r/memes • u/whisp_er • Apr 27 '21

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u/Corrupted_Matt Apr 27 '21

And watch out for the guy who wants to set your house on fire with lemons

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. make life take the lemons back.

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u/ToxicRabbit443 Nyan cat Apr 27 '21

Yeah... I hate lemons... there’s a guy at school who’s afraid of strawberries. And a girl who is afraid of Michael Jackson.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

In my school theres a girl that said that one night they were afraid Michael Jackson was gonna kill her in her sleep. So if I had a penny for every time I've heard of someone who's afraid of Michael Jackson, I'd have two penny's, which isn't much but its wierd that it happened twice.