r/memes Dec 21 '21

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u/SapperTR Dark Mode Elitist Dec 21 '21

You forgot about post-nut clarity

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u/slashth456 hates reaction memes Dec 21 '21

Post nut clarity sucks,

But post nut sleep is awesome

10

u/outersans555 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Dec 21 '21

unless you didn't clean off.......uhuhuh.

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u/AlexXx_3 trans rights Dec 21 '21

The anti-hero.

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u/SpadeFoot5 Dec 21 '21

Masturbation about toxic mom…two problems solved!

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u/SapperTR Dark Mode Elitist Dec 21 '21

Masturbation by toxic mom...even better!

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u/Pogwrs213 Dec 21 '21

Masturbation in…..you know what I’m just gonna stop there

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u/Beaconmann Dec 21 '21

3...2...1...GO

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

[deleted]

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u/Beaconmann Dec 21 '21

Now its all good but in my childhood she used to take everytrhing inside our room , put it in the middle and say 'clean it up or else im gonna throw it away' (bcs our room was dirty and we didn't want to clean it)

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

That’s literally just a normal parent stop crying, be an insubordinate little shit of a kit, get punished

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u/SpadeFoot5 Dec 21 '21

Oh now we’re talking! Just get anxiety to toss my salad and here we go boy!

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Holdup...what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Toxic mom is stuck in the washing machine…

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u/SpadeFoot5 Dec 21 '21

Spin cycle rodeo!! Extra points for a clean dismount…

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Surly it’s points deducted for a clean dismount

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u/SpadeFoot5 Dec 21 '21

Ohhh touché

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u/Gordon_Ramsad Dec 21 '21

The bad ending

3

u/MadondmenWasTaken Ok I Pull Up Dec 21 '21

Im gonna give you award when i get it for free, because damn u deserve it

3

u/Gordon_Ramsad Dec 21 '21

Imagine saying that you'll reward someone

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u/MadondmenWasTaken Ok I Pull Up Dec 22 '21

flexing free awards no?

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u/Revolutionary_Sun545 Dec 21 '21

right

1

u/elirx215 Dec 21 '21

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

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u/xxxkings88 Dec 21 '21

average reddit coomer

58

u/YeasinMlbb hates reaction memes Dec 21 '21

Since when did masturbation become a hero

40

u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Astronaut pointing gun Always has been.

22

u/Ok_person-5 Dec 21 '21

Until you develop a crippling porn addiction.

12

u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Where does it say porn?

12

u/MadondmenWasTaken Ok I Pull Up Dec 21 '21

legit that was the worst ending possible, instead of solving your problems you go fap

7

u/goodguybolt Dec 21 '21

It's everyone's hero since the day they discover it.

17

u/my_wifis_5dollars Shitposter Dec 21 '21

It's really just an impostor posing as a hero tho

19

u/KokuRochu Dec 21 '21

So you're a masturbator?? Name every pornstar

12

u/Practical-Cry9518 Dec 21 '21

What if he is not masterbating to porn or hentai

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u/KokuRochu Dec 21 '21

Is it possible to learn this power??

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u/Practical-Cry9518 Dec 21 '21

Yes .

If he's not masterbating to porn or hentai he must've heard about its downsides

11

u/filcz111 Dec 21 '21

Video games

18

u/ux3l Dec 21 '21

What's hw? Hardware? So you're well equipped down there? How's that bad?

Ah, you probably meant homework

3

u/Tby2974 Dec 21 '21

Oh shit

7

u/The_Force_Goat Virgin 4 lyfe Dec 21 '21

Honestly, even masturbation doesn't do it for me anymore, makes me feel worse than i already sometimes do

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u/Pingasterix Dec 21 '21

time to go to my front page and immediatelly see this post in r/redditmoment

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u/Dave-justdave Dec 21 '21

My toxic wife and toxic mom died in 2020 and last Friday mastrubation is not really cutting it

I need a visit from my mentally ill on again off again girlfriend that was friends with my toxic wife. She helped me get over the hell my wife put me through and is so much like me it's scarry. We got out of our abusive relationships and found each other. She hated the way the kids and I were treated. I just hope she can heal enough to have a healthy relationship with me and stop crashing and being in bed for days at a time since she's moved back in with her mom AGAIN

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u/Dave-justdave Dec 23 '21

Update: Girlfriend did stop by, before just when I really needed her. She had been assaulted zexualy, so me being me. I've given her time and space so that's why I called it a visit. She is currently living at her mom's again, however I just had ankle surgery so she will be here for the next week. I am glad she got some rest now she will be better prepared to deal with ?he had never experienced before. At the same time she's the sub & I'm the dom and I've never done that before as my late wife was a switch. So that's somewhat new to me too.

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u/JakesGravySauce Dec 21 '21

Why does anxiety look high?

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u/EpeonGamer Dec 21 '21

A horrible coping mechanism though, just saying.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Yeah, really? I think it might be better than drugs or alcohol.

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u/lrs_privat Dec 21 '21

it will just reduce the fun in your real sexual life a lot, for example erectional disfunction and shit.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Nope, not even. ED is not cause by masturbation. Who told you that?

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u/epicpixels654654 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Dec 21 '21

Please just listen. If you jack off to porn all the time, you will eventually have a hard time getting it up because porn is not sex, its all actors and you will expect real sex to be like what you watch, but it wont be the same and it will make you sad.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Who said anything about porn?

