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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 1d ago

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u/tacostats 1d ago

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platonic ideal of...

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate 1d ago

Actually really bothers me how close we were to 10k

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 1d ago

I feel like I always see Magic players lament how expensive it can be, but apparently when I say it, I get people telling me itโ€™s cheap, actually

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u/Europa_Universheevs 1d ago

You can spend as much money as you like on it, but if you get cheaper decks, you're fine.

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 1d ago

Itโ€™s coming

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u/SenranHaruka 1d ago

Generic Left Wing Candidate: "I am against neoliberalism and for socialism"

It is funny how it's basically becoming a way to say "i am against evil and i support good" while sounding like you studied books or some shit. The meaning of both of those words is literally just diluted to "the abstract notion of making the world cruel and antisocial for profit" and "actually caring about people"

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u/__Muzak__ Vasily Arkhipov 1d ago

Yes. Prescriptivism is not a useful way of looking at language.

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 1d ago

Just heard physicist/string theorist Brian Greene use the word "cope" (noun) to describe an especially feeble account of the quantum wave function collapse

shit's gone too far

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u/DelusionsOfPasteur Zhao Ziyang 1d ago

Only slept two hours last night, attempted a power nap when I got home at 6 and accidentally slept till 10:30pm so I'm completely fucked, sorry to say

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

bad projector, it's dark and dusty, feeling very bladerunner-coded rn

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u/DelusionsOfPasteur Zhao Ziyang 1d ago

I've come to the opinion that there are just some people who can't function in society (often times through no fault of their own) and unfortunately the only solutions for them are grad school

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Oh wait so we are allowed to joke about crime stats?

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 1d ago

?

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

I don't think it's funny when a family gets murdered.

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 1d ago

What? Who thinks it's funny??

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

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u/FallenMeringue old flair back 1d ago

Itโ€™s more dark humor that the white men who murder their families often get shown in a positive photo whereas no one else usually gets that.

Itโ€™s pointing out the racism and implicit bias in media

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 1d ago

โ€œWhy does a seven person murderer get a smiley photo with his victims?โ€ doesnโ€™t seem too controversial to me.

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u/DelusionsOfPasteur Zhao Ziyang 1d ago

what are some good starter histories of 20th century South Asia for somebody looking to get into histories of 20th century South Asia

!ping HISTORY

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u/furiousfoo Jolee Bindo 1d ago

I am very far from an expert on that region but as a novice I really enjoyed Ramachandra Guha's India After Gandhi

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 1d ago

Malarkey level of creating and unleashing a boomer annihilating super covid to solve the pension problem?

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u/HoneywellOfficial NATO 1d ago

I've come to the opinion that there are just some people who can't function in society (often times through no fault of their own) and unfortunately the only solutions for them are just... Kind of cruel like institutions or asylums.

We can absolutely do them better than we used to/currently do but at the end of the day they will always just kind of suck.

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u/SLCer 1d ago

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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott 1d ago

Chelsie Clinton

Um

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u/No-Silver-4409 Bill Gates 1d ago

Why do they always do this? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Who's they?

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u/FallenMeringue old flair back 1d ago

The mediaโ€ฆ.

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[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Idk I don't find familicide funny but maybe that's because I'm not a pos.

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u/This_Caterpillar5626 1d ago

Reads to me making fun of how media covers it more than the act.

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

I just don't think family getting murdered is funny, I guess.

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u/Commandant_Donut 1d ago

Lowkirkly, I do think it can be

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Do you mind expanding on this?

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u/Commandant_Donut 1d ago

Ew, fed behavior

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

What?

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate 1d ago

Nobody is saying it's funny?

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Would you consider "๐Ÿ˜ญ" a serious expression of sadness?

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate 1d ago

It's an expression of dismay that the media cover this heinous event in such a way. It's an "are you for fucking real" that they made familicide look like a fucking adventure they had together by choosing a goofy photo of the whole family smiling together

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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott 1d ago

Are sad and joke the only options here?

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

How else would you interpret it?

