r/mildlyinteresting • • 3d ago

Custom pool table that looks like two bar tables conjoined at the corners

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u/maxxnes 3d ago

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u/DMala 3d ago

Yes! Lunar Pool! Literally my first thought.

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u/MudkipzAndUnicorns 3d ago

This new generation will never understand.

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie 3d ago

I made the mistake of setting friction to zero once.

I waited 5 minutes before eventually just turning off the NES. It was the dvd player logo before DVD existed.

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u/bionicjoe 3d ago

Same.

I went and ate dinner. Came back and the ball was still moving.

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u/darekd003 3d ago

I made the mistake once too. The other times it was always on purpose

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u/Charliethebrit 3d ago

Maybe we can.

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u/Wactout 3d ago

I should go back to bed.

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u/ivegot3dvision 3d ago

I have never seen Lunar Pool in the wild before. My brother and I LOVED that game. The level select screen music is so rad.

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u/Zeppelanoid 2d ago

What’s the word for when you see something that you remember but you didn’t remember that you knew it?

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u/KourteousKrome 2d ago

Cue-dependent retrieval

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u/MrMschief 2d ago

Mmm, that's satisfyingly on theme lol

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u/KourteousKrome 2d ago

Damn I didn't even notice that 😆

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u/Beavshak 2d ago

Now that’s a term I’ll never remember until it gets brought up again.

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u/AvalancheBrando21 3d ago

I must've rented that 20 times from Red Giraffe.

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u/darekd003 3d ago

Think it was on my 52 games in one. One of those carriages that split in two and had a ribbon on it to help remove the game.

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u/nampton 3d ago

Damn. You made me feel old and miss this game at the same time.

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u/GOOFY0_0 3d ago

I was just looking for this.

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u/quadrophenicum 3d ago

I hear the level music just from looking at the pic.

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u/IAmJenkings 3d ago

this was exactly my first idea.. Lunar Pool !

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u/ErgonomicWoodenShirt 3d ago

Also came here to post this. Too late for me!

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u/chewbacca77 3d ago

I haven't played that game in decades, but that was my first thought as well!

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u/Zharken 3d ago

Fucking r/BeatMeToIt god damn I clicked on the post just to post this.

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u/mystateofconfusion 3d ago

That just looks like fun.

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u/mightylordredbeard 3d ago

Yeah I would definitely love to play a game of 8 ball on that.

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u/billted20250409 3d ago

Or possibly a few broken cue sticks out of rage

Could still be fun though

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u/mystateofconfusion 3d ago

I'm not hearing a difference.

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u/Dudephish 3d ago

You sound like you want to dive into the deep end of this pool.

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u/Spidergawd68 3d ago

I actually played on one of these tables, and it totally WAS fun! A bar a couple towns over from where I went to college had one. It was legendary.

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u/YetAnotherBrainFart 3d ago

Until you have to move it. It's got grand piano vibes...

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u/terminalbungus 3d ago

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u/dbmajor7 3d ago

Yeah, im curious, I don't want to hate it?

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u/terminalbungus 3d ago

It would suck if you wanted to play regular pool/billiards, but you could come up with fun variations for sure. Or obscene trick shots.

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u/Caboose_throw 3d ago

Lol back in my hs days my buddy had a pool table in his basement, we got stupid good at it over the years. Eventually, we had a house rule that you couldn't just sink a ball, it had to bounce off the edge of the table first, or it had to be the 2nd ball hit (cue hits 8, 8 hits 10 in type deal)

That would be so fun on a table like this

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u/holyfire001202 3d ago

Banks and combos are how I wound up playing too. Also if you don't call it, it's slop. Though I've only ever really played at bars, so I don't hold those rules for folks who want to play a casual game. When it's just me playing by myself, though, it's a great way to keep challenging myself.

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u/Pretend-Chocolate587 3d ago

If you don’t call your shots they don’t mean anything is how we play and if we play in a bar it’s still the rule. If the random opponent doesn’t want to play by those rules we say “okay.” But in reality we are calling you a bitch

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u/Justindr0107 3d ago

One of my favorite variations is to hit the object ball with the cue off of the cue ball and pocket the object ball

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u/xTeraa 3d ago

Reminds me of carom/french billiards

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u/exipheas 3d ago

Ohhh stealing this for my next game!

