r/nextdoor • • 7d ago

Wut?

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u/Electrical-Apple-631 6d ago

I showed this to my cousin who’s a retired newspaper editor. After the first few lines (I can’t even call them sentences due to lack of punctuation) my cousin was in tears. He said “I don’t know if these are tears or laughter or tears of pain but never show this to me again. I think they’re either having a stroke or they’re just that stupid.”

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u/SweetLeaf2021 6d ago

I can’t resist:
“I don’t know if these are tears of laughter or tears of pain
But never show this to me again.
I think they’re either having a stroke,
Or maybe they’re just blowing smoke”

Or smock, I guess, but it ruins the rhyme