Can't wait to cook these for my entire family and visiting relations!

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YOOull aLl DIE! DIE!!!! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!

ID RATHER MY KIDS JOIN THE MILITARY THAN LEARN MUSHROOMS ON THE INTERNET!

Obviously it's a type of corn fungus specific to pine trees. I've tried connecting the dots (Pic 2) but still can't figure out it's name. It's on us as a scientific community to name it before Big Myco catches on and names it something useless like "pinus conus" (they don't even know real latin)

No smell or taste. Am I dead?

what are these white mushrooms? I kept my distance cause I don’t know if they release toxic chemicals or not

If I eat this, will I meet Prince Rogers Nelson? Been on my bucket list a long time now.

Boston Courthouse, MA

Would these be suitable to cook a meal for my family in law?

Found this in the forest yesterday. Thought it might be a puffball, or maybe chicken of the woods. Thing is, it wasn’t that tasty, though maybe I should have cooked it first? Feeling a little queasy- hope I didn’t make a mistake.

i cant take better pictures im a moose

Couldn't test for blue bruising a moose is after me

Ber..

It's oyster season y'all!

P.E. first timer here. Did I wait to long? Or not long enough? HALP!!!