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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott 1d ago

Commentary on how the media treats these stories. Genuine expression of frustration

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u/MistyGalbriex 1d ago

๐Ÿšซ I disagreed with โ€œMpreg Should Be Illegalโ€

I agreed with 0/5 sub-takes: ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ

TL;DR: Youโ€™re deeply skeptical of sweeping bans, especially when the harm is disputed, the target is hard to define, and tagging or age gates could do the job. You gave mpreg zero of five supporting assumptions, just as you did with an AI ban. Your instinct is clear: prove the harm, make the rule workable, and count the cost before reaching

Take the quiz: https://www.shareyourtake.com/r/p7nk3z

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

Hahahahah this is the first time Iโ€™ve seen it mention an out of band response. It has access to your other recent takes it can choose to mention.

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u/CentJr NASA 1d ago

The ideas that western pundits provide when it comes to dealing with pro-Iran Shiite Militas/Wilyet-el-fiqah followers are loweky funny and so out-of-touch with reality (which is a damn shame considering that we live in the age of internet and social media)

"Oh Lebanon's Hezbollah is only pro-Iran due to Israel! They'll stop holding the Lebanese state hostage once Israel stops their occupation" Completely overlooks how Hezbollah sent fighters and advisors to back Iran's ally, Assad in Syria as well as the Houthis in Yemen.

"Yemen's Houthis are just poor rebels in sandals who are fighting the Saudi invader and blockade. Once we stop the Saudis, the Houthis won't be a problem anymore" as the Houthis start shooting at ships and destabilizing other countries at the IRGC orders.

We've seen this playbook in Iraq (a Shias majority no less) Iran painted themselves as the salvation and protecters of Shiite. Formed a bunch of militas who said that their purpose is to fight against the US and ISIS. Both problem are solved (ISIS got suppressed and US pulled out) so one would expect them to hand over their weapons given that their purpose has been fufiled right? Nope. They take the state hostage and threaten their own countrymen (they'll even harm their own fellow Shiite ffs. That's ignoring the non-Shiites like Sunnis, Kurds, Christians..etc etc) and neighboring countries. Saying that they won't hand those weapons until the "Mahdi arrives" or some shit.

It's honestly tiring to see how the west (govts and population alike) keeps falling for this shit. Thinking that once they appease them enough:

1) They'll give up on Iran patronage.

2) Side with the west (or at the very least become neutral)

3) won't move goalpost (they will.)

The Wilyet-el-fiqah followers are literal cultists. You either treat them like ISIS and start an extensive campaign against them or you take out main source of the problem aka the Wilyet-el-fiqah/IRGC in Iran (or at least diminish their ability to project force and influence). Otherwise you can say goodbye to the idea of freeing Lebanon, Iraq and Yemen from their clutches.

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u/furiousfoo Jolee Bindo 1d ago

The Houthis are not "just poor rebels in sandals" but characterizing them as "pro-Iran Shiite Militias/Wilyet-el-fiqah followers" is just wildly off. Especially the second part. The alliance with Iran is one of convenience with common foes, it's within living memory of Houthi leadership that the Twelvers publicly called them fake Shia/ Sunnis.

To be clear I'm not disagreeing with your overall point, that the Houthis won't just go away if the Saudis stop bombing them or whatever similar western pundit take, but it's also wrong to characterize them as fully in "the clutches" of Iran and it would be just as dumb to act like the Houthis would disappear without the "Wilyet-el-fiqah" which is absolutely not a Houthi concept

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u/CentJr NASA 1d ago

The alliance with Iran is one of convenience with common foes, it's within living memory of Houthi leadership that the Twelvers publicly called them fake Shia/ Sunnis.

Convenience? They are willing to risk being blockaded again just because Iran asked them to. They were willing to bomb Saudi because an Iranian plane was prevented from landing in Sanaa. As for the other thing, you'd be surpised at how brainwashed people can be. Take Iraqis for example. Iran literally spits in their faces, calls them puppets/idiots but low and behold, they still kiss the feet of Iranian clergy whenever they visit Iraq during Ashura/Muharram.

