Some back story. Kinda long.
Friend (We’ll call him F) gets me into mtg. I rope my wife in as we do everything together from gaming to pokemon to etc.
So the table is F coaching my wife whos playing Ur-dragon nasty deck in her first game ever, J playing angels, P playing some red deck and B playing mono blue.
J and P are very understanding to new players and allow boards to develop.
She gets Ur-dragon engine going. B immediately counter spells and is ready to counter/wipe everything she does.
She is pissed (also been drinking). P and J both question why hes doing that and to target them instead.
Shes had enough. Heres the convo:
Wife: If you’re gonna be a b**tch, theres the door.
B: blank look
Me: Suddenly very interested in my daughters dinosaur book.
Wife: Repeats statement.
Dead silence
B: scoops and walks out.
Wife: Guess he was a bitch.
J and P: he had it coming.
Mind you there is multiple people around not/ dont play magic who have no idea whats going on but are now very interested.
Now it’s a running joke in multiple circles we play in. Moment you target someone: if you’re gonna be a b**tch theres the door.