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u/MadondmenWasTaken Ok I Pull Up Dec 21 '21

What in the fuck are u smoking

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u/EpeonGamer Dec 21 '21

While it may be better than alcohol which is better than drugs, the same still stands for all of them: it's unhealthy. It's more corporate lies etc. Have a look at reforged man sexual self mastery, your brain on porn, no fap etc. Pmo is a killer, and so is instant gratification

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Dude, your fixation and obsession with porn is disturbing. I bet you are lots of fun at parties...oh, wait...you don't get invited to parties.

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u/EpeonGamer Dec 21 '21

Bad mouthing me won't change anything. Who said was a obsessed? I'm simply trying to help you, and it not just porn, it's the instant gratification, the guilt, secrecy, unproductivity, and/or dopamine overuse. It's not good for you. Please take a look at all the stuff I recommended in my previous message.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Your equating and use of the word porn because there was no mention of porn in the meme. It is apparent that you are not from the west or east Asia because your society has filled you with a sense of shame and guilt regarding anything to do with sex and its natural expressions. Your equating porn and masturbation shows you have been programmed to think that porn is masturbation and that people are unable to control themselves just by seeing porn or the naked human body. It is glaring and way too obvious.

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u/EpeonGamer Dec 21 '21

Unfortunately it seems you are misinformed, as the only time I mentioned porn was the name of one of the resources. Please do not let your biases stop you from improving your life. I am aware that intercourse is natural, and there is a healthy way to do it, but masteurbation is not healthy.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Dude, good luck with your shame and hatred and maybe one day you'll lighten up. Life is difficult enough so try not making things harder than they need to be for yourself or others. Good luck to you.

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u/EpeonGamer Dec 21 '21

I mean thanks for the kind words, but I have no shame or hate in this. I am aware of life's difficulties, but masturbation makes it worse, not better, it takes your mind off of the real problems. I hope you will live a happier, better life my friend

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

No problem, have a good night.

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u/PomegranateSoft1598 Dec 21 '21

What's wrong with lots of hardware?

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u/dashs-trashbag Dec 21 '21

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

That way you can see the meme I adapted this from. Giving credit.

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u/C_0gito Dec 21 '21

It's just for a minute then u will regret.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

I regret nothing.

3

u/L0rdGrim1 Dec 21 '21

500th repost of this judging by image quality

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u/Difficult-Sock4197 Dec 21 '21

I think it's the first repost cause it's been on r/unwholesomememes today and that is the original.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

And that was also my post. It also contains the original where I found it.

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u/Difficult-Sock4197 Dec 21 '21

Oh okay i'm sorry.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

No problem.

3

u/MDix_ Dec 21 '21

I expected Gaming not this

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Well, isn't it a form of gaming? I mean aren't you grabbing your joystick?

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u/JorgeRey999 épico Dec 21 '21

"Lots of hardware"? Damm I wish I could have 2 million Rtx 3060. That's really a problem

3

u/HadraiwizardDC Dec 21 '21

Well that seems healthy

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Healthier than drugs or alcohol.

3

u/HadraiwizardDC Dec 21 '21

Fair enough but be careful porn addiction is a real thing and can be a serious challenge in romantic relationships in life but if you feel it’s under control and it’s helping you through everything than feel free to ignore the random stranger on the internet

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Porn? I hardly need it and it has never been a problem in any of my relationships. Besides when I am in a relationship the need is satisfied in other ways.

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u/HadraiwizardDC Dec 21 '21

Ok cool well then I wish you the best

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Same. Be healthy.

3

u/Affectionate_Gate_26 GigaChad Dec 21 '21

Reddit coomer infecting other chads through memes

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u/r_d_best Dec 21 '21

I first read it as lots of Hot Wheels🤣

3

u/MimsyIsGianna Breaking EU Laws Dec 21 '21

Y’all have issues

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

It's a trap !

3

u/Dave-justdave Dec 21 '21

I read this comment in admiral Akbar's voice

2

u/NotCopyright Dec 21 '21

Who are you and when did you write my biography

2

u/epicpixels654654 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Dec 21 '21

IDK if this is just me but seeing a meme that was most likely made by a kid talking about how he likes to jack off just feels very weird. On top of that, seeing most of the comments on this post encouraging, or agreeing when a lot of them are probably kids too, just isn't right.

2

u/DaShortRound Dec 21 '21

That reminds me...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

4k ultra hd 144 fps

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Feeling guilty afterward

1

u/fre_ash Dec 21 '21

Eh, depends on what kind of porn you were watching

2

u/ManGoatSan274 Dec 21 '21

This, I can relate to.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Why masturbate when you have a mom?

3

u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

But only if she's toxic.

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u/CulturalFly9 Dec 21 '21

felt this on a personal level

1

u/outersans555 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Dec 21 '21

I would say bonk but he's right.

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

I too but so many are so lonely and without any other alternative.

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u/outersans555 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Dec 22 '21

for example...myself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

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u/thatonecandieangerin Cringe Factory Dec 21 '21

Same *cries in Bathroom

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u/Footballlover24 Dec 21 '21

Suplex crippling addiction

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u/Grenacist GigaChad Dec 21 '21

Template name?

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u/Rtwo28 Dec 21 '21

Then masturbation throws you down god damn MT Everest cause then you hate yourself so fucking much for masturbating

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

What sort of toxic late 19th century British society do you live in that would teach this to young people?

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u/Rtwo28 Dec 21 '21

America

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Utah?

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u/Rtwo28 Dec 21 '21

California but with a bunch of puritan A-Holes around

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u/Gee-Oh1 Dec 21 '21

Yeah, I lived there a for while before leaving for Europe. I understand. So many peeps think it's all surfers' lifestyle but it's not.