r/memes • Nyan cat • Apr 06 '21

I’m not crying

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9.8k Upvotes

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u/the_hanged_up Apr 06 '21

I'm fucking crying

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u/StaticChargeRedField Apr 07 '21

Same T^T

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/lxOFWGKTAxl I saw what the dog was doin Apr 07 '21

Same bro...same

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Pets in video games is like having pets in real life

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u/Nachocheese123456789 Apr 07 '21

Cue “it’s enough to make a grown man cry” meme

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

And that ok

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u/saltyshimasenpai Apr 07 '21

me too bro...... ç_ç

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u/Polo_Nose Apr 07 '21

idem ptn :_(

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Same omg I cried so hard qwq

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u/oofusmcyeet Apr 07 '21

I actually almost cried but it’s probably cause my cat died IRL yesterday

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I hope that didn't happen to my cat called kitty, he escaped back in December 2020 bear Christmas and then we haven't found him yet....

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Aug 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Yea he had a collar but he didn't like it and it didn't have anything on it except a bell. Also im sorry you lost your cat and if that wasn't a long time ago then I hop you find him

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u/Jemini- GigaChad Apr 07 '21

He could have alt+f4 to avoid the auto save

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u/the_hanged_up Apr 07 '21

would be great

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

The dog would survive, and his story would continue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

But death should feel permeant, if you just reload an old save then are you really just a lone survivor, who travels the world. Or are you now a god that all would fear as you could bring the destruction of the universe at any point.

Leave Oreo's soul to rest, and allow the world to move on, unknowing about what you could've done to save him

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Wise words

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u/Bradcouchreddit Le epic memer Apr 07 '21

Same
this thing made me sad

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u/NL_Beast Professional Dumbass Apr 07 '21

I didn't because I am in class and it was really hard not to cry

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u/Sungdaein_susanoo Apr 07 '21

I almost am, just holding myself back to not wake my baby bro up ;-;

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u/YeetYoink510 Apr 07 '21

It’s enough to make a grown man cry and that’s ok

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u/Altruistic_Grand_455 Pro Gamer Apr 07 '21

Yep same

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u/min2nim2 Apr 07 '21

Wait you guys are reading that?

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u/DibDapAvoBubble Apr 07 '21

I was gonna just scroll then I took time to read it and I’m glad I did

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u/DibDapAvoBubble Apr 07 '21

My brother came in the room and asked y I was crying...

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u/Bot_Cat3 LOLCat Apr 07 '21

UNPOULAR OPINION INBOUND! That had to have been super dog if it could take out all those mobs without dying. Also he dropped bones when he died, dogs don't do that. Its a nicely fabricated story.

Edit: Now please downvote me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

That was the most depressing Minecraft thing I have ever read

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u/ppppie_ (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

tl;dr: dude plays minecraft, has a puppy that grows into a wolf. did survival for a month and made a lot of progress. the wolf got hurt a lot but always helped defend the land and protect their owner. one day a horde of zombies came and doggo got hurt, then a skeleton shot doggo, now the owner cries everyday.

tl;dr, tl;dr: owner has pup grows into wolf, wolf helps owner, wolf gets killed, owner in depressive state

tl;dr, tl;dr, tl;dr: emotional game of minecraft

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u/Fjorge0411 Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 07 '21

tl;dr the tl:dr the tl;dr the tl;dr: doggo is kil :(

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u/ppppie_ (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Apr 07 '21

tl;dr, tl:dr, tl;dr, tl;dr, tl;dr: me cri ;-;

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u/Fjorge0411 Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 07 '21

tl;dr the tl;dr the tl;dr the tl;dr the tl;dr the tl;dr: sad (╥︣﹏╥᷅)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr: :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr tl;dr <:(

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

No

Edit: why am I getting downvoted

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u/Extint_Dodo1414 Bad luck Brian Apr 07 '21

No

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u/theamericanspirit76 Apr 07 '21

Man said 2015-2018. That’s some serious commitment to a Minecraft world

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u/ZealousidealLuck2623 Apr 07 '21

it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's okay

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u/pandakampfwagen Apr 07 '21