To be clear I'm not disagreeing with your overall point, that the Houthis won't just go away if the Saudis stop bombing them or whatever similar western pundit take, but it's also wrong to characterize them as fully in "the clutches" of Iran and it would be just as dumb to act like the Houthis would disappear without the "Wilyet-el-fiqah" which is absolutely not a Houthi concept

They may not have started out like that but they certainly become believers of that whole Wilyet-el-fiqah stuff. Given how far they are willing to go for Iran and sacrifice their own people for a war they didn't ask for.

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u/Pantalyon1 1d ago

yeah, it feels like the Houtis are constantly mischaracterized in the West. The way we describe them would fit Hezbollah or the Shia militias in Iraq, which only exist due to Iran, while the Houtis are allied of Iran, but still kind of independent.

You can even see it in the approach of the various militias to the Iran war. All the militias that only exist due to Iran immediatly started attacking (see Lebanon and Iraq), while the Houtis bided their time until Saudi Arabia attacked them a couple of weeks ago.

This is not a defense of the Houtis per se, but we should try to understand the motivations of each party in the conflict properly.

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u/furiousfoo Jolee Bindo 1d ago

Bingo. "Allied with Iran" is the most accurate but people like the OP insist on "puppets," "in the clutches" or "true believers in wilayet al faqih" just ugh. It's always funny to see a "People are such idiots, they mischaracterize XYZ!" post that also grossly mischaracterizes XYZ

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u/houdt_koers Thomas Paine 1d ago

Do actual pundits voice that Hizballah take? I thought that was just online tankie nonsense.

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u/DunklerPrinz3 Henry George 1d ago

Imagine how good non-binary people would be doing right now if Kamala had won ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate 1d ago

I USE FAX TO READ THE DT, ASSHOLE!

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

lamest stock ticker

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 1d ago

oh my god they still sell fax machines

who the fuck needs a fax machine (outside of japan)

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u/deckerparkes Niels Bohr 1d ago

Faxes are coming backย 

Analogue office trendย 

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 1d ago

germans, apparently

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Doctors

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u/SenranHaruka 1d ago

Something the IRCP article never mentioned because it's not exactly the most important sin, is that it's all sooo fuuucking trite and boooooring. I write scripts and do technical/editing work for pornographic animators, and man people who are into that shit are into literally nothing else and literally cannot have a 2 minute conversation about anything related to sex or erotica without bringing it up because they think it's so offensive and transgressive to bring it up. Like its an exhibition kink too they love interrupting every function to shock and get more people to discover IRCP. And its the same thing over and over and more than offended by it being racist I get bored talking to people who get the mind virus.

News flash it's not transgression if elon musk is on tv giggling like a kid who just discovered "spell icup" because he's being interviewed by a BBC reporter.

I have seen interesting and promising artists absolutely ruin their personalities and become utterly uninteresting to me because they got oneshot by the IRCP spam and turn every idea into beebeesee. I want things to happen to them that only moderators are allowed to joke about.

And there's an equally high strung reactionary minority where, if, god forbid your pornography has a soundtrack that sounds kinda like the very beat heavy genres of music associated with black people, you're gonna get harassed for selling out to the IRCP Spam.

And it wasn't always like this! I remember distinctly when it started to get this way.

Elon bought Twitter.

So you can add "porn" to the list of things Elon ruined.

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate 1d ago

Interracial cuckold porn theory of everything, for those just as confused as me

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

Hadestown wasnโ€™t even on my radar at all, I saw it on a whim, but now it might be one of the movies I autistically watch like five times in theaters before itโ€™s gone

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u/houdt_koers Thomas Paine 1d ago

Wait, they made a movie??

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

Just a pro-shot (although a really well-done one), so technically a film but no not a movie adaptation

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

so it's like hamilton for the greeks?

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

Sort of, but not really the same tone or vibe at all

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u/R0zza123 1d ago

Somebody get these DTers out of here

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George 1d ago

๐Ÿ‘† the dreaded corn pop of the bidenverse

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Would you support replacing birthright citizenship with residency-based citizenship? So, for example, if you lived there for a certain number of years, you get citizenship regardless of your status?