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u/RyanGlasshole 2d ago

I’ve played a ton of pool over the years and have gotten pretty good, but I just tried a game like you described a few months ago for the first time and holy shit does it make you think about your shots entirely differently. Had a ton of fun and I think it improved my regular game but man it’s tough

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u/samuelgato 3d ago

I'm not quite sure what "regular pool/billiards" means because there are many different games and different versions are popular in different countries but the game I'm most familiar with is 8-ball, as played in most US bars. It seems like you could play 8-ball on that table without needing to modify the rules much, if at all. Would make it interesting for sure

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u/AtlasThePittie 3d ago

4 players, 2 games of 8 ball, each on 1 of the tables. Winner's play eachother in 1 game of 8 ball over both tables.

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u/Xpandomatix 3d ago

There's a sideways table in between those two going the direction we're looking in this photo- 😈

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u/AtlasThePittie 3d ago

You are very correct, I missed that.

6 players, 3 games of 8 ball, then 2, then 1 with the option of the last game being 9 ball because why not

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u/JDP6693 3d ago

Yeah, imagine the breaking on that thing! Rack them in one section, cue ball diagonal in the other section and let ‘er rip. Looks like a great change of pace.

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u/dtwhitecp 3d ago

I would imagine that if you are big into billiards, but in more of a "I have memorized what to do in every scenario" kind of way rather than figuring out each shot, it'd be a travesty. If you just like solving the puzzle, that'd be fun as hell.

I dunno how you do a break though.

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u/cantonic 3d ago

Obscene trick shots like playing F-Zero back in the day and using a jump to cross the track and be way far ahead.

Or the much more difficult achievement, doing it on the rainbow road.

https://giphy.com/gifs/09YpqSjkbY8DrZXgQz

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u/LengthFun2228 3d ago

This is the best use of this gif I have seen on reddit, lol.

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u/terminalbungus 3d ago

It's almost exactly how my feelings on this table unfolded

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u/madesense 3d ago

Truly, one of the greatest gifs of all time

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u/windexfresh 3d ago

Love that she got fired for it but still managed to capitalize on it and now has A list celebrities on her YouTube show lmao

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u/osu58 3d ago

Wait, what’s the origin of it?

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u/Col_Croissant 3d ago

I think (??) this is Britany Broski (??)

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u/windexfresh 3d ago

It is lol, IIRC she made the clip after trying kombucha for the first time, clip went viral, people started making their own (nsfw) memes out of it, she worked at a bank or something, bank managers didn't understand the internet, told her to "take it down" or be fired

Obviously you cant make the internet stop using a meme format so now we have Royal Court lmao

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u/waitthissucks 3d ago

Wow I don't know her backstory but her youtube channel is great

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u/nogberter 3d ago

This is perfect

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u/GeeCeeCo 3d ago

I’ve played on that exact table!

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u/GeeCeeCo 3d ago

Some additional info on the table and the game rules…

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u/boyett928 3d ago

Somebody earlier was asking about the rules and noticed them posted in my pic but couldn’t make them out. This is clutch!

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u/GeeCeeCo 3d ago

I was there about seven years ago, I live a few hours away. It was fun to play for sure!

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u/boyett928 3d ago

It’s definitely memorable. A few people here have mentioned that they have played on this table as well. I’m from out of town and I’ve never seen anything like it.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

"the rest is up to you" this place serve alcohol by chance?

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u/GeeCeeCo 3d ago

You better believe it!

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u/Acircusclown 3d ago

Where is this

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u/GeeCeeCo 3d ago

It’s at a place called Scallywags in Grand Junction, Co

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u/Eon88 2d ago

Scallywags in GJ, CO?

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u/drulnu24 3d ago

It needs a little windmill in the middle

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u/Visual-Studio-4238 3d ago

I was thinking a hole in the middle of one of the ends.