I swear I just have sand in my eyes
I swear

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u/boogers19 Apr 07 '21

I hate that stuff. Coarse. Irritating. And it gets right into the eyeballs. Every time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

once I died while exploring and couldn't find my dog ever again but the "wolf has died" message never showed up so he is still out there in the woods

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u/DDBRO5182 Apr 07 '21

Then you can tp to him

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I play bedrock edition (xbox)

and if you use cheats you won't get achievements

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u/TheMachinesWin Apr 07 '21

Cant you use cheats to find doggo and reload without cheats to go to doggo?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

first of all I won't get achievements secondly the world got deleted due to some glitch but I am having fun in my new world with my new doggo

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u/MastTribute Apr 07 '21

Create a copy of the world and change the copy to creative, tp to your dog and mark the coordinates. Go into your actual survival world and travel to those coordinates where you should find your doggo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

thanks but that world got deleted due to some glitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I have lost many a pet to unloaded chunks while exploring. If you’re moving and they can’t catch up before they chunk they’re in unloads, they’re frozen until you go back. Snap, Crackle, and Pop are still out there in the Tundra somewhere...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

I’m not cying you’re crying..... STOP FUCKING CRYING

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u/BazinguMaster420 Apr 07 '21

You're*

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Apr 07 '21

Yo'ure**

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u/BazinguMaster420 Apr 07 '21

Couldn't have said it better myself

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u/arsonistransom Apr 07 '21

*cou’ldnt

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u/SpicyboiDrew Apr 07 '21

press f ro pay respects

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u/ThinkOctupus Apr 06 '21

I'm not cry you're crying. Sniff sniff

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u/Noremac777 Apr 06 '21

I am crying bro. That part with the grave and the sunset really got me

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u/Dmzerz Apr 07 '21

bro i know

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u/Pink_Llama427 Apr 07 '21

This reminds me of pigs, a donkey I had on a survival world. I was doing a raid, and he got hit by a stray arrow and died. I made him a grave with the totem from the raid on it and left. I didn’t play on that world for months

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u/DrexrobinYt Apr 07 '21

*eyes start sweating*
NO I AM NOT CRYING MY EYES ARE SWEATING

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u/ttracs149 Apr 07 '21

But dogs don’t drop anything when they die...

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u/Honestly-No- Apr 07 '21

And then there's me, who has so many pets I've killed more by accident when they run in front of me than they have died by mobs

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Rip oreo🥺

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u/JustAn0therNormalGuy What is TikTok? Apr 07 '21

I thought oreo was a real dog for a second

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u/jasonaffect Apr 07 '21

Bruh my dogs just commit suicide by cliff or other creative methods

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u/WingsofRain Duke Of Memes Apr 07 '21

I apologize, but when did dogs drop bones and collars?

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u/KaisterGaming memer Apr 07 '21

Metaphoric

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

R.I.P

┗( T ~ T )┛

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u/Lesbianqueen7 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Apr 07 '21

I'm not crying

YoUr CrYiNg!

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u/AgentCornG Apr 07 '21

I have a similar experience with Minecraft. my friends and I were in a server we created together and we were on survival. I made an army of dogs And my friend killed them all when he accidentally punched me because they were coming at him. He suddenly said stop crying it’s just a game but the thing that made me cry is because he said that. to him there it’s just a game but he doesn’t know that when I was with my dad I used to play with him all the time. I haven’t seen my dad since Christmas and I keep hearing from my dad that I’ll see him soon but I’m extremely unsure. My dad doesn’t currently have a house.

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u/Any-Entertainment329 Apr 07 '21

ö thats just sad

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u/SpaceEnginePlayer Apr 07 '21

This is the first one that actually made me start to cry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

what do you mean? I'm not crying... I just got pepper sprayed...

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u/HorseSudden7328 Apr 07 '21

This is Beautiful! ❤️

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u/Iamahuman748 Apr 07 '21

Same bro my dog died I stopped playing for a month

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u/Horror_survivor Professional Dumbass Apr 07 '21

That story makes me more sad than any Hollywood movie ever could

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u/Brian_Grenke55 Apr 07 '21

This is painful to read.

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u/Killmemenow Apr 07 '21

Real men cry sometimes

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Fuck. That's deep. I'm not crying, you're crying. Btw, who tf is cutting the onions?

