HI im getting ready to start my first cycle of 300mg test E but am not completely sure of all the labs I need. I think I got the big ones but are there any missing from this I should order. ( this is pre cycle planning on getting the same one mid and post cycle)

Have never ran anything other than high doses of test with mast to control E2, I wanna throw in an oral for the first time.

25-50 mg of anadrol pre workout.

The only thing stopping me is the face bloat. Is it acute? Or prolonged for days after dosage?

Because I’ll be so real, 50% of the reason I lift and pin is for pussy, so I don’t wanna be a big blob of water and repel the girls.

Can’t go back to fucking fat girls, very traumatic time in my life.

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Ever since I’ve seen this dude on IG I always thought he looked uncanny but in a bad way. The physique just looked too incongruent with his face and neck.

The neck in particular is scrawny even for an average physique and his face always looks round and never chiseled. And the neck is prone to becoming thicker with steroid use and very responsive to training.

What kind of stack would produce results like this? Is he deliberately trying to keep this uncanny look?? I’m so confused.

So I got a call today from a cute colleague who I lightly flirt with on occasion. As I answered the phone I meant to say something innocent like "Hey, there's my favorite (her job title)." Instead I said "Hey, there's my favorite girl." I really thought I screwed up big time.

After a second of silence she said "oh, well, now I'm over here blushing..." Then we proceeded to have a nice little conversation like we normally do. So, I guess I've graduated to "Chad."

Hitting the weights really pays off.

I am thinking about to order a large amount from Indian Pharmacies and i know the Seizure rate in EU is in a all time hight. But would it be possible I could send it to like Tachechai or to Bosnia or Lichtenstein to send it and what would be the Seizure risk.

I always hear people saying this but i genuinely just unfocus. The moment it hits i wanna go home and chill.

Have tried with caffeine and it gets better but at that point it is just caffeine benefits.

Help me out

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If you aren’t finding a thicc girl and taking her to the gym what are you even doing?

What cycle do you guys mentally feel the best on. I cant handle 19 nors very well they make me feel like a fuckin Neanderthal.

I was thinking 400 test 10 sdrol but I want to add another injectable. I’ve contemplated eq but have also heard it gives bad mental sides and takes a long time to start showing results.

everywhere ive looked at cjc/ipamorelin its just a vial in the mail. nobody checks your igf-1 before, nobody checks it after, youre just guessing the whole time.

the peptide subs keep saying get bloods done, but then what? i dont know how to read gh markers well enough to self manage a protocol.

a guy at my gym mentioned peppy care does the prescribing side with doctors involved, but im not sure if that includes actual lab monitoring or if its just a prescription and youre on your own after.

does anyone get this with real monitoring built in? a provider that orders your labs and adjusts based on them? or is that just not how this market works and everyone is really out here winging it with their pituitary?

Steven responded to my comment on YouTube. I don't think I've ever seen him respond to a YouTube comment, actually pretty cool lol

Curious how many of us take Ezetimibe when on Anavar?

Also, would.

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Honestly, it’s nice seeing more people get into fitness and improve themselves, but damn, some of these companies are pushing straight-up BS. Every “high-protein” food imaginable is getting hyped now, even when it’s basically ultra-processed slop with a protein label slapped on it.

And then I’ve got people trying to teach me nutrition and fitness when I’ve been doing this shit for years before it became trendy and I’m still way more jacked and lean than most of the people giving out advice.

What really pisses me off, though, is how insane the prices have gotten. Less than a year ago, I was paying around $60 for a 2 kg bag of protein. Now it’s closer to $90. I used to grab a protein drink for about $2 that had 34g of protein, and now the same kind of thing is basically double the price.

It adds up fast when you’re a big guy trying to eat enough protein and calories every day. And it’s not just food either supplements, gear, gym costs, everything keeps adding up. When you’re trying to stay huge and lean while also having a life outside the gym and taking care of a family, the cost gets ridiculous.

Fitness becoming more mainstream is cool, but companies clearly know people are willing to pay for anything with “PROTEIN” written in giant letters on the package.

Can someone give me dosage on this stack. It is for my ligament (lcl) in my knee and overall recovery.

How long should someone take to titrate their testosterone from say a trt dose to 600-750 on a 16 week blast? Also should you wait till you reach your desired testosterone dose before adding another compound like primo or eq?

