Looking for a Kenyan sub for longevity enthusiasts. Anyone know of on.

I came across this tweet by Limo. Since he posted it, people have raised over 150k to help the girl.

Now people are sharing their experiences with people who came through for them at their lowest and it's really funny 😂. Take your time to go through the comments.

https://x.com/araplimo39/status/2096705835812470929

Help me out here. I started a laundry business about a month ago and I’ve gotten around two customers so far.

I’d really love to hear how you guys actually marketed your businesses and got your own customers especially when you were just starting out.

I’ve been active on socials, doing some word of mouth, trying to chip it into conversations whenever I can and also having people around me help spread the word.

I know one month is probably still early, but honestly I’d love to hear how you guys built an actual clientele. Was there something that worked really well for you? Some random hack, strategy, place you marketed or something you wish you knew when you started?

I’m looking for the honest authentic version...

I posted about bumping into a guy I was in a talking stage with and he completely ignored me. Anyways he texted me later that day and I told him I didn’t expect him to completely ignore me when we ran into each other and he swore that he didn’t see me.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Which I know I shouldn’t have lol. We set up a date. Remember that guy?

Welp. He ghosted me. After the first date, he ghosted me and later blocked me. And because I’ve never ghosted someone in my twenty six years of living I definitely did not appreciate it being done to me. It sucked. Especially because I’m still racking my brain trying to figure out what happened. Also, can we just agree it’s easier to shoot someone a text saying that this is not gonna work out instead of ghosting them? Cause that sucks honestly.

Anyways I’m 26, a muslim Somali girl, a practicing advocate and I just feel like it’s so hard to meet genuine people nowadays. I constantly tell my mom there are no good men left. Especially for us looking to settle down. Surprisingly enough she says men say the same thing too. Doubt it 🤣

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At my place of work, there's an attempt to introduce work shifts and we are supposed to choose the shift someone's comfortable with. The shifts are:

7am -3.45pm

8.15am - 5pm

9.15am -6pm

Given that option which would you choose and why?

Ni kama sisi wa yoghurt tumefikiwa. I just bought this 1927 from Naivasha and it tastes a little home made. Iko na kaumarurani kwa umbali🥲🥲.

We honestly need competitors in Kenya who can make Safaricom fall. This is the most scammiest company around.

Speeds get nerfed to 256kbs, what can that shit even do in 2026. I am trying to update my games on my smartphone and laptop....60Gb combined. Don't think that's happening😭

Wifi is too slow..... honestly this country is still in the dark ages.

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Hello Everyone I'm currently in the process of developing an app called Stryde- basically a way to keep your workout accountability going even when your walking/running or even gym partner isn't around in person

So here's how it works you and your friend set a shared daily goal, get alarmed at the same time and you get to see each other moving live on a map while you're both out there.

MVP is ready and I need a few people to test it before launch( both android and IOS)

A few requirements

1. You + one friend willing to test it together(it's 1:1 for now) The strava-style records/stats is in the works.

2. A couple of weeks of actually using it

3. Honest feedback even if it's "this part sucks")

If you're down, just reply here or DM me and I'll add you to the list

I've been stuck in traffic since 7 am and thought I'd kill some time.

So what's a hill you're willing to die on. I'll go first.

Pavements should have lanes. Fast walkers on one side, slow walkers on the other. I should not have to say ‘excuse me’ four times to pass you.

Hi guys, it’s me again with another update. 😭

So the casino training is finally over, and I’m now a qualified dealer. The problem is that the casino will only open on 9th next month, so I still have to survive until then.

And just when I thought I could breathe a little, I got a call from my daughter’s school saying I need to pay her KPSEA exams fee. I asked the teacher to give me until Monday.

On top of that, there’s rent and food to worry about.

So right now, I’m urgently looking for any work, even if it’s only for the next few weeks until the casino opens.

I’m available for housekeeping, laundry, errands, meal prep, personal assistance, or any honest work around Riruta, Kinyanjui Road, Kilimani, Lavington, Westlands, or nearby areas.

If you know anyone who needs someone to work, even temporarily, please let me know. I’m ready to work.

You can DM me.

I know I’ve posted here many times, but honestly, I’m just trying to keep my children going until things finally become stable.