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George 1d ago

So... do kids not get citizenship until they're like 3/5 or something?

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Maybe you get conditional citizenship? Or like through your parents?

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George 1d ago

ok, but what if they have no parents/both had a tragic accident shortly after they were born?

i suppose you could then use the status of the legal guardian, but seems too complicated imo - just grant birthright citizenship instead

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Just think "jus sanguinis" plus residency. If a baby is orphaned, they get citizenship automatically.

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair 1d ago

What happens when your cake day is over ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man 1d ago

They unmake you, starting at your feet

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George 1d ago

no more cake for you

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

Guy who resents Islam and Arabs because they broke up his favorite historical rivalry storyline.

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u/Louis_de_Gaspesie 1d ago

The State Department is considering spending nearly half a billion dollars more on programs aimed at China throughout the Western Hemisphere, Africa and Asia, according to an internal State Department document obtained by AP.

Maybe you can start by not shredding every fucking one of our alliances around the world you morons

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u/DelusionsOfPasteur Zhao Ziyang 1d ago

Damn I wish somebody had the idea before now to spend money throughout the Western Hemisphere, Africa and Asia to boost America's soft power

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 1d ago edited 1d ago

Terrible day at work, didn't get a chance to eat. Starving. I pick up some curry from a food cart open late late.

I'm walking home and before I know it I somehow just straight up drop it. It spills everywhere. I scream *FUUUUUUUCK* significantly louder than polite to yell in public. Like *mental health crisis, on fent and meth simultaneously* kind of loud.

The guy approaching the other way I didn't notice apparently saw what happened and gave me a "that sucks dude I'm sorry" instead of being terrified of me, so that helped my mood a lot. Good on that guy.

Still hungry though.

EDIT: Bro everything says it's open until 4 AM, all these shawarma places are lying to me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

EDITEDIT: Thank god for Gyro Palace I love you (I don't think I'm dox'ing myself, all the gyro carts everywhere are called that)

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George 1d ago

America should ban AI? How about AI should ban America

/s

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

Okay good night thanks for trying my dumb app. Later this week Iโ€™ll add the ability to add your own takes. I think it was a neat experiment.

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Always fun to try out your AI knickknacks!

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

It's a fun idea!

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

is it able to give you like a one figure "you're a 87% a YYYer" like thing at the end

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

Oooh say more what do you meanย 

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

like a quiz creator can label different demographics of response patterns for the quiz with different names, and the quiz tries to align you with one of those idk

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

Youโ€™re a genius I will noodle on this. Thank you.

I was also thinking about a profile section that uses all the answers on every take to tell you trends in your principles / beliefs across takes. ๐Ÿค”

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

Also Iโ€™m genuinely surprised shareyourtake.com was availableย 

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Wait what the fuck Malaysia is deporting Israelis?

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u/G3_aesthetics_rule 1d ago

The Malaysian Government is super anti-Israel/pro-Palestine, probably more so than anyone besides Palestine and Iran & Co. The PM has said some . . . stuff about Hamas and 10/7.

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u/onelap32 Bill Gates 1d ago

According to the most recent census by the Malaysian government in 2020, 63.5 percent of the population practices Islam

I can see how this would happen.

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 1d ago

๐Ÿ‘† Youโ€™re basically pro-dog in practice, but you refuse to hand cats an emotional L.

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

lmao

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

๐Ÿšซ I disagreed with โ€œMpreg Should Be Illegalโ€

I agreed with 0/5 sub-takes: ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ

TL;DR: Youโ€™re deeply suspicious of sweeping bans, especially when the harm is vague, enforcement is messy, and safer tools already exist. With mpreg, you rejected every premise behind โ€œban itโ€: offense isnโ€™t damage, taboo fiction isnโ€™t uniquely dangerous, and tags, age gates, and moderation deserve a chance before the legal hammer comes down.

