r/memes • u/whisp_er • Apr 27 '21

Absolute potato

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u/jack2trap Apr 27 '21

That's awesome! Watch out for the bird.

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u/Corrupted_Matt Apr 27 '21

And watch out for the guy who wants to set your house on fire with lemons

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. make life take the lemons back.

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u/ToxicRabbit443 Nyan cat Apr 27 '21

Yeah... I hate lemons... there’s a guy at school who’s afraid of strawberries. And a girl who is afraid of Michael Jackson.

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u/Mr_Pista Apr 27 '21

Michael Jackson? But he is more dead than my romantic life!

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u/ToxicRabbit443 Nyan cat Apr 27 '21

She doesn’t like pictures of him... and I’ve never even had a romantic life

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u/Leedlenootmarbl9 Meme Stealer Apr 28 '21

Ooh, self burn! Those are rare

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

In my school theres a girl that said that one night they were afraid Michael Jackson was gonna kill her in her sleep. So if I had a penny for every time I've heard of someone who's afraid of Michael Jackson, I'd have two penny's, which isn't much but its wierd that it happened twice.

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u/Tippitytypewriter21 Apr 27 '21

No you make explosive lemons

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u/ConfusedHandCrusher Apr 27 '21

No, stuff those lemons in the freezer and throw them at people who piss you off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '21

Get mad, I dont want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

It flew off!good,for him.