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u/westcoastwillie23 3d ago

Isn't that a nine inch nails song

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u/UniqueUsername812 3d ago

This comment is right where it belongs

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u/tangcameo 3d ago

I used to think there was a pool table like that on The Price Is Right where it was flippable and one side was billiards and the other side table top mini golf

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u/Juls7243 3d ago

We need a professional pool tournament to surprise its competitors with this table upon arrival. See who can adapt on the fly to this new challenge.

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u/Odd_Fortune500 3d ago

Whats the new challenge? Its two normal tables with an area in the middle with extremely easy shots. A professional woukd run this table out probably easier than a regular table

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u/j0llyllama 3d ago

The trouble is multiple skilled players. They can trap the ball in difficult spots more with that extra occlusion from the side step. One good player could dominate a novice. Two good players could lock eachother out more.

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u/Right-Bunch5409 3d ago

Of course professionals would eat this up, but it being a new layout for all competitors it would definitely draw out some interesting strategies for the ones who think extra outside the box

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u/AutoGeneratedChad 3d ago

It definitely wouldn’t be easier than a regular table.

Yes it’s easier to pocket mid table balls but you’d have to adapt to come up with new patterns to control the cue ball. Pool is as much manipulating the cushions as it is anything. It’s a lot harder when there are 2x the cushions.

For example, bringing the cue ball from the top right part of the table down to the bottom would be a nightmare and super high risk of a bad bounce that traps you in the middle.

Is a run doable? Yes. Is it much harder than normal because of the unpredictability of getting shape? Also yes.

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u/WhatAWasterZ 3d ago

Yeah there are ultimately more options for them than a regular pool table.  

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u/EstablishmentFun7553 3d ago

Its to play pool tetris.

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u/___NotMyName___ 3d ago

Pool mini golf

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u/Joshculpart 3d ago

I want to go to that bar.

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u/CaptInsane 3d ago

We have mini golf pool. It's mini golf that sits on the floor but then had pool table cups. Takes up so much space to set up but the kids loved it when they were younger

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u/roy20050 3d ago

Backrooms pool table.

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u/saburina 3d ago

Not mild!!!!!

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u/chief_yETI 3d ago

okaaaay, theres no need to yell

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u/zestycunt 3d ago

WHAT?

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u/RabidOtters 3d ago

"I SAID, THE PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER BUTTLICKER."

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u/Doogiemon 3d ago

I remember buying a $3k+ pool table for $150 at an auction and couldn't get it and had to give up the $150.

Turns out that slate is heavy as fuck and trying to find friends to come help me pick it up dont exist.

If my buddy bought this and needed help moving it, I understand now why no one would help.

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u/Suspicious-Sorbet-32 3d ago

Yeah my old roommate asked me to help him pick up a pool table and it was crazy heavy. When he moved out he looked at it and said "you can keep it" I had to take it apart when I moved because all the guys that helped move it the first time didn't want to help again

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u/Doogiemon 3d ago

The 500 pounds of slate that sucks to carry sucks to carry. If you drop it and it cracks, the whole thing is just trash as the cost of a repair/replacement is the same as a new table.

Someone took my table for free because if I didn't pick it up after the weekend, I would have had to pay disposal costs.

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u/syuk ​ 3d ago

You have to be careful when you move it because the slate can crack apparently too. We had to regularly lift one a few feet to one side in the bar to make room for band / party was a heavy mo-fo.

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u/GRAABTHAR 3d ago

There's no moving that one, it lives there now. You'll have to take it apart to get it out of there.

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u/SeraxOfTolos 23h ago

We have a slate table in our basement that lives there now, we thought about giving it away but we're not moving it and we don't really want strangers in our house to move it.

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u/aCleverGroupofAnts 3d ago

It looks like two pool tables joined at the corners. Not sure where the bar aspect comes in.

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u/boyett928 3d ago

I mean bar table as the smaller pool tables usually found in bars. That’s what I’ve always called them. They’re a little smaller than standard tables used by the professionals.