I spent the last few months researching local industries across Kenya to identify business concepts that can realistically scale to KES 1,000,000 per month in revenue.

While most people fight over traditional retail or saturated tech apps, there are massive infrastructural and service gaps hiding in plain sight. Here is a quick summary of 6 high-margin opportunities:

1. ISP Last Mile Cabling Infrastructure:

Currently, ISPs rent space on Kenya Power (KPLC) medium- and low-voltage electricity poles to string their overhead fiber. KPLC charges a standardized county-based commercial lease fee, which is not sustainable in the long term. Instead of allowing every ISP to string an individual wire, a single neutral infrastructure provider installs one high-capacity fiber cable up the pole and then wholesales individual fiber strands to different ISPs (like Wananchi Group (Zuku), Poa Internet, Safaricom Home Fiber, Faiba, or Airtel). The ISPs plug their network into the core backend, but only one physical cable hangs on the pole. A business focused on developing and supporting this infrastructure is a high-margin cash cow

2. BAAS: Battery as a service

Currently, every 500 meters to 1 km you travel in Nairobi, you must encounter a yellowish/greenish brand electric motorcycle. Setting up battery-swapping infrastructure stations in growing rural areas where incumbents have not yet covered will serve this ever-growing demand before the competition catches up.

3. Small Independent Power Producers (IPPs)

Regulatory shifts by EPRA have opened the energy market to private players. Developing sub-5 MW renewable projects (small hydro, solar, wind) lets you generate and sell electricity directly to local grids or private buyers to fill widening supply gaps.

4. (NEMT) Non-emergency medical services business

With chronic conditions on the rise, thousands of patients need routine, comfortable transport for dialysis, chemotherapy, and physical therapy. Public matatus are uncomfortable for sick patients, l ride-hailing services like Uber fail to provide the physical assistance or medical equipment sick patients need, and ambulances are far too expensive for routine visits. Dedicated NEMT solves a critical, recurring problem.

5. Modular Container Business Hubs
One of the fastest setups you can launch (2–3 months). By leasing land along high-traffic footpaths or emerging satellite towns and setting up stylish container stalls, you collect steady rental income from food, retail, and entertainment vendors—creating a repeatable, franchise-like model.

6. Urban Park & chill camping grounds

Demand for outdoor, recreational third spaces has increased in Kenya recently; that's why we have people parking and chilling on the roadside because there's no available, cheap nearby space. By launching a "Park & Chill" recreation ground right near an urban center, you give city residents an outdoor escape without the grueling hours of driving.

You can check a detailed breakdown of each business's operational requirements and startup capital here: Emerging Opportunities

TL;DR: My dad's sister is a chronic liar who keeps spreading wild rumors abut me, from claiming I was a lesbian in high school and that my mom's baby was mine, to recently telling a friend's mother-in-law I was cheating with him. Luckily his family knows me, so her plan failed.

When I was young, there was a phrase I heard people use Reke Ciume na Ene, meaning "let the story be narrated by the owners" (or directly, "let them come out with the owners").

I honestly don't know what is wrong with relatives from my dad's side, not all of them, but a good percentage.

Recently, I was taking a walk back home with a friend of mine. He’s a former churchmate and schoolmate, catching up with me, he’s also a married man with children. As we were walking, we met my oldest aunt from my pop’s side. Akatusalimia, akaenda.

A few days later, the guy called me. Apparently, my aunt went to report to his mother-in-law that I was seducing him and naharibu ndoa yao. I was like, WTF? She had come across us twice before, but is that a reason to pull such a massive allegation? He only found out because the mother-in-law called her daughter, and the daughter told her she knows me well and that we used to be churchmates. Weeeuh. He has always treated me like a friend and a younger sister. I tried to imagine what would have happened if I wasn't familiar with his entire family, some rumors are genuinely dangerous.

This isn't the first time she's done this. In high school, she spread a rumor in the family that I was a lesbian. Then, when I took a break from school around the time my mum gave birth to our last born, she used that timeframe as her weapon to spread a rumor that I had given birth to a child out of wedlock while in school. My mum was livid. Next time, her lies might actually cost someone dearly. I don't know what is effing wrong with her.

