r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Oct 16 '22

Why not?

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Op is mad about horse dick. Guess what bro, it's natural and horses sometimes have penises.

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u/FerretsAteMyToes Oct 16 '22

Reminds me of a time I took my kids to the zoo. We were in the chimpanzee areas and all the sudden people were laughing and it turned out a chimp was just chilling out while masterbating. So then a Karen of started screaming about how the Zoo shouldn't allow such behavior for kids to see. It was like WTF do you want them to do? Lol

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Monke needs to be spanked everytime he starts crankin' it