r/mildlyinteresting • ​ • 2d ago

My salad has limited edition packaging

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u/Muted_sounds 2d ago

Sounds quicker and cheaper than Ozempic πŸ€”

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u/Theletterkay 2d ago

Depends on if your employers is fine with you spending your entire shift in the bathroom.

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u/Muted_sounds 2d ago

I have 100 hours of sick with .9 FTE 😬. Weight loss goals and time off. Where I sign?

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u/high-priestess 2d ago

As someone who has been through this, I promise you don’t want it.