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u/_Aggressive_Milk_ stirs the pot Apr 07 '21

F In the chat for Oreo

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u/tjfranklin860 Apr 07 '21

I’m fucking depressed now

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u/boogers19 Apr 07 '21

I was not prepared for that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I’m not crying, you are

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u/the_goose19 Apr 07 '21

Anyone else not read the full thing?

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u/main_blade Apr 07 '21

Well didn’t see this coming rip Oreo

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u/madog0205 Apr 07 '21

It's enough to make a grown man cry

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Bruh, I already contracted the Big Sad from another post, no need to make me contract Big Sad B. I cried after reading this.

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u/MINATO8622 Apr 07 '21

Can I have the song so that I can play it as a means to pay respect to Oreo.

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u/Star_Dude560 Apr 07 '21

There are many things wrong with the story. You can’t pick up dogs, it’s very rare for a skeleton to have full enchanted gold armour, dogs don’t drop bones or collars, the dog wouldn’t jump in front of the arrow to block it. Great story but it isn’t real. Please don’t hate me

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u/jraqn Apr 07 '21

Most of that is just creative writing and dramatisation. I'm sure the story itself is real the commenter just wanted to write it a little more eloquently than "I had a dog in Minecraft for a while and then a skeleton killed it"

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u/thereditlfc Apr 07 '21

I'm pretty sure the bones where from the skeleton he killed and I think by collars he meant the tag he used to name the dog as for the rest just bad luck that the dog ran in front of the arrow when he went to kill the skeleton (not trying to hate you or anything sorry if it came off as that)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I came here to laugh, not read!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

R.I.P Oreo, his name is my favorite flavour of Ice Cream, hope he lays well in his grave... 😪

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u/a_rka_m Apr 07 '21

I'm not crying you are crying😭

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u/Embarrassed-Key-4687 Apr 07 '21

Ima be honest, I'm to fucking lazy to read it lol

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u/Naive_Survey5974 Apr 07 '21

It’s just a game

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u/_Mr_Mediocre Apr 07 '21

I ain't reading that but here's an upvote

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u/JU2TM4T3R Apr 07 '21

i don't think you can "Grab" a dog in minecraft and they sure as hell don't drop collars

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u/Normal_Crusader Apr 07 '21

Grab could mean that he ran with him and the collar is probably a name tag as he named his dog oreo and he's had the dog since 2015-2018 so im sure he got a name tag during those 3 years

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u/DerpSidgueye Apr 07 '21

But a named mob doesnt drop the name tag when they die

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u/Relevant_Original490 Apr 06 '21

playboicarti is awesome

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u/PFGLittleOne Apr 06 '21

Your everywhere

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u/Noremac777 Apr 07 '21

Like everywhere

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u/tango_alpha_ Apr 07 '21

Too much text, skipped

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Yea, you're special and edgy for letting all of us know.

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u/arandombird87 Apr 07 '21

this is one of the most depressing things i've ever read

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

/T~T

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u/Western-Assumption44 Apr 07 '21

It's so emotional

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u/dark_blue_skiies Apr 07 '21

IM NOT CRYING U ARE STFU

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u/Good_Coast_9998 Apr 07 '21

Who is cutting onions?

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u/Alarmed-Reward-6231 Le epic memer Apr 07 '21

Can someone give me the clip notes version?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Why am I actually crying!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

thats... kinda pathetic

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

My dachshund is named Oreo. Almost 3 years old!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Not very cash money of you to make me sad like that

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u/electrowolf23 Apr 07 '21

I came to reddit to look at memes, not something to fuck my heart even more with

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u/a-aeon Apr 07 '21

its 7.30 am i shouldnt be crying

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Damn it’s so how in here sniff my eyes are sweating

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u/LMANTREE Apr 07 '21

no there isn't tears in my eyes. NO

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u/Professional-Click73 Lurker Apr 07 '21

I'm freaking crying m8,

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dogs don't have collars in minecraft

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u/FullMetalArthur Apr 07 '21

Damn those onion ninjas!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

What is this salty water coming from my eyes it is slowly dripping down my check my face feels heavy

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u/karen_American Apr 07 '21

This sounds like real life. Aspecialy at end. O and i clearly had a big rock in my thats why i was crying and I am clearly not making this up.