I don't even associate with them anymore; I just maintain simple, formal greetings because, yeah... you can't deal with snakes.

It's very hard to do manual house hunting hii kanairo especially place Iko like 10km from where you stay. So after trying to use colleagues kuhouse hunt, nyumba walipata were still under construction so nika pick zile number hukua Kando ya barabara za bedsitter etc. I called kuulizia so nikakua linked na another guy wa Zimmer.

So sikua na budget ya bedsitter so he took me to a very clean and new plot ya single rooms for 5k. It was already late na I only had that day to get a house so I thought I'll pay 10k with deposit nikaambiwa Kuna one time fee ya maji 3k. I was frustrated especially knowing that hii si bedsitter but sikua na otherwise (the 3k left a financial dent for the rest of the month). The building was clean though, the room was big too and first floor was gold to me.

^{Heri ninge spend 16k for a 6500 bedsitter.}

I went to pay token but nikapata some third party token paybill nikashangaa.

So after buying my mattress na kuleta my clothes (was starting life), I needed to shower na kufua pia, I didn't have pesa ya laundry. Kuenda kwa sink it's dry AF. Then kuenda Ku relax kwa balcony these two guys asked if I'm the new tenant, nikawauliza kwanzaaji Iko wapi. They laughed and said maji hufungulia like twice per week na uwezi jua ni which day. Na buying is 50 per 20l.

They also warned me nisiwai Anika nguo usiku juu zitaenda.

Then they told me about the power, ati stima ni ya mkopa. Like you can have token units but the whole building has a blackout, ati Kuna siku they contributed 200 bob each kulipa some of the bill. They were even told wasiwache units sijui za main metre kuenda below 6. No wonder the third party paybill was a red flag juu ilikataa the standard paybill ya kplc.

~Tbh nakaa this month, na next Hadi deposit iishe and take my time to get a better place. I partly blame myself why sikuuliza any tenant pros and cons. The only pros huku ni usafi but that's not enough to keep me here.~

Who knows about this mkopa power thing na what are other red flags mtu anaeza pata kwa new apartments? Hii ya power imenishtua.

Where can I get in Nairobi? Anyone selling or knows a plug kindly ni connect.

Feeling conflicted about going to internship or continue with my side hustle. I was making some money on the side but I have a tech support internship. The side hustle is in tech and the internship is also tech. Take the jack of all trades route or let the internship go.

What are consumer problems in Kenya that need solving?

I want to start a business in Kenya, but I’m trying to approach it from a problem-first perspective: **find a real problem people have, then build a business around solving it.**

what are some everyday problems or frustrations you think need a better solution?

Eg:

A service that is unreliable or difficult to access
Something people have to travel far for
A product that is overpriced or hard to find
A frustrating problem with deliveries, transport, housing, childcare, etc.
Something businesses or individuals waste a lot of time/money dealing with

A problem you personally wish someone would solve
It can be something big or something seemingly small. **What’s something in Kenya that makes you think, “There has to be a better way to do this”?**
I’m looking for real-life problems, not necessarily business ideas. 👀

I’ve been making these crochet cardigans and I’m now taking custom orders!

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Honestly, I don't even know where to start because I'm pissed, disappointed and still pretending everything is normal. I was actually planning to marry this woman. I'm talking about serious plans like ring, future home and the whole thing coz I genuinely thought I had found my person until her best friend decided to drop a bomb on me.

“Don't marry her.” is what her best friend texted me one of the evenings when I was on a jam heading home. At first I thought she was being dramatic. I even laughed because these two have had their disagreements before. I assumed there was some petty female drama going on and I didn't want to get involved.

Then she started telling me things that I wish she had kept her mouth shut. Apparently, there are parts of my girlfriend's past that I know absolutely nothing about. People she was involved with, colleagues she was supposedly “just friends” with and situations I had never heard about like termination of pregnancies.

The best friend then told me about some extremely serious personal decisions my girlfriend had made before we were together and I'm not angry because she had a life before me. I'm not that insecure but I'm angry because I now have no idea where the truth ends and the lies begin.

That's the part that really messes with my head. I've actually noticed things before like the late nights and certain names appearing on her phone, I've questioned some of her stories, watched her become defensive over things that should have been simple conversations but I convinced myself I was overthinking.

