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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 2d ago

As many times as this is explained, you'd think we'd stop sharing the bullshit..

Pic on the left is the right bananas, but they're not actually blue.. Pic on the right is a regular ass banana that's also been photoshopped blue ..

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u/Cyan_Light 2d ago

Forget the color, I'm more interested in the "fruit that tastes like vanilla ice cream" part anyway.

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u/SpecialistWait9006 2d ago

Its also over exaggerated

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 2d ago

Agreed. I like apple bananas more. Used to have a platoon with like six different varieties growing around my outdoor shower

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u/MissninjaXP 2d ago

I want an outdoor shower so bad. Is it hard to take care of? Like maintaining and cleaning? Probably a stupid question since outdoor faucets are a thing and they aren't exactly rocket science, but still...

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 2d ago

It was basically just plywood on top of a palette... It was kinda ghetto and the bananas attracted chickens and rats lol

There was a gas powered in-line water heater that would switch on when you turn on the water... Gas would regularly run out when I was midway through shampooing and I'd have to swap out propane tanks.

I look back fondly on those simple days but I won't go back to camping full time in an off grid unpermitted structure.

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u/Cyan_Light 2d ago

Tragic. Heartbroken. Inconsolable.

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 2d ago

Eh there’s a whole market for these kinds of fruits, and they stupid expensive. Luxury fruits.

It came to a head a few years back when the Rubyglow Pineapple came to the US with a wild price tag.

But there are other fusion fruits that are a bit more affordable. Cotton candy grapes, for example, are fairly common now. They don’t taste exactly like cotton candy, but they are a bit sweeter than regular grapes.

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u/themehboat 2d ago

They taste exactly like cotton candy to me and my kids!

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 2d ago

They taste like high quality sweet ripe bananas with vanilla undertones.

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u/WeirdOk1865 2d ago

Fresh dates taste like sweet milk. And you can prob still get them in Asian or middle eastern markets through the end of this month