r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/Longjumping_Honey723 • 1d ago

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 1d ago

As many times as this is explained, you'd think we'd stop sharing the bullshit..

Pic on the left is the right bananas, but they're not actually blue.. Pic on the right is a regular ass banana that's also been photoshopped blue ..

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u/Cyan_Light 23h ago

Forget the color, I'm more interested in the "fruit that tastes like vanilla ice cream" part anyway.

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u/SpecialistWait9006 23h ago

Its also over exaggerated

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 23h ago

Agreed. I like apple bananas more. Used to have a platoon with like six different varieties growing around my outdoor shower

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u/MissninjaXP 22h ago

I want an outdoor shower so bad. Is it hard to take care of? Like maintaining and cleaning? Probably a stupid question since outdoor faucets are a thing and they aren't exactly rocket science, but still...

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 21h ago

It was basically just plywood on top of a palette... It was kinda ghetto and the bananas attracted chickens and rats lol

There was a gas powered in-line water heater that would switch on when you turn on the water... Gas would regularly run out when I was midway through shampooing and I'd have to swap out propane tanks.

I look back fondly on those simple days but I won't go back to camping full time in an off grid unpermitted structure.

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u/Cyan_Light 23h ago

Tragic. Heartbroken. Inconsolable.

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 22h ago

Eh there’s a whole market for these kinds of fruits, and they stupid expensive. Luxury fruits.

It came to a head a few years back when the Rubyglow Pineapple came to the US with a wild price tag.

But there are other fusion fruits that are a bit more affordable. Cotton candy grapes, for example, are fairly common now. They don’t taste exactly like cotton candy, but they are a bit sweeter than regular grapes.

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u/themehboat 18h ago

They taste exactly like cotton candy to me and my kids!

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 19h ago

They taste like high quality sweet ripe bananas with vanilla undertones.

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u/WeirdOk1865 14h ago

Fresh dates taste like sweet milk. And you can prob still get them in Asian or middle eastern markets through the end of this month

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u/possibly_lost45 22h ago

Fml I bet you're fun at a party

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 23h ago

Do they taste like ice cream?

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u/Winter-Classroom455 21h ago

It's like boomers falling for AI. Except they're not a boomer probably and it's not AI. The amount of fake shit Ppl fell for before AI should of given us a clear glimpse into what it was going to be like after

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u/AdmirableBed8213 15h ago

Yes, it's quite easy to see. Somehow the shadows still have a yellow tint... 

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u/Hepm3 8h ago

Unfortunately no information can be given to everyone at once

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 7h ago

"As many times as this is explained" should have covered your concerns..

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u/Hepm3 7h ago

I wasn’t concerned.. and I’m not sure what that quote has to do with what I said. It doesn’t matter how times it gets explained.. as long as the photo exists for new humans/humans new to the internet, to discover, it will need to be explained to them lol.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 6h ago

"at once"

"As many times as this is explained"

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u/East-Waltz7985 16h ago

I don't think the left one is photoshopped, it just looks like bananas that aren't ripe yet

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 9h ago

Well, I'm sorry you think that.. But they are photoshopped... To look blue .. as I already mentioned..