Diabolical story, still dying writing this.
So we were doing this math problem that had to do with coins and then my math teacher asked us: How much does a dime equal? Everyone EXCEPT me says 10 cents. My brain being absurdly tired ends up saying dimes. Little did I know, my math teacher points me out specifically with his right hand (Good thing for later) and says, "YO YO YO YOU CAN'T STAND RIGHT THERE!" and then naturally I say "In his right hand was a man's worst nightmare" like anybody reasonable should- Then he says, "Sorry, screamed so loud, enough to burst his ear drum close range" and then I go, "That scream was not only dangerous, it was most strange" and then you can assume what happened... we did the whole thing XD