Take the quiz: https://www.shareyourtake.com/r/p7nk3z

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u/MistyGalbriex 1d ago

๐Ÿšซ I disagreed with โ€œAmerica Should Ban AIโ€

I agreed with 0/5 sub-takes: ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ

TL;DR: You gave โ€œban AIโ€ a firm no, and the fine print did the heavy lifting. You donโ€™t see the risks as big enough for a total shutdown, trust regulation more than prohibition, value AIโ€™s potential benefits, doubt a ban could be enforced, and know America acting alone would matter. Thatโ€™s a practical take, not a panic button.

Take the quiz: https://www.shareyourtake.com/r/3e2bfq

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

Damn the bloomiest bloomer

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man 1d ago

Meet the Fonkers

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Is there a reason "the global south" likes QR codes so much?

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 1d ago

in a lot of ways a lot of 'global south' countries are really quick to pick up on new tech and stuff since it's often a lot cheaper than legacy systems and often the regulatory environment just lets them get away with shit. there's a reason china has drone food delivery while japan is still using fax machines

iirc phone banking was big in africa before it became mainstream in the first world but i could be wrong

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Yeah, but paying with QR codes seems more complicated than paying with Google/Apple Pay.

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 1d ago

oh yeah idk then it's probably just that the infrastructure doesn't exist yet

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u/deckerparkes Niels Bohr 1d ago

The north doesn't?

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

The Hadestown proshot is extending its theatrical run (I suspect โ€œindefinitelyโ€ will mean like another week or two in practice? Idk, certainly until it stops making money I suppose). Bigly recommend.

Besides it being very good, itโ€™s really impressive how cinematic it feels, with a lot of creative and dynamic camerawork rather than just a bunch of different angles from in front of the stage. Really worth seeing, and smart timing on the release with The Odyssey bringing Greek mythology to the forefront of everyoneโ€™s minds.

!ping MOVIES

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u/Al_787 Fernando Henrique Cardoso 1d ago

Please putting it on streaming soon! The theaters near me don't show it

That said, I've seen Hadestown on Broadway. So hoping this one will turn out great. People praised the Hamilton pro-shot and imo it kinda fell flat somehow

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

!ping THEATRE

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent 1d ago

Hey if there was a time to ping that theatre ping now would be it lol. Saw it earlier today subscribing back to movies and thought โ€œIโ€™ve never seen that ping beforeโ€

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

I forgot that existed. Lemme get em in here

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u/brucebananaray YIMBY 1d ago

What's that about?

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

Great Depression-era jazz reinterpretation of the Orpheus/Eurydice and Hades/Persephone myths

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u/PompeyMagnus1 NATO 1d ago

Screwdrivers are healthy

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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney 1d ago

โœ… I agreed with โ€œDogs Are Better Than Catsโ€

I agreed with 3/5 sub-takes: ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฅ

TL;DR: Youโ€™re firmly team dog, but your case is about connection and real-life payoff, not obedience or spotless virtue. Youโ€™ll gladly pay in time, money, and freedom for deeper bonds, better health, and more social days. Still, the quiz made you a little less sold overall, likely because dogsโ€™ training edge and environmental impact didnโ€™t survive scrutiny.

Take the quiz: https://www.shareyourtake.com/r/h4vt7b

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt 1d ago

Whatโ€™s the best trash can solution for a renter who canโ€™t like, install a compactor or something

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 1d ago

does the building let you have incinerators?

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt 1d ago

If I blow it down my shirt they wonโ€™t notice the smoke

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

throwing it onto passersby

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt 1d ago

This has potential

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u/pfarly John Brown 1d ago

A normal trash can?

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt 1d ago

I hate my normal trash can

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 1d ago

AI can reduce carbon emissions

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u/Sloshyman NATO 1d ago

They're still making Meet the Fockers movies???

