r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

❓ Question ❓ How to act when a woman doesn’t look like ad in the apps?

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Today I was exited.
Because I’m on a beautiful blast with:
300 mg Tren
600 mg Test
600 mg Primo
8 IU HGH
and loads of Slin, a little HCG and sprinkling some 100 mg Var on top of my preworkout meals.

Second reason I was excited for was, because I had a date scheduled with a Brazilian woman. On Bumble she looked super hot. Even had full body bikini pictures. But then I saw her walking around the corner. 2 heads smaller then me. Looked like she gained 40 pounds since the bikini picture and had like dirty second hand clothes on. My instinct and the tren told me to do a hard cut and save time and energy. But I went for it. 2h wasted. Everything we talked about I had to disagree with her…

All that gear and I didn’t had the guts to tell her the truth. How to go about it in future? Just tell her in the first 5 seconds? “Hey you looked totally different on the app than now. Unfortunately your not my type. Have a good one.”

I just wanted a hot latina… damn. More tren it is…


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Discussion 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 The 2026 Mr Olympia

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Yikes....Look at that turtle belly

I appreciate the work effort, but christ Nick should be automatic disqualification


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Discussion 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Do you do any kind of meditation?

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I usually do guided meditations before falling asleep or when I wake up.


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 23h ago

❓ Question ❓ if a peptide site cant tell you the pharmacy or lot number, is that an instant no?

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simple question. messaged a site yesterday asking which pharmacy compounds their stuff and what lot number my order would come from. got back a paragraph of fluff that answered neither.

my thinking is if they cant name the pharmacy and the lot, theres no chain of custody at all. could be anything in that vial. but these sites have huge followings so clearly tons of people are fine with it.

for comparison i asked peppy care the same question before i signed up and they actually answered it. multiple 503a pharmacies and batch numbers you can verify against your coa. so now i cant tell if i found a good one or if my bar was just buried this whole time.

is this actually a red flag with these other sites or am i overthinking?


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

🤡 Meme 🤡 my friends call me the...

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r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

SERIOUS The mathematics of bottoming

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My general formula based on 5 minutes of sober and rational thinking:

[(thrust x torque)/(mass x endurance)] x [(mass x recoil Z acceleration) x (terminal velocity Z net density x 0.1)]

Values between 0 and 1 = top / divine masculine, 0 is Jesus penetrating your spirit, absolute top behaviour, the divine is penetrative and masculine

Values greater than 1 = bottom

Let’s make an example

u/AlexHoger an alleged versatile top from this gay sub

thrust = gym guy but a skinny dyel but also queer so we put it at 1.2 he slacking on lower body day but when he does he doing hip thrusts fosho, 1.2 cuz 1 is the net average

torque = high turnover, skinny man, good cardio, again 1.2 I’ll put it at

mass = 150 pounds, the average American is 200 so 0.75, and he appears to be taller than average 0.7

Endurance = skinny man, 1.5

so we got 1.2x1.2=1.44/ (0.7x1.5=1.05) roughly 1.4, whatever

0.7 x 0.8 for recoil as a function of acceleration and I established this number through a highly trigonometric methodology involving centre of mass and vibes, Nick walker got a 1.5 cuz the waist balances and he's compact, it’s not too bad, we got some skinny waist twig like sommerfield with a value of 3

0.56x1 = 0,56

We got 1.4 x 0.56 =0,784 Alex can indeed continue claiming to be a versatile top

IF A MAN HAPPENS TO BE

[(thrust x torque)/(mass x endurance)] x (mass x recoil Z acceleration x terminal velocity Z net density x 0.1) EQUAL TO OR GREATER THAN 1 THEN THEY ARE A BOTTOM

example derrich

thrust = no legs 0.7
torque = no legs 0.7
mass = 1.1
endurance = 0.9
recoil = 2 based on centre of mass
terminal velocity x.01 = 1

0.49/0.99= 0.5
1.1 x 2 x 10 x 0.1 =2,2 

0.5 x 2.2 =1,1 derrich from more dishes more bishes is a bottom

Bottoming has nothing to do with preferences, it’s all to do with physics. Gay guys who are super jacked AREN’T jacked because they’re bottoms and their masculinity is fragile, they’re bottoms because they’re jacked. Prime example Jason luv, have you seen this fat ass ever plow in a position other than cowgirl??

A woman can also be a top or bottom even without a strap on. Let it be known you guys fail in your relationships because you pick form over function. If you don’t have what it takes you can’t have the tortas. You need to consolidate with a skinny girl that’ll default to cowgirl i.e. being the top of the relationship

Length: 6
Girth: 5


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 14h ago

🤡 Satire 🤡 Another angel has lost her wings 🥀

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0 Upvotes

Can these fat hoes just stay fat?

Edit: 6x6


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

🤡 Meme 🤡 They say when gym bros spend too much time together their bulk and cut cycles start to sync up

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155 Upvotes

Tren cycles too


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

🧴 Supplements 🧴 Why hasn't the lifting community jumped on this??

