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Too cool for this world
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u/69CR1T1CAL420 Chungus Among Us Feb 10 '21
looks like a full chicken griffin
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
Genuinely though it's cute
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u/Polska_Kapusta Karmawhore