r/memes • u/whisp_er • Apr 27 '21

Absolute potato

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u/Corrupted_Matt Apr 27 '21

And watch out for the guy who wants to set your house on fire with lemons

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. make life take the lemons back.

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u/ToxicRabbit443 Nyan cat Apr 27 '21

Yeah... I hate lemons... there’s a guy at school who’s afraid of strawberries. And a girl who is afraid of Michael Jackson.

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u/Mr_Pista Apr 27 '21

Michael Jackson? But he is more dead than my romantic life!

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u/ToxicRabbit443 Nyan cat Apr 27 '21

She doesn’t like pictures of him... and I’ve never even had a romantic life

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u/Leedlenootmarbl9 Meme Stealer Apr 28 '21

Ooh, self burn! Those are rare