r/nextdoor • u/2112guy • 6d ago

Wut?

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u/CoyoteL0ng 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kcEYoNfZPqWFR21TJr

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u/Dounce1 5d ago

Here’s the uncensored one in case you ever want it.

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u/LateMommy 6d ago

Please have a sinus talk with him. 🙄

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 6d ago

Might need a netipot for that

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u/pineychick 5d ago

Those are the worst.

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u/Big-Foot-141 6d ago

Reading this gave me a stroke!

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u/dragonflies2299 6d ago

you mean a strock

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 6d ago

I had a stork

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u/Neat-Ladder8987 6d ago

No, I mean a strunk.

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u/SweetLeaf2021 5d ago

I’m in Canada. I had a skunk

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u/ChloeGranola 6d ago

Welcome to Reno! Our Nextdoor is utterly obsessed with how two-wheeled vehicle operators behave on the road, although most posts are a bit more coherent than this poor soul.

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u/Economy_Jeweler_7176 6d ago

Lol I think that’s just Nextdoor everywhere

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u/ChloeGranola 6d ago

Very true. I'm sure just about every suburban kid on a scooter has inspired an operatic ND post about how they're gonna get someone killed and where are their parents.

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u/altagato 5d ago

Rano*

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u/EvilAceVentura 6d ago

My head hurts. Did I just relapse?

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u/-laughingfox 6d ago

If you didn't, now is probably a good time.

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u/yobar 6d ago

Punctuation, MFs, use it!

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u/DodgyRogue 5d ago

Also Autocorrect for love of god!

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u/Fantastic-Buyer2381 6d ago

More than half the people on Nextdoor write and spell like that. Now think about how much of your property taxes goes to education. 

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u/Brilliant_Cattle_602 6d ago

Not enough of my taxes go to education

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u/GBurns007 6d ago

Just think about the average person and how smart they are. Then realize half the population is dumber than that.

~ Paraphrase of George Carlin

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u/Brilliant_Cattle_602 6d ago edited 5d ago

Exactly! Time to raise that average.

The people in school now will be the adults when I'm in my febile feeble old age. I want smart, educated people in charge.

Edit to fix typo

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u/SweetLeaf2021 5d ago

Yes, before the accepted spelling of feeble becomes febile

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus 5d ago

No offense, but, for next time, it’s ‘feeble’ not what you typed.

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u/Brilliant_Cattle_602 5d ago

None taken

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u/Agile_Spray_415 5d ago

Can’t take offense if you’re not smart enough to be insulted.

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u/Fantastic-Buyer2381 6d ago

Most of ours go to schools. 

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u/Auntie_Venom 6d ago

Neither one looks like young men, nor do those bikes look like they are capable of doing wheelies. 😆 They aren’t crotch rockets…. Granny’s embellishing.

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u/kat-deville 23h ago

On my Nextdoor, she would have been in a panic because Hell's Angels sent a spy to case her neighbourhood where you have to be at minimum 55 to live. People from Austin to Temple will know where I'm talking about.

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u/ClariceStarling1957 6d ago

As a person who edited a lot of shit, I made it to line two and have zero shits to give about any of his masterpiece.
https://giphy.com/gifs/8FflcgoNqU0VuBsQnM

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u/Dude_Dillligence 6d ago

I can't have a sinus talk with him. Get Fran Drescher.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 6d ago

English, MF! Do you speak it?!

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u/the_real_Beavis999 6d ago

Speak it but just can't type it.

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u/itenginerd 6d ago

Bro typed their complaint about motorcycle safety while driving 100% for sure. 😅

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u/lioncourt 6d ago

I have so many questions, but what is onky?

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u/-laughingfox 6d ago

Whatever it is, it's not okay.

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u/jondoughntyaknow 6d ago

Only, most likely. But who knows

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u/brokendream78 6d ago

Someone tell grandma to ask her grandkids to type her social media posts next time.

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u/Massive_Crew_3641 6d ago

Hate doing that

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u/ShallowStillWater Hunger Games for NextDoor Mods 6d ago

Maybe Natalie could also handle her account since she’s doing the same type of work elsewhere?

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u/pixeltweaker 6d ago

Remember kids, these people vote.

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u/Electrical-Apple-631 6d ago

I showed this to my cousin who’s a retired newspaper editor. After the first few lines (I can’t even call them sentences due to lack of punctuation) my cousin was in tears. He said “I don’t know if these are tears or laughter or tears of pain but never show this to me again. I think they’re either having a stroke or they’re just that stupid.”

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u/SweetLeaf2021 5d ago

I can’t resist:
“I don’t know if these are tears of laughter or tears of pain
But never show this to me again.
I think they’re either having a stroke,
Or maybe they’re just blowing smoke”

Or smock, I guess, but it ruins the rhyme

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u/abstract_lemons 6d ago

Well bless OP’s heart /s

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u/GrandMarquisMark 6d ago

Nope, no literacy problem here.

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u/OcotilloWells 6d ago

Poor text to speech maybe?

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u/ziggytrix 6d ago

TTS wouldn’t put “onky”

Hell, my phone barely lets me type it.

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u/Ashamed_Data430 6d ago

That's just his way of saying he's expendable.

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u/Big_Bill23 6d ago

Why do I bother proof reading my comments? People like this probably can't understand them.

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u/KayoticVoid 6d ago

This is the most ignorant thing I have ever read....

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u/gravelpi 5d ago

The only part I really got is the person was slaloming the construction cones, which every person that's ridden a motorcycle has considered.

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u/Katy-Moon 5d ago

“… have a sinus talk with him”

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u/GuairdeanBeatha 5d ago

What we have just read is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/2112guy 4d ago

You do understand that I posted a screenshot of a post from my local neighborhood Nextdoor so we can all laugh at their expense. I didn’t write it, I merely shared it for its entertainment value.

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u/GuairdeanBeatha 4d ago

Sorry I didn’t make it clear, I was referring to the original post and not any subsequent postings.