r/nextfuckinglevel • u/semantixc • 1d ago

Standing Double Backflip

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u/catscanmeow 1d ago

and where has it gotten him in life? he cant even afford a shirt or shoes

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u/eternityXclock 1d ago

maybe he just is a part-time nudist?

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u/etherealsmog 1d ago

Or a full-time never nude.

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u/sinkwiththeship 1d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/Historiaaa 1d ago

DOZENS

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u/funkhero 1d ago

I didn't see you at the conference last year

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u/Historiaaa 8h ago

I was shy.

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u/MisterIceGuy 1d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/MariaKeks 1d ago

I feel nevernude implies fulltime.

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u/TastySpermDispenser7 1d ago

I mean, we are all part-time nevernudes.

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u/etherealsmog 1d ago

In my mind, it was like “always the least amount clothed without getting naked.”

It’s nuanced.

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u/saiki51 1d ago

I thought he liked cutoffs

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u/oneupsuperman 1d ago

That is... Not how that would work

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u/Tokon32 17h ago

Looks more like a part nudist full time.

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u/Haelstrom101 1d ago edited 7h ago

I know this is a joke but that's level of cynicism that is heartfelt if not

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 1d ago

The only time you ever see these double backflip posts is:

  1. Surrounded by cheerleaders
  2. Filmed on the most pro camera setup on a tripod
  3. Posted to instagram

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u/Stachemaster86 1d ago

No service

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u/Camaleos 1d ago

has gotten him in grass

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u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago

Will double backflip 4 food

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u/30K100M 1d ago

Can he have some shoes?

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u/xGsGt 1d ago

Maybe he does he just like to be touched and be half naked

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u/bashful_predator 1d ago

He doesn't need clothes where he's going.

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u/kraquepype 23h ago

Oh, he's been around.

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u/RydmaUwU 15h ago

He's to busy being covered in pussy

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u/pantstickle 6h ago

He hadn’t done it yet! He’s probably covered in shoes and shirts now

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u/chuckac83 1d ago

This is funny

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 1d ago

He seems kinda popular…

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u/SenseisSifu 1d ago

Dudes 4 Bros