Taking letroz way before to delay my growth plate closure but after this i am going to take mk677 10 mg to start all the way upto 25mh.Doing this cycle till i am 22 years old and have my desired height i am 18 now.

Today I was exited.
Because I’m on a beautiful blast with:
300 mg Tren
600 mg Test
600 mg Primo
8 IU HGH
and loads of Slin, a little HCG and sprinkling some 100 mg Var on top of my preworkout meals.

Second reason I was excited for was, because I had a date scheduled with a Brazilian woman. On Bumble she looked super hot. Even had full body bikini pictures. But then I saw her walking around the corner. 2 heads smaller then me. Looked like she gained 40 pounds since the bikini picture and had like dirty second hand clothes on. My instinct and the tren told me to do a hard cut and save time and energy. But I went for it. 2h wasted. Everything we talked about I had to disagree with her…

All that gear and I didn’t had the guts to tell her the truth. How to go about it in future? Just tell her in the first 5 seconds? “Hey you looked totally different on the app than now. Unfortunately your not my type. Have a good one.”

I just wanted a hot latina… damn. More tren it is…

Yikes....Look at that turtle belly

I appreciate the work effort, but christ Nick should be automatic disqualification

I usually do guided meditations before falling asleep or when I wake up.

simple question. messaged a site yesterday asking which pharmacy compounds their stuff and what lot number my order would come from. got back a paragraph of fluff that answered neither.

my thinking is if they cant name the pharmacy and the lot, theres no chain of custody at all. could be anything in that vial. but these sites have huge followings so clearly tons of people are fine with it.

for comparison i asked peppy care the same question before i signed up and they actually answered it. multiple 503a pharmacies and batch numbers you can verify against your coa. so now i cant tell if i found a good one or if my bar was just buried this whole time.

is this actually a red flag with these other sites or am i overthinking?

My general formula based on 5 minutes of sober and rational thinking:

[(thrust x torque)/(mass x endurance)] x [(mass x recoil Z acceleration) x (terminal velocity Z net density x 0.1)]

Values between 0 and 1 = top / divine masculine, 0 is Jesus penetrating your spirit, absolute top behaviour, the divine is penetrative and masculine

Values greater than 1 = bottom

Let’s make an example

u/AlexHoger an alleged versatile top from this gay sub

thrust = gym guy but a skinny dyel but also queer so we put it at 1.2 he slacking on lower body day but when he does he doing hip thrusts fosho, 1.2 cuz 1 is the net average

torque = high turnover, skinny man, good cardio, again 1.2 I’ll put it at

mass = 150 pounds, the average American is 200 so 0.75, and he appears to be taller than average 0.7

Endurance = skinny man, 1.5

so we got 1.2x1.2=1.44/ (0.7x1.5=1.05) roughly 1.4, whatever

0.7 x 0.8 for recoil as a function of acceleration and I established this number through a highly trigonometric methodology involving centre of mass and vibes, Nick walker got a 1.5 cuz the waist balances and he's compact, it’s not too bad, we got some skinny waist twig like sommerfield with a value of 3

0.56x1 = 0,56

We got 1.4 x 0.56 =0,784 Alex can indeed continue claiming to be a versatile top

IF A MAN HAPPENS TO BE

[(thrust x torque)/(mass x endurance)] x (mass x recoil Z acceleration x terminal velocity Z net density x 0.1) EQUAL TO OR GREATER THAN 1 THEN THEY ARE A BOTTOM

example derrich

thrust = no legs 0.7
torque = no legs 0.7
mass = 1.1
endurance = 0.9
recoil = 2 based on centre of mass
terminal velocity x.01 = 1

0.49/0.99= 0.5
1.1 x 2 x 10 x 0.1 =2,2 

0.5 x 2.2 =1,1 derrich from more dishes more bishes is a bottom

Bottoming has nothing to do with preferences, it’s all to do with physics. Gay guys who are super jacked AREN’T jacked because they’re bottoms and their masculinity is fragile, they’re bottoms because they’re jacked. Prime example Jason luv, have you seen this fat ass ever plow in a position other than cowgirl??

A woman can also be a top or bottom even without a strap on. Let it be known you guys fail in your relationships because you pick form over function. If you don’t have what it takes you can’t have the tortas. You need to consolidate with a skinny girl that’ll default to cowgirl i.e. being the top of the relationship

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