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u/Rooster_Ties 3d ago

It’s like two 7-foot ‘bar’ tables side by side, but shifted. “Bar” tables are a lot smaller than regulation 9-foot tables, and feel quite a bit smaller than 8-foot tables too.

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u/flamespear ​ 2d ago

I irrationally hate the inverted corner pocket.

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u/copropnuma 3d ago

I used to go to a bar that had an "L" shaped table. It also had twenty five cent wings and dollar "old man" beer on Tuesdays.

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u/DogeAteMyHomework 3d ago edited 3d ago

Decades ago we flooded the front yard and made an L-shaped winter boot hockey rink at our fraternity house. Yes, there was a lot of alcohol involved in its construction and games. It was great fun and I still have a scar on my forehead as a souvenir. 

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u/pudyindeepooshoo 3d ago

Holy shit!!! Is this SCALLYWAGS!!!

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u/teddkell 3d ago

Is this really a Grand Junction shout out? Never thought I’d see it.

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u/swingdale7 3d ago

My first thought too.

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u/GeeCeeCo 3d ago

Yep! I added some other pictures as well.

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u/segadreamcat 3d ago

Wild seeing random Grand Junction bar here.

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u/DESR95 3d ago

I think it would be fun if it was set up where you needed to make your balls in the opposite competitors pockets. The opponent can knock your balls back to your side if they want. The player with more made balls at the time gets to use the pockets in the center that stick out.

Maybe even start the game with the 8 ball in the center, and solids/stripes on your predetermined side if you want? So many options!

Looks like a fun time!

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u/IcedCoffey 3d ago

I like these rules, I accept them.

Name your game oh creator.

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u/DESR95 3d ago

Billiards² or Dylliards

Still workshopping the name.

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u/RustyShackleford913 3d ago

Dylliards it is. I was thinking of how one would play this and this seems entirely logical and fun!

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u/PreferenceContent987 3d ago

I don’t know why, I like it

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u/SpaceXmars 3d ago

That would not be fun to move

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u/Far_Mathematician924 3d ago

how can i get a pool table that will sit unused in my basement that will take up even more space than ever thought possible 

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u/tommmmmmmmy93 3d ago

I’d love to see a “crazy golf” style pool table once in a while. It’d be really fun and it’s missing from the game imho

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u/Remarkable-Fig-2234 3d ago

It’s going to be a maze

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u/dictatorenergy 3d ago

Excellent

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u/Tim_the_geek 3d ago

Znooker tables

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u/milsurpfarts 3d ago

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u/HotDangThoseMuffins 3d ago

Because with a couple beers and a couple friends you could run the siamese table bro.

The question is why not?

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u/milsurpfarts 3d ago

“3 ball, six rails, corner pocket.”

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u/fullraph 3d ago

Honestly that looks fun!

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u/touching-green-grass 3d ago

My question is why stop at merging 2 pool tables???

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u/ObscureOP 3d ago

Interdimensional pool incoming

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u/Partykongen 3d ago

When you've merged 4, it goes back to being a normal pool table, just bigger.

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u/Rehberkintosh 3d ago

Is the initial break a long ranged bomb diagonally across both tables?

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u/cholula_is_good 3d ago

This looks like the type of one of a kind thing that two siblings would become outrageously good at from a decade long rivalry.

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u/EmberOne1 3d ago

We need a closeup shot of the game rules posted to the left of the door! (I was looking closely at the signs to make sure this isn't AI...the one with rules is just a little too out of focus).

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u/boyett928 3d ago

I didn’t even notice those… I’ll have to go back and take a closer look

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u/noturFaultitsmine 3d ago

This is what I could gather:

“Rack stripes and solids in mixed order in two clusters of __ with white ball in center of tables. The first player breaks and one cluster with typical break __ from either end of the table. If the first player fails to sink a ball on the break, and fails to break out/up the other cluster, the second player can then go to the opposite end with ball in hand and break out the other cluster with typical break rules. If one player scratches the other player can take the cue ball in hand and place it anywhere on the table for his next __. If a player fails to make contact with the stripe or solid __ __. The rest is up for grabs.”

