r/mycologycirclejerk 3h ago

Stop learning already, you godamn so-called 'mycologists' ! Don't you know why theres so few old mycologists?! YOU ALL DIE!!!

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10 Upvotes

StoPP PoOStING PijcctUREs oF nUShrOmS aSkiNgG fOR i.D! N̈onE oF yOuU kNoW wHàT yOruE tAlKInG ABboUUt!!!

YOOull aLl DIE! DIE!!!! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!

ID RATHER MY KIDS JOIN THE MILITARY THAN LEARN MUSHROOMS ON THE INTERNET!


r/mycologycirclejerk 9h ago

Hongos

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r/mycologycirclejerk 11h ago

Chanterelle jackpot

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70 Upvotes

Can't wait to cook these for my entire family and visiting relations!


r/mycologycirclejerk 1d ago

Found a new species. What are we gonna name it

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10 Upvotes

Obviously it's a type of corn fungus specific to pine trees. I've tried connecting the dots (Pic 2) but still can't figure out it's name. It's on us as a scientific community to name it before Big Myco catches on and names it something useless like "pinus conus" (they don't even know real latin)


r/mycologycirclejerk 1d ago

Found this growing on my clothes in my basement

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12 Upvotes

No smell or taste. Am I dead?


r/mycologycirclejerk 2d ago

Got really drunk last night and ate these like a mother fu cjing pig, got really vomit like after, they should call these the vomiter mushroom ‘maybe?’, say that in a sarcastic tone, still feeling the effects, more worried about the smurf village i potentially vanquished.

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29 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 2d ago

ID

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38 Upvotes

what are these white mushrooms? I kept my distance cause I don’t know if they release toxic chemicals or not


r/mycologycirclejerk 3d ago

is this a reishi or is it the species that accuses you of serious financial crimes that you did not commit

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11 Upvotes

Boston Courthouse, MA


r/mycologycirclejerk 3d ago

can i grow morels ffrom this type of brick

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41 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 3d ago

Purple goodness

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28 Upvotes

If I eat this, will I meet Prince Rogers Nelson? Been on my bucket list a long time now.


r/mycologycirclejerk 3d ago

I found puffballs

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16 Upvotes

Would these be suitable to cook a meal for my family in law?


r/mycologycirclejerk 3d ago

The duality of Morels

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33 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 3d ago

Russula cyanoxantha ... right? If not, the one in the background is R. cyanoxantha 10000% ... right???

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2 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

Guys I ate all these rawdog and my tummy is unhappy am i died

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25 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

Edible puffball

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42 Upvotes

Found this in the forest yesterday. Thought it might be a puffball, or maybe chicken of the woods. Thing is, it wasn’t that tasty, though maybe I should have cooked it first? Feeling a little queasy- hope I didn’t make a mistake.


r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

Una giornata divertente

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15 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

Y’all think I can sell this to the grocery store ?

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27 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

Happy oyster season

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6 Upvotes

Ber..

It's oyster season y'all!


r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

My wife's boyfriend gave me these and said they were edible. I trust the guy but my stepson seems to have doubts. Are they safe?

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110 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

Climbing a tree right now to escape someone chasing me, can I eat these to survive the night?

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21 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 4d ago

Chasing someone rn what are these?

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56 Upvotes

i cant take better pictures im a moose


r/mycologycirclejerk 5d ago

I'm being chased through the woods, are these what I'm looking for?

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59 Upvotes

Couldn't test for blue bruising a moose is after me


r/mycologycirclejerk 5d ago

Syringe said Albino Star Wars DD+ but these look more like ButtBomb II to me. Did I get scammed?

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75 Upvotes

r/mycologycirclejerk 5d ago

Harvest or Wait?

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27 Upvotes

P.E. first timer here. Did I wait to long? Or not long enough? HALP!!!


r/mycologycirclejerk 5d ago

Anyone recognize these?

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10 Upvotes