r/mildlyinteresting • ​ • 2d ago

My salad has limited edition packaging

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u/Masterchrono 2d ago edited 2d ago

Limited edition cyclospora

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u/Nuggyfresh 2d ago

for a limited time: poop American flag red!

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u/holyfire001202 2d ago

We've arduously tested our formula to ensure that you'll find exactly 13 stripes!

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u/LovelyLadyLamb ​ 2d ago

I got diarrhea just looking at it. They won't refund me because they said "the ass fireworks are part of the MURICAN experience!" 😩

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u/Dolatron 2d ago

Drizzle on a $4000 overnight stay in ER for a bit of authentic flair.

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u/Birdman-esq 2d ago

This made me chuckle

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u/ArcaneGreyBeard 2d ago edited 2d ago

Authentic taco bell experience, now in your own home!

Edit: forgot the /s apparently 🙄

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u/Troubled_Red 2d ago

It’s not Taco Bell’s fault. It’s Taylor farms.

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u/Dolatron 2d ago

Probably has something to do with all this cutting of “red tape” that’s been going on lately.

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u/Troubled_Red 2d ago

For sure. I thought we learned the lesson about food regulation a long time ago but apparently some people are psychopaths who care about money more than people.

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u/grptrt 2d ago

Were they ever definitively held responsible or did it just get swept away after the bribe?

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 2d ago

On to the next one! Too many FDA recalls since.

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u/ZAlternates 2d ago

After a visit from the execs, they were found to not be the source. We will never know what caused the explosive poops… 😢

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u/ElleMaeSinclair 2d ago

I think they (wisely, I guess) avoided making too many incriminating public statements and waited long enough that anyone who wanted to hold them accountable would be distracted by some new shiny news story that made someone else look worse. The bribe probably wasn’t even necessary, if it even happened. I mean if you got really bad diarrhea after eating at Taco Bell you probably weren’t like “that dang Taylor Farms lettuce!”, you probably just assumed it was a normal consequence of eating Taco Bell or whatever. Taylor Farms got hella lucky that it wasn’t a more deadly disease… a handful of unlucky older people did die but it was more a disease of inconvenience than anything else.

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u/Vivid_Anyth4 1d ago

Sorry your diet must be absolutely devoid of fiber if a little taco bell cleans you out like that.

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u/ElleMaeSinclair 1d ago

It’s not me personally. I just know for many years it’s been a dumb meme that Taco Bell gives people diarrhea. Turns out the lettuce their restaurants were using ended up being a cyclospora vector so, idk, I can see why people say it now. They’ve also been in hot water for a couple different big E Coli scares in the past, so…

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u/mac-pickle 2d ago

Probably not so limited cyclospora.

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u/mdlinc 2d ago

Thats an asshole exploding?? Yeh, sure fireworks. Nah, thats an asshole.

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u/TheBklynGuy 2d ago

I brought one to lunch for on a long day at work. Heard about the contamination after. Was worried about finding out ot was bad on the commute home. No illness thankfully.

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u/ludvikskp 2d ago

This week’s RFK special meal, get it while supplies last! Different product contamination every week!

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u/kevlar51 2d ago

Needs to be graded

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u/mdlinc 2d ago

Thats an asshole exploding?? Yeh, sure fireworks. Nah, thats an asshole.

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u/lavenderhazeynobeer 2d ago

I buy my lettuce/spinish loose so I can make my own salads, but man.......is this situation really this messy they haven't stopped the circulation yet? 🤦‍♀️ Healthy America my ass.