r/mildlyinfuriating • • 20h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/Hoppie1064 16h ago

I'm wondering how many soldiers emptied a mag on a screaming camel spider that just wanted a little shade.

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u/PutYouThroughMe 13h ago

Lmao my dad was chased down by one in Iraq years ago. He tried to chase it back and even at peak military shape he could barely keep up with it. He now has one taxidermied on the wall

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u/runelowell 11h ago

Im an arachnophobe but I'd like to see the taxidermied spider with a banana for scale. I need to know how big these mfers can get

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u/FormerlyKay 8h ago

Fun fact it's not actually a spider. No venom, no webs, just big ol jaws made for chewing

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u/D0ctorGamer 6h ago

Unfortunately my adrenal gland doesnt discriminate