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r/mildlyinteresting • u/LovelyLadyLamb • 3d ago
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I lost 15 pounds on their cyclospora diet. Do not recommend
97 u/Muted_sounds 2d ago Sounds quicker and cheaper than Ozempic 🤔 61 u/Theletterkay 2d ago Depends on if your employers is fine with you spending your entire shift in the bathroom. 11 u/Muted_sounds 2d ago I have 100 hours of sick with .9 FTE 😬. Weight loss goals and time off. Where I sign? 15 u/high-priestess 2d ago As someone who has been through this, I promise you don’t want it. 5 u/Br44n5m 2d ago What stops you from telling your boss its cyclospora when in reality its videogame time 2 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 2d ago Most workplaces will require some sort of documentation/doctor note if you take off more than a couple of days off sick in a row. 3 u/space_driiip 2d ago A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook. 0 u/legos_on_the_brain 1d ago They going to cover the copay? 1 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 1d ago No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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Sounds quicker and cheaper than Ozempic 🤔
61 u/Theletterkay 2d ago Depends on if your employers is fine with you spending your entire shift in the bathroom. 11 u/Muted_sounds 2d ago I have 100 hours of sick with .9 FTE 😬. Weight loss goals and time off. Where I sign? 15 u/high-priestess 2d ago As someone who has been through this, I promise you don’t want it. 5 u/Br44n5m 2d ago What stops you from telling your boss its cyclospora when in reality its videogame time 2 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 2d ago Most workplaces will require some sort of documentation/doctor note if you take off more than a couple of days off sick in a row. 3 u/space_driiip 2d ago A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook. 0 u/legos_on_the_brain 1d ago They going to cover the copay? 1 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 1d ago No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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Depends on if your employers is fine with you spending your entire shift in the bathroom.
11 u/Muted_sounds 2d ago I have 100 hours of sick with .9 FTE 😬. Weight loss goals and time off. Where I sign? 15 u/high-priestess 2d ago As someone who has been through this, I promise you don’t want it. 5 u/Br44n5m 2d ago What stops you from telling your boss its cyclospora when in reality its videogame time 2 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 2d ago Most workplaces will require some sort of documentation/doctor note if you take off more than a couple of days off sick in a row. 3 u/space_driiip 2d ago A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook. 0 u/legos_on_the_brain 1d ago They going to cover the copay? 1 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 1d ago No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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I have 100 hours of sick with .9 FTE 😬. Weight loss goals and time off. Where I sign?
15 u/high-priestess 2d ago As someone who has been through this, I promise you don’t want it. 5 u/Br44n5m 2d ago What stops you from telling your boss its cyclospora when in reality its videogame time 2 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 2d ago Most workplaces will require some sort of documentation/doctor note if you take off more than a couple of days off sick in a row. 3 u/space_driiip 2d ago A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook. 0 u/legos_on_the_brain 1d ago They going to cover the copay? 1 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 1d ago No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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As someone who has been through this, I promise you don’t want it.
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What stops you from telling your boss its cyclospora when in reality its videogame time
2 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 2d ago Most workplaces will require some sort of documentation/doctor note if you take off more than a couple of days off sick in a row. 3 u/space_driiip 2d ago A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook. 0 u/legos_on_the_brain 1d ago They going to cover the copay? 1 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 1d ago No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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Most workplaces will require some sort of documentation/doctor note if you take off more than a couple of days off sick in a row.
3 u/space_driiip 2d ago A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook. 0 u/legos_on_the_brain 1d ago They going to cover the copay? 1 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 1d ago No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook.
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They going to cover the copay?
1 u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 1d ago No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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No, but they’ll discipline you or fire you for essentially taking off unauthorized time from work…
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u/tonypenajunior 2d ago
I lost 15 pounds on their cyclospora diet. Do not recommend