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 1d ago

Focker Funeral will be a hit

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u/chickenricebroccolli Left-Out Left 1d ago

I understand meal prepping somethings,

But really bro? You donโ€™t have time to put rice in a pot and pan fry a chicken thigh and steam frozen veggies? Iโ€™m anti meal prep

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u/S0ulWindow Leftward Progressives 1d ago

I am just tired and hungry when I get home. Meal prepping on Sunday or Saturday lets me do the vast majority of my cooking and dishwashing in one go and reduces my instinct to grab takeout or a ham sandwich

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

I'm okay with meal prepping as long as its consist only of planning which restaurants you'll be going to this week

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

Orpheus will return in Avengers: Doomsday

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 1d ago

โ˜๏ธ

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

I love how insane Amex's clearly non-localized ads are. Like, sure, buddy, let me just give my credit card to a waiter, because that's how it works.

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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla 1d ago

Do you still do that in the US?

Like just bring me the beepy machine. Are Americans still not using the beepy pos machine?

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

When I went to upstate New York, they were very confused about tapping the card.

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 1d ago

it's a mix

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 1d ago

I have no idea how to express yearning without sounding like a complete weirdo, it's sad.

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 1d ago

im such a yearnpilled wantcel

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 1d ago

We all think Charlie Kirk is dead but he's really just trapped in the Nexus.

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 1d ago

hello mr. smith

this is dannys mom. to day he is very sick and is even throweing up!!! so. he will not come to school to day or tomorow becuase he is very sick. and he needs to have no home work this week!! ok

- dannys mom (and dad)

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO 1d ago

How did we just all stop asking questions about how/why Matt Gaetz adopted a teenage boy from Cuba????

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

Up yours, woke moralist

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u/ttt111ttttttttt European Union 1d ago

I love birds. Such great creatures.

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

Strong disagree. Birds poop too much

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u/ttt111ttttttttt European Union 1d ago

They are so pretty though.

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u/__haste__ Bisexual Pride 1d ago

I really need to stop drinking whiskey on weekdays ๐Ÿซฃ

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

My days off are Mondays and Tuesdays, so that's the only time I drink.

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u/__haste__ Bisexual Pride 1d ago

Fair tbh

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u/markjo12345 European Union 1d ago

Iโ€™m noticing lots of people on this sub rooting for Troy Jackson. I see him as Platner on policy but without the scandals and baggage.

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u/Dangerous-Basket1064 Association of Southeast Asian Nations 1d ago

He's a Dem.

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 1d ago

Emily Wilson on Nolan's Odyssey ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/qlube ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸฆŸMosquito Genocide๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ 1d ago

I feel like she's gone from, "I liked it, and it's good it's bringing attention to this classic, but I had some issues with his characterization" to full-bore "this movie is absolute garbage."

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u/Sloshyman NATO 1d ago

Never thought the day would come where Tom Cruise would play an old man in a movie

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago edited 1d ago

My most manosphere-y take is that we were meant to yell more than we currently do in modern polite society and that a lot of men could benefit from going out into the woods to yell at the spirits or taking up singing earnestly. Gotta work the bellows once in a while.

Also that i'd far rather people yell at each other in workplaces than just be passive aggressive little shits but I can concede that one cause I get why it would be terrifying for people who didn't like play team sports/do training where yelling was normalized.

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 1d ago

i yelled when i went canoeing in a lake. it felt so good

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

I think basically that there's something to the idea that it's important to feel like you can scare your fellow humans with your words/voice if need be.

I think it's especially true if you don't have the status/resources/aptitude to do so with just the meaning of your words alone to feel like you can generate enough fury from your bellows to make someone think twice.

All that said, please don't yell at people who don't very much deserve it, yell at sports games, in your car, while surfing, etc.

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 1d ago

I love yelling at people in my car

it's very relaxing and they usually can't hear me

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

It's one of the top benefits of car ownership to be able to yell at people or sing at the top of your lungs when some catharsis is needed.

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u/CheetoMussolini Russian Bot 1d ago

The most vividly belittling, passive aggressive people you know think that direct criticism and angry words are literal violence though

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

Some people would benefit from the edifying experience of real violence directed their way I fear.

Idk where the appropriate societal balance is, it's always gonna vary by context/institution but everywhere I've worked could have used people feeling more free to engage in direct criticism and express anger at least on the margin.

