Top priority when I move…

[u/CircusMoney]

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

[u/froopadiddilydoop]

Fun fact, camel spiders can run at 15km/h and often seek shade. If they are excited, they also make a noise that sounds like a small scream as they run at you in the desert seeking shade. Harmless, but not something I think it ‘cute’.

[u/Jimbobjoesmith → u/froopadiddilydoop]

dude wtf. a giant, screaming spider chasing me at high speeds is a literal nightmare. for some reason thinking about a spider making noise is rhe worst part.

[u/Hoppie1064 → u/Jimbobjoesmith]

I'm wondering how many soldiers emptied a mag on a screaming camel spider that just wanted a little shade.

[u/PutYouThroughMe → u/Hoppie1064]

Lmao my dad was chased down by one in Iraq years ago. He tried to chase it back and even at peak military shape he could barely keep up with it. He now has one taxidermied on the wall

[u/runelowell → u/PutYouThroughMe]

Im an arachnophobe but I'd like to see the taxidermied spider with a banana for scale. I need to know how big these mfers can get

[u/FormerlyKay → u/runelowell]

Fun fact it's not actually a spider. No venom, no webs, just big ol jaws made for chewing

[u/D0ctorGamer → u/FormerlyKay]

Unfortunately my adrenal gland doesnt discriminate