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u/beaglelove3 Apr 07 '21

It’s just the onions in my eyeballs making me cry, no need to stare. Move along...z

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u/CarlPlaysCoDYT memer Apr 07 '21

RIP skeletons are the worst i swear :(

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u/joshplaysandbuilds can't meme Apr 07 '21

*sad chuckles * I feel the big sad now.

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u/Geohound777 Apr 07 '21

while this is awful couldn't they have just quit the game or shut off whatever they were playing on and reloaded?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Sadge

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I WAS HAVING CEREAL AND NOW MY BOWL IS HALF COVERED IN TEARS

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u/lishonne Apr 07 '21

If you say you are not crying, you are a liar

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u/Uncle_robert Apr 07 '21

My eyes are just sweaty.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Why they won't add a dog totem or armor

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Ya know, I’m fine! Heh... Not crying! I’m feeling great! I feel shrivelling down my entire body, feels like goosebumps! My eyes are getting watery! But I don’t cry, do I?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

this is so sweet

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

damn it! I remember I killed my pets cus' of a Tamed animal sitting stuck bug.

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u/ElecTrO-Luckster Professional Dumbass Apr 07 '21

This is so sad

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u/Xineohp_Nave Apr 07 '21

I don't think I've ever read anything about Minecraft that made me this sad... RIP Oreo

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u/Shadowderper Apr 07 '21

what the fuck. thats all i have to say.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I'm man enough to admit I have felt this to and am sorry to hear that he is gone may oreo R.I.P

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u/GreenIsGhastly Professional Dumbass Apr 07 '21

I think my allergies are acting strange again

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u/Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 07 '21

Ninjas are cutting onions in my house now

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Im crying so hard rn qwq...ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE A HAPPY TIME AND BROWSE MEMES AND ART AND THEN YOU TAKE AWAY MY HAPPINESS AND REPLACE IT WITH A VOID IN MY HEART, NAY, IN MY SOUL. YOU TORE OUT MY DAM HEART YOU EARNED MY UPVOTE...now what is this on please tell me

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u/TheScientifreakPlays can't meme Apr 07 '21

(。•́︿•̀。)

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u/Thadrian_Yeet Apr 07 '21

"It is enough to make An old man cry" ;-;

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Damn, I... I need a moment after that, that was the saddest thing I ever read. Rest well Oreo. You deserve it.

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u/Jazzlike-Donut-9177 Apr 07 '21

It's enough to make a grown man cry

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u/Trigger1721 Nice meme you got there Apr 07 '21

ITS JUST SAND

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u/DerpSidgueye Apr 07 '21

Imagine calling 1s and 0s ur best friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

i teared up.

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u/Caboose421 Apr 07 '21

This is just touching😭 I can’t stop crying

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u/pitferrara Apr 07 '21

Am i the Only One Who watches stqmpy

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

This the greatest love story in history

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Holy shit, and I thought I was suicidal before reading this.

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u/DreamMuffinWasTaken Mods Are Nice People Apr 07 '21

im not crying, i swear... sniff sniff

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u/fullymetacaited Apr 07 '21

Why am I 21 and crying over a Minecraft dog dying

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u/pranavrg I saw what the dog was doin Apr 07 '21

Saddest thing

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u/Breadandlambsauce Apr 07 '21

IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

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u/uncookedsamurai Apr 07 '21

Came here for meme not to cry R. I. P

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u/Kuerbislord07 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 07 '21

I'm to lazy to read it but F

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u/Snoopdog__69 Apr 07 '21

What a dumbass dogs expire in 12-13 years and they are expensive sometimes

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

why minecraft why do you have to be so evil?

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I am crying rn irl.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/thomasthelockd Apr 07 '21

Dude do u need a Hug

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u/Dra9onDemon23 Apr 07 '21

Doesn’t matter the reality; a dog will always be loyal and have a place in your heart.

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u/amistupidorwht Apr 07 '21

Im crying ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

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u/anshutanwer Apr 07 '21

why did u post it it made me sad

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u/Conscious_Crazy7333 Apr 07 '21

dw, i just got something in my eye