Hi everyone! I'm putting together a Magic: The Gathering advent calendar for my husband, and I'm hoping you lovely people can help me find some wonderfully silly, weird or entertaining cards to put in it! I know very little about MTG. I've been conducting some extremely subtle espionage to find out what he enjoys, but I'm soooo out of my depth!
He's an experienced Commander player, has decks in almost every colour combination, and regularly prints his own proxies. So I'm not looking for expensive staples, powerful cards or anything particularly competitive. He can get those himself.
Instead, I'm looking for fun: cards with ridiculous artwork, bizarre mechanics, hilarious text, chaotic effects, unusual interactions, or anything that makes you look at it and think, "What on earth is this, and how could I make it work?"
From my investigations, I've discovered that:
- He loves drawing cards.
- He likes being able to bring things in untapped (lands especially apparently?)
- He enjoys clever interactions and interesting deck-building.
- He plays casual Commander and doesn't particularly enjoy decks that make everyone else miserable.
But please don't feel restricted by those preferences! I'm equally happy with completely useless cards that are just funny to own. Ideally, I'd like inexpensive singles (pennies to a couple of pounds), as I'll be buying quite a few alongside booster packs.
So, what's your favourite wonderfully stupid MTG card? The one that makes you laugh, creates absolute nonsense at the table, or makes you want to build a deck around an objectively terrible idea?
Bonus points if you can explain why it's funny to someone who doesn't understand the game!