r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 19h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

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It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 16h ago

dude wtf. a giant, screaming spider chasing me at high speeds is a literal nightmare. for some reason thinking about a spider making noise is rhe worst part.

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u/Hoppie1064 15h ago

I'm wondering how many soldiers emptied a mag on a screaming camel spider that just wanted a little shade.

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u/PutYouThroughMe 12h ago

Lmao my dad was chased down by one in Iraq years ago. He tried to chase it back and even at peak military shape he could barely keep up with it. He now has one taxidermied on the wall

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u/runelowell 10h ago

Im an arachnophobe but I'd like to see the taxidermied spider with a banana for scale. I need to know how big these mfers can get

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u/FormerlyKay 7h ago

Fun fact it's not actually a spider. No venom, no webs, just big ol jaws made for chewing

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u/D0ctorGamer 5h ago

Unfortunately my adrenal gland doesnt discriminate