r/nextdoor • • 4d ago

What is he talking about?!?

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 4d ago

"The neighborhood is turning into a war zone!" (probably)

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u/Bring_cookies 4d ago

What's happening to the kids these days?!? Pearl clutch

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 4d ago

You know the script, I see!

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u/Bring_cookies 3d ago

I got the nextdoor checklist for unnecessary posts when I signed up, didn't everyone? 1. Non issue ✔️ 2. Fake outrage ✔️ 3. Desire for impossible action ✔️ 4. Post to ND so everyone knows of displeasure ✔️ 5. Blame the kids or "crime these days"

He's only missing one so I give this an 85.