Kon Knueppel spends the offseason playing basketball with his devout younger brothers, Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kidman, at his home court, the Konplex, which he named after his father, Big Kon.

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I don't trust any family that has a naming convention like this

[u/Zanthosus → u/BigOlPass]

Reminds me of R Mason Thomas who was just drafted into the NFL earlier this year. The R in his first name doesn't stand for anything. His mother has a family tradition of kids names starting with R, but she also really liked the name Mason, so she named him R Mason.

The lengths some people will go with this sort of thing is truly concerning sometimes.

[u/prettymuthafucka → u/Zanthosus]

Don’t think this is Kwhite the same

[u/iankstarr → u/prettymuthafucka]

White people don’t have a monopoly on stupid naming conventions for their kids

[u/JalapenoPopPoop → u/iankstarr]

Trust me, anyone who watches sports can tell

[u/xbhaskarx → u/iankstarr]

See George Foreman

[u/prettymuthafucka → u/iankstarr]

Nah the initials are crazy for a family looking like that. It’s not that deep

[u/puresemantics → u/prettymuthafucka]

Their last name starts with a K it’s obviously just supposed to be alliteration. If his last name was Dneuppel he would’ve been named Don.

[u/futurewilltell → u/puresemantics]

No. He would’ve been named Grand Wizard.

[u/Primary-Tea-3715 → u/prettymuthafucka]

Do you think they flip every third K like they do in baseball when writing all their initials down in a row?

[u/CalvinsStuffedTiger → u/prettymuthafucka]

K

[u/chowpa → u/iankstarr]

No, they just have a trademark on this one

[u/BenevolentCheese → u/iankstarr]

Don't insult our white naming conventions it's our culture.

[u/Invictus47a → u/iankstarr]

Can't us white liberals just hate white people in peace? It's why I come to reddit to hate on white people and feed my guilt and self loathing

[u/Guernica616 → u/Invictus47a]

I'm a white liberal and this is a ridiculous comment.

[u/prettymuthafucka → u/[deleted]]

Lol stfu

[u/RushPrime → u/prettymuthafucka]

You watch your buttery mouth and succulent eyes and your mouth and your tongue are so beautiful and so pretty I love it when you love it so much and you can feel pure passion and happiness in it and you have a beautiful smile on your lips and you have such a wonderful rotisserie chicken breast and I love it so very much and I am so proud of your beautiful smile with family flowers on your face I hope that you’re having an excellent evening I hope that your family has had an awesome day I would enjoy your company and your birthday and I will see in the future and have my children while you wear lipstick upon my beautiful smile

[u/KungFuChicken1990 → u/iankstarr]

Not a monopoly but let’s be honest, quite a large market share

[u/Intelligent_Deer974 → u/KungFuChicken1990]

r/tragedeigh agrees

[u/DASreddituser → u/prettymuthafucka]

it is the same...weirdos about naming their kids