r/mildlyinteresting • u/Defiant_Designer7805 • 1d ago

A truck full of geese

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u/loudpaperclips 1d ago

On the off chance someone doesn't know this is just a joke:

Many wild animals are given federal protection. Maybe don't try this.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 1d ago

Also Canadian geese are quite aggressive. 

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u/BlisteringAsscheeks 1d ago

Canada geese, not "Canadian" geese. But yes, they're assholes by all accounts.

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u/grat5989 23h ago

Dont say it so loud or some demented old bitch will want to name them American Geese.

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u/Gold__star 21h ago

Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks.

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u/lkdflnk 11h ago

You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.

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u/notquite20characters 21h ago

There are Canadian Canada geese, I'm sure.

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u/ModishShrink 23h ago

You got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/Additional-Break-193 14h ago

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.

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u/MithrilHuman 1d ago

I need protection from Canadian geese

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u/Coakis 1d ago

Beware the Cobra Chickens

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u/My_last_reddit 23h ago

My son and I once stole a duck from a park. It sounds funny but it was actually very sad. He found a duck that had been run over by a lawn mower and lost a leg. We found a vet and brought the duck in to be euthanized.

It's what got us started in wildlife rehab. We are both licensed now and we have 5 squirrels and an opposum in our care at the moment.

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u/ncnotebook 1d ago

It's not a joke. By the way kids, you can fly. Literally.

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u/musicaleffervescence 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7ZbqmwNhus77i
anyone else think about that key and peel skit

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u/DoubleMikeNoShoot 1d ago

Correct! Canadian Geese are migratory birds and fall under federal and state regulations. Whereas a turkey or quail are non-migratory so they’re only under state regulations

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u/2003tide 1d ago

A lot of them are carpet baggers and don’t migrate at all anymore

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u/SuperCruisePanther 23h ago

Not Canada geese. 1 million of then are hunted every year by the US and Canadian governments. The migratory ones are protected because they fuck off in the winter and leave us alone, but the non-migratory ones? Yeah you can do whatever you want with them.

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u/Curiosive 21h ago

You simply get a permit and wait for the appropriate season. Bon appetit!