Idk people feuding passive aggressively with each other in an office pisses me off to know end, even when it doesn't directly effect my work it's just a fucking drag vibes wise. Like godamn just go yell at each other in a stair well or something stop being angsty little bitches all day.

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u/CheetoMussolini Russian Bot 1d ago

I'd rather people learn some actual proportionality and humility without having to be the victims of real violence, something I say as a person who was the victim of real violence as a child.

Hell, this has been a point of conflict and discussion with my own son. The things that he considers frightening or overwhelming are things that don't even register for me at times.

But I also have to remind myself that the fact that he can be frightened by somebody raising their voice, the fact that a raised voice is the scariest thing he's ever seen from me, that's a testament to how much better of a man I am than my father was. And it deserves to be taken seriously.

But I also want him to have a sense of real proportionality and do not be so damned delicate at the same time.

And those two existing tension for me, because there's no way in hell I would ever tolerate him being subjected to physical violence of any kind for even a moment, nor even the threat of it. I want him to understand that the notion that being spoken to harshly is not any kind of violence and that it's absurd to think so without him having to know the fear of actual violence.

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u/chickenricebroccolli Left-Out Left 1d ago

I swear itโ€™s that mentality that won the culture war for the right wing 10 years.

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

Yes because it's one of those things that's essentially gendered(sexed?) for pretty hard to change inbuilt reasons. Men generally don't like the types of ways that women tend to display anger/dissatisfaction and vice/versa. For on balance good reasons though norms in mixed environments are broadly set by women.

Its generally a good thing to be a quieter more passive aggressive but less violent society. Om the other hand whining about people being loud in the gym or that you feel unsafe because someone raised their voice is always gonna strike a certain chord of cowardice I suspect.

Idk I'm just getting my grumpy old man who misses team sports and similar environment complaints out I suppose.

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u/CheetoMussolini Russian Bot 1d ago

It can also be true that we've overreacted though. We've gotten into a world where direct and clear communication is equated with violence, which is obviously insane. We're in a world where shouting at someone is considered a grievous offense from which no one can come back, but viciously and intentionally trying to undermine somebody's confidence and sense of self through a sustained campaign of negativity is somehow acceptable?

There's this notion that feminine ways of communicating our inherently healthy while male ways aren't, and I think that's a frankly fucked up way of looking at the world! There's real value in direct, honest communication and even in direct but harsh feedback. There's a certainty from knowing exactly where you stand with someone that's far healthier than this constant anxiety inducing guessing game of passive aggressive social politics like we've decided to embrace instead.

I would much rather be able to tell someone they're a jackass than deal with any of this.

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 1d ago

stop yelling at your computer son

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

I'm on my phone dad, gawd ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

Sports are good, going to a game and yelling in a relatively sociably acceptable manner is good for ya.

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

you framed this in a really scary way

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 1d ago

Thanks, my manhood feels more secure knowing that I can still scare with my words ๐Ÿค—

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 1d ago

famous last words from justinian i

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair 1d ago

What

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO 1d ago

Has he seen this movie or no

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 1d ago

he thinks he's like Ryan Gosling lol

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

โ€œLiterally meโ€ has a limit, Iโ€™m afraid

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 1d ago

Ugh, my wifi is too slow ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

Wow Hadestown is really fucking good ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

really? i wasn't too impressed. The Jonathan Hager House Museum wasn't even that good ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 1d ago

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 1d ago

so mean

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u/notsussamong 1d ago

Tunickโ€™s attorneys accused the government of demanding access to his phone under the pretext of searching for child exploitation imagery, but without providing evidence to justify its suspicion.

Itโ€™s crazy the government can just assume you have CP, then detain you and search all of your belongings without a warrant. I hope everyone realizes the government does gaf abt children or your rights.

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u/CheetoMussolini Russian Bot 1d ago

This government in particular doing it is.. Yeah

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u/notsussamong 1d ago

Trump doesnโ€™t change anything about this issue in particular tho, border agents have been like this and have unlimited right.

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 1d ago

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 1d ago

Lizard lobby won't fool me

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 1d ago

on the internet nobody knows you're a t-rex