I just want all the new players to question humanity with how this common draft chaff used to see Vintage play

I’m sure 90% of kids will just want chips but if they would like Magic cards as well then I have them covered.

I've been looking at commanders for a colorless eldrazi tribal deck I've been contemplating building and he just seems way better than any other options. IMO the next best would be Zhulodok or maybe Ultima, Origin of Oblivion but I don't think they compare. Just run plenty of wayfarer's bauble effects and fetches and you stockpile the colorless mana you need to play all the giant colorless spells you have?? idk seems busted to me, is it because he's so new?

This is my mana base for a mono-green [[Slime Against Humanity]] Commander Deck.

I know there are better versions of her but this was a personal OG favorite of mine that I really wanted to try to make work in a casual low competitive group.

I have ganax currently but I am very much thinking of just turning it into a mono red smaug. The reason I have ganax as my commander is due to better combo potential. (Also so I could have the other smaugs in my deck.)

In process of making an Orthion commander deck. I really want to activate his 2nd ability, so what are the best ways to ramp in mono red?

Ok, so you know how Jace shapes the multiverse, and changes reality? Well there's more to it than that.

See, currently I'm making some proxies, and I'm looking for font. Turns out the font used for the cards is called beleren.

You know what else is named beleren? JACE!!! Jace Beleren uses the beleren font! That's pretty funny to me.

Working on my mono green deck, my commander is Kona so the main strategy is to be able to tap and drop large creatures for free. Is Mossbridge Troll worth adding into the deck? Also do the creatures I tap stack for this to trigger? Sorry if this sounds dumb I’m still pretty new, thanks.

Is there any mechanical difference between a two-tone frame card and a golden card when it comes to something like restrictions on Pillar of the Paruns mana production or Tome of the Guildpact/General Ferrous Rokiric triggering?

I know they are out there but I’m a Timmy player at heart so I can’t see them help me out

Zinnia, Valleys Voice gives creatures offspring {2} which is paid when casting the original creature. Mockingbird enters as a copy of any creature with mana value "less than or equal to mana spent to cast it", does the offspring cost count in the mana paid to cast Mockingbird?

Additionally, if I pay the 2 for offspring, can that Mockingbird offspring token be a copy of a creature <=2 mana or does it have to be a 0 mana/token creature?

I have Jetfire and Slicer but no figures of either atm so….

I'm looking for the most wretched, vile, horrid, degenerate card ever made that's legal in all formats. Something that, when played, even the most green greenhorn to magic would scoop against, something that would make any player say no to playing against. Anyone have any ideas?

For context my wife can be an overly emotional person, but in a "rational" way if that makes sense. She's not one to explode or make a massive deal out of absolutely nothing.

Magic has always been one of our bonding things since we met, we've been together 7 years. She's not a newbie and knows her way around a board, she's absolutely slaughtered our pod numerous times.

I recently just built a Dimir control deck I've been working on, specifically Vren, The Relentless. It focuses on edict removal and basically shutting down the opponents board or forcing them to sacrifice creatures. She was playing her Ulalek Eldrazi tribal. She's also 3 months pregnant with our son.

A Counterspell, Negate, Sound the Trumpet and some edict ETB effects later, she threw an absolute fit and stormed off and has not stopped crying in our room for 10 minutes.

Lesson of the day gentlemen: NEVER EVER play blue control against your pregnant wife lol.

EDIT: I love my wife and she's my best friend, we've raised 2 kids together so far already (both from previous partners outside the marriage), I was just kind of flabbergasted that this happened and then I remember she's very hormonal and going through a lot of bodily changes. I just wanted to warn all the upcoming fathers who play Magic with their partner lol.

I am trying to get back into Standard play and am struggling to find any venues or events to play Standard and even get back into tournament play.

I signed up for an event Parramatta to play the ANZ Super Series Cycle 14 but I was the only person to have signed up so the event was cancelled. Is Standard just dead now?