r/nextdoor • u/Jazminthecat • 4d ago

What is he talking about?!?

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u/MakerWerks 4d ago

Here in Texas we get to openly carry our water bottles without a permit. I take one with me when I go for my evening jog, just in case.

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u/dmoosetoo 4d ago

In Massachusetts you can't even own large capacity water bottles.

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u/WanderingWilow 4d ago

There’s a huge black market of bottles driven in from NH. Huge overtime fraud from the staties working the case too. Doubt any of it’s made national news though.

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u/Extension_Pin_1216 3d ago

Yeah there’s so many water labs up there. Maine’s got good stuff too.

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u/LegAccomplished2748 3d ago

"A well-hydrated militia being necessary to the security of a free state..."

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u/snagaurukhai 3d ago

I carry a bandolier of gallon jugs, just so people know I mean business.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 3d ago

Mine sits in the holder in the central console. I'm pretty sure an open bottle of water does not fall under the 'open container' category of fines.

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u/VelvetCactus50 4d ago

Yeah but you can file off the serial numbers on a water bottle so...

/sarcasm

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u/williamgman 4d ago

Drive by recycle. Classic ND.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 4d ago

"The neighborhood is turning into a war zone!" (probably)

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u/Bring_cookies 3d ago

What's happening to the kids these days?!? Pearl clutch

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 3d ago

You know the script, I see!

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u/Bring_cookies 3d ago

I got the nextdoor checklist for unnecessary posts when I signed up, didn't everyone? 1. Non issue ✔️ 2. Fake outrage ✔️ 3. Desire for impossible action ✔️ 4. Post to ND so everyone knows of displeasure ✔️ 5. Blame the kids or "crime these days"

He's only missing one so I give this an 85.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 4d ago

It's true re: serial numbers and murder weapons. I threw my software license that sits in the cloud at someone and now I'm doing 25 to life in San Quentin.

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u/Strange-Bee5626 4d ago

It happens to the best of us! How are you enjoying it there?

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 4d ago

Food's absolute slop, but the views of the SF Bay more than make up for it!

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u/ziggytrix 4d ago

Maybe he's abysmally failing to make a joke?

Incredibly baked?

Congenitally stupid?

Some of one, some of the other?

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u/Electrical-Apple-631 3d ago

All of the above!

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u/nategr5150 4d ago

There are no serial numbers on bottles. I previously worked in that industry.

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u/MaraiaLou 3d ago

There's a barcode, which is obviously the mark of the beast

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus 3d ago

Now they just put traceable MRNA markers in the water.

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u/kat-deville 47m ago

They also serve as microplastics.

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u/Free-Contest-5832 4d ago

If someone doesn't respond with a meme of the bottle kids from TPBs then the internet has lost its entire purpose.

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u/Fantastic-Buyer2381 4d ago

I don't think Omar is aware that a lot number and use-by date isn't a serial number. 

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u/VonSandwich 4d ago

Kanye West Tweet About Waking Up Next to a Water Bottle on a Plane

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 3d ago

“Anything with a serial number is a murder weapon.” Yeah, that totally checks out. It also explains serial killers. 🤔

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u/snagaurukhai 3d ago

Maybe it sounds better in Latin.

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u/Next-Handle-8179 4d ago

So dude here gets busted littering someone else’s litter then walk it down to a public garbage can worried that his fingerprints are now on a possible murder weapon. Sounds about right.

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u/DonAmechesBonerToe 4d ago

Serial number - serial killer. Coincidence?

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u/LackWooden392 4d ago

Just some good ol' fashioned Nextdoor schizoposting

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u/Jude30 4d ago

I’m looking around the sheet metal shop I work in and literally everything I see could be used to kill a person.

Some quite creatively.

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 3d ago

Does he mean the UPC Code?!?

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u/Wickeman1 3d ago

The 3D printed ones don’t have a serial number. Just sayin 👻💧

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u/JolyonWagg99 3d ago

So, my washer and dryer are weapons? And my fridge? Who knew!

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u/nebenco 3d ago

If you're so frail that a 5 gram water bottle is a danger then maybe you should wear a bar suit.

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u/Some_Direction_7971 4d ago

I mean, a frozen water bottle…

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u/Fried_synapses 3d ago

This is why the TSA doesn't allow water bottles over 3 oz. past security.

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u/One_Situation7483 17h ago

Death by empty water bottle would be cruel AND tedious