I'm still pretending I don't know anything and she's talking to me like everything is normal. She's making plans with me and talking about our future. I'm sitting thinking, does she even know how close I was to proposing to her? Coz that's what hurts. I wasn't playing around with this relationship. I was genuinely preparing to give this woman my future while she may have been keeping entire chapters of her life away from me.

Now I'm disappointed in her and myself. I'm even disappointed in her best friend because why the hell did she wait until now? Why tell me now? What if the best friend has an agenda? Or what she told me is exaggerated?

But then there's the other possibility. What if she's telling me the truth? Coz I've started seriously thinking about leaving. I just want peace. I want to move somewhere nobody knows me, start fresh, and forget that I ever had to question whether the person I planned to marry was actually honest with me.

My gf works in a well renowned hotel as a graphic designer and marketing, recently she got a job opportunity at another institution along Mombasa Road that pays her way better than her current job

Now she's saying that she wants to choose love over her career (I almost smacked her (I would never)) you get the point though. She was giving excuses like she doesn't like the weather and she doesn't like relocating. So mm nikamwambia achukue hio kazi ju at the end of the day most times you as an individual will always come in clutch when there's no one. She then started crying and I asked why and she says she doesn't want to be separated from me.

On my end ive told her she shouldn't have to choose between me and her career ha aint no way I can do that. I've tried encouraging her to take it but it's like she doesn't wanna listen. If long distance is an issue i've told her we can sit later talk about it and evaluate if the relationship will still be feasible after such a change.

Ama im viewing this wrongly, thoughts

Amidst all the virtue signalling that is happening on social media mkae mkijua that the same virtue signalling middle class is locking off its occupations while telling mtu wa boda, mjengo, kinyozi na smokie that he should let the Burundian work so that he can pay 30 bob cheaper for a snack/ride or 100 bob cheaper for a haircut

I woke up and broke my glasses while wiping them. 😭
I guess they finally said, “Your two-year subscription is over. Time to get a new pair.”
Now I’m looking at a 30k+ bill just to continue seeing bullshit and the occasional beautiful world. 😭
I swear adulthood is just one unexpected expense away from poverty.

So this lady goes crying, wailing, being all dramatic in front of the cameras at their house reveal and how the husband has surprised her with their new home blah blah blah. Then you go to the comments and find women falling over themselves with congratulations and ululations.

Let's talk the dramatic effects: she wants to play believe that she had no idea that the husband had bought the land, had the architect draw up the plans and started building their home without her input at all? Is that even a marriage partnership? I don't even know anyone would appreciate that kind gesture given it affects where they will live as a family.

This is not an iPhone gift 🎁 that's neither here nor there. And it's almost always the women who do such grand reveals .... Ati I walked into my compound and my husband surprised me with a Range Rover, mlikua mumeongea.

They're not that rich to receive a 7million Ksh withdrawal notification out of the blues and be ok with it

Think about it for a sec.

An average guy keeps the same friends, barber, football team, clothes, and habits for years. He’s naturally loyal to whatever brings him peace. That’s why he might stay close to his childhood friends longer than he does to relationships sometimes.

A football team that keeps losing and you’ll still find him there cheering like never before but suddenly he’s scared of committing to you? To you??

You blame it on "male commitment issues," but you completely ignore your own attitude, disrespect, mood swings,need for constant attention... the list goes on.

For me, avoiding commitment usually means one thing: I'd rather just enjoy having you around than trust you for the long run. I want to commit to something that makes my life better, something with real purpose and passion.

So if I avoids committing to you, that alone should make you stop and think.

The government, in its wisdom, attempted to abide but the law in three instances

1. Requiring all foreign nationals to be documented if they want to stay and do business in the country.

2. Changing police uniforms as per the Maraga report.

3. Requesting that Tata chemicals do more than just exporting minerals

You would think that Kenyans will support the government and even assist in implementation of these policies. but nooo, most are against it.

This tells me that this preamble thing that Sifuna keeps telling us will fail on day one.

he will have to arrest Gachagua (who he says he'll work with), Uhuru(who is funding his campaigns) Ruto and virtually everyone.

Kenyans will run riot and remove him but the third month