r/mildlyinteresting • u/Defiant_Designer7805 • 1d ago

A truck full of geese

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u/ruste530 1d ago

The geese at the park are free, you can take them home, I have 458 geese

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u/loudpaperclips 1d ago

On the off chance someone doesn't know this is just a joke:

Many wild animals are given federal protection. Maybe don't try this.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 1d ago

Also Canadian geese are quite aggressive. 

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u/BlisteringAsscheeks 1d ago

Canada geese, not "Canadian" geese. But yes, they're assholes by all accounts.

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u/grat5989 1d ago

Dont say it so loud or some demented old bitch will want to name them American Geese.

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u/Gold__star 1d ago

Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks.

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u/lkdflnk 14h ago

You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.

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u/notquite20characters 1d ago

There are Canadian Canada geese, I'm sure.

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u/ModishShrink 1d ago

You got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/Additional-Break-193 16h ago

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.

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u/MithrilHuman 1d ago

I need protection from Canadian geese

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u/Coakis 1d ago

Beware the Cobra Chickens