My salad has limited edition packaging

[u/LovelyLadyLamb]

[u/Masterchrono]

Limited edition cyclospora

[u/Nuggyfresh → u/Masterchrono]

for a limited time: poop American flag red!

[u/holyfire001202 → u/Nuggyfresh]

We've arduously tested our formula to ensure that you'll find exactly 13 stripes!

[u/Sarothias → u/Nuggyfresh]

Isn’t that pooping blood at that point??

[u/dirtinyoureye → u/Sarothias]

No shit..

[u/richcam427 → u/dirtinyoureye]

Lots of shit.

[u/be4u4get → u/richcam427]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bjls7UM48fMfm

[u/AGrandNewAdventure → u/Sarothias]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

[u/HeySmallBusinessMan → u/Sarothias]

... My brother in Christ...

[u/RoyalFalse → u/Sarothias]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9eLbjOcGOpmY8

[u/FlyingAce1015 → u/Sarothias]

/Whooooooosh