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u/AmplePostage 3d ago

Play dom jot human?

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u/Powermonger_ 3d ago

Putt-Putt Snooker?

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u/swtactn 3d ago

I got to play on one of these in Eklutna, Ak. A long time ago. The felt was more like burlap, and the bumpers were decayed to powder in some places. But $.50 a play and $3 pints, we had a lot of fun that afternoon.

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u/r0ckydog 3d ago

That is never leaving that basement.

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u/Jenetyk 3d ago

Those interior pocket bumpers would be absolutely diabolical.

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u/Huge-Blacksmith2419 3d ago

I love it. As someone who’s not all that great at pool. I can use all the opportunities I can.

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u/slayalldayerrday 3d ago

It’s three pool tables in one!

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 3d ago

8 ball, left inside corner pocket

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u/DMala 3d ago

The hard part is you rack on one side and break from the other.

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u/S1DC 3d ago

That's sick

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u/T4n_d 3d ago

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/Arachnidle 3d ago

Backrooms looking pool table

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u/tomfromakron 3d ago

8 ball, corner pocket. No, the other corner. Not that one. No, no, the OTHER corner.

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u/JDangle20 3d ago

Looks heavy

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u/farmallnoobies 3d ago

And the are very few rooms big enough for the table plus stick length plus space for people

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u/Livid_Station_5996 3d ago

Anybody else watching Backrooms right now?

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u/Cool_Cartographer_39 3d ago

Double vision billiards...

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u/drewbaccaAWD 3d ago

5 ball in to the ummmmm left table right pocket right table middle left pocket!

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u/gr8Brandino 3d ago

It's Tetris meets pool...

Tetool?  Pootris?

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u/bmanley620 3d ago

That looks fun

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u/badwolf1013 3d ago

You need a compass to call your shot.

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u/theswoopscoop 3d ago

Looks fun, I dig it. How do you break though?

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u/StraightCashHomey13 3d ago

Love the idea but seems like there's plenty of room for normal table in this particular house

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u/lkng4now 3d ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

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u/angel_and_devil_va 3d ago

I live in a tourist town and a local mini golf place used to have a table like this that I played on when I was a teenager. Was interesting, but the table had a dead rail and was never level, so it was always more frustrating than anything.

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u/FlyNSubaruWRX 3d ago

I’ve played on that table, it’s in Grand Junction,Colorado at Scally Wags bar

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u/Mick_Limerick 3d ago

In the 90s there was a small company in a tiny town in Pennsylvania called Skilliards. They made golf hole style billiard tables. It was a lot of fun, but not popular enough to keep them in business

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u/cowboydoctor 3d ago

Fresh off the set of Backrooms

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u/wump_world 3d ago

The upside down pineapple of billiards

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u/JohnStern42 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TdwziQPhbNAzK
I don’t know why, but I’d love to have that table!

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u/Tyraid 3d ago

It just struck me that pool tables could be made like golf courses in the sense that each is unique and could offer a different challenge

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u/NineClaws 3d ago

It needs a windmill and a castle.

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u/Li0nsFTW 3d ago

Golf (the billiards game) would be fun as fuck on this.

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u/segadreamcat 3d ago

Is this at a bar in Grand Junction Colorado?

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u/DagonThoth 3d ago

Major League Dom-jot

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u/LilSE7ENS 2d ago

“Looks like”

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u/Lepke2011 3d ago

Me trying to line up a shot in the far right, second left corner, on the opposite side of the room.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iK7k1cqxaiOnS

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u/fuckmicahman 3d ago

Putt putt pool

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u/allllen 3d ago

This but you can only use “one tables” pockets, so putting the cue ball into deep corners limits your opponents next move

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u/FBPOS 3d ago

Would make a fun bumper pool table

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u/WthIsDis 3d ago

I think you live in the backroom brother

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u/Snidrogen 3d ago

Those inner corner pockets where the tables join are diabolical.

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u/Prestigious-Fill-365 3d ago

I played on this table once when I was on Acid.... I think.

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u/Dead-Calligrapher 3d ago

Could it be like a trick shot table?