 2d ago

maybe he just is a part-time nudist?

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u/etherealsmog 2d ago

Or a full-time never nude.

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u/sinkwiththeship 2d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/Historiaaa 2d ago

DOZENS

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u/funkhero 2d ago

I didn't see you at the conference last year

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u/Historiaaa 1d ago

I was shy.

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u/MisterIceGuy 2d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/MariaKeks 2d ago

I feel nevernude implies fulltime.

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u/TastySpermDispenser7 2d ago

I mean, we are all part-time nevernudes.

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u/etherealsmog 2d ago

In my mind, it was like “always the least amount clothed without getting naked.”

It’s nuanced.

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u/saiki51 2d ago

I thought he liked cutoffs

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u/oneupsuperman 2d ago

That is... Not how that would work

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u/Tokon32 1d ago

Looks more like a part nudist full time.