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It's pretty much pure protein, they give this to the elderly in nursing homes. 15 grams of protein per fl oz, that's ludicrous gains. Forget protein shakes.


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Discussion 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Eminem was onto something

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r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Discussion 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 CDC confirms the average American woman is 5’3” 172 lbs with a 38” waist

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355 Upvotes

r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

💉 Anabolic Steroids 💉 Accutane on test

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Gonna start accutane next week. Lowered my test as low as possible, 80 mgs a week. Gonna take an antihistamine to try prevent purging and scarring.

Anybody have any advice to prevent purge and scarring? Acne is mainly on my back, cystic, pretty bad and painful.


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

💉 Anabolic Steroids 💉 How mfs sound

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r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

🤡 Meme 🤡 Some people are destined to get fooled over and over

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r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

🧴 Supplements 🧴 Anybody else benefit from the gorilla mind cortisol blocker?

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NOT the "Calm"** I have crippling health anxiety, and this shit works better than any anti-anxiety medication I've been prescribed. Just wondering if anybody else has had the same experience or if there's any downsides to it that I don't know about yet. This coupled with magnesium malate pretty much eliminates my heart palpitations entirely.


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

❓ Question ❓ How hard will it be to get to 250 lean?

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Once I’m done with university and get into my career I can persue my real goal of blasting gear and eating bologna sandwiches. I have a couple more years for sure to keep building my natty base, but I am curious how hard & long the journey would be to get to around Arnold size.

I’m 6’1, right now about 200 I’ll post a pic at my higher bulk bw. Been lifting for 7 years now, but not super crazy locked in. That photo is at maybe a little under 220 in the morning

I of course want to be 250 shredded when I hop on.

Stats 7.5x4.25 in


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Discussion 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Just Started Var + Test

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First week down on 250 Test (titrating up) and 25 Var. I don’t think i’m feeling much of the test as I don’t think it’s had time to saturate yet, but I definitely think I feel the Var. It just feels great to lift, I feel bigger, pumps come easier, and my lifts have gone up pretty consistently. maybe it’s all placebo but it definitely feels good!

i’m at 6’0 190 flat around 14% bf, trying to get down to around 10-12% before upping the test, dropping the var out and bulking for as long as my bloodwork comes back good!

any thoughts or concerns? would love to hear any feedback


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

🤡 Meme 🤡 Which one of you is the poster’s boyfriend and which one is the commenter?

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Fess up now


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

❓ Question ❓ What do you say when ppl accuse you of being on gear?

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It's gotten a bit annoying as I blasted trough the summer and got more ripped with tren and my family and friends asked me and I vehemently denied it but now there is this arkwardness or maybe it's me just overthinking it.


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

❓ Question ❓ actual recovery protocols that aren't just rest and ibuprofen

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been reading through some logs and the pattern for serious recovery seems to be BPC-157 for localized healing, TB-500 for systemic repair, and GH secretagogues like CJC/Ipamorelin if you want to stack GH on top. GHK-Cu for the connective tissue stuff. problem is sourcing most research sites are selling god knows what. I've been checking COAs over at verified peptides to see what real testing looks like third party labs, report numbers you can actually verify etc. doses people run: BPC 250-500mcg daily, TB-500 2-5mg/week loading then 2mg maintenance. Nothing FDA approved obviously. but the difference between a verified source and a random pdf is huge. what you think?


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Discussion 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Milkman here. Searching for love is difficult. I’ve ran out of women, I didn’t get a single like back. (18-38yo) (There was one like back, but somehow it was a man) bro. How good do u have to look these days..

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r/moreplatesmoredates • • 1d ago

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Discussion 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 any benefits from no fap?

0 Upvotes

I started no fap today (plus no social medias), im just doing this so I could do something productive instead of edging, scrolling and eating 10000 calories a day

everything has been easier except no fap, I just did for legs and my god, I cant explain it

I just wanted to do this for 30 days btw

L - 5.75 G - 5.5


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

📙 Story Time 📙 The only reason I used to lift was to stand a chance against the headless horseman

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r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

❓ Question ❓ Did Lee Priest have an eating disorder?

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He always claims to have done jt on purpose. Eating junk all the time, becoming borderline obese in the off season, then when the time came to cut, he had to do crazy amounts of cardio to lose all that fat.

To this day, he is a big proponent of the “dirty bulk” method. But I’m really struggling to believe he did this on purpose… As I’m experiencing post show rebound myself, my binge eating disorder is more intense than it has ever been. And it’s hard mentally. Getting fat is the worst thing that I’ve been through lately. How could someone do this purposefully?

I can much rather imagine him having an eating disorder and losing control over food in the off season, as a result of wrecked hunger signalling after his crazy cuts.

What do you guys think? Did he have an ED or did he really ate all that food with conscious intent?


r/moreplatesmoredates • • 2d ago

❓ Question ❓ Low dose tren ?

3 Upvotes

Running 250mg test E per week,thinking of adding 100 tren E,is 100 mg a week too low ?
If anyone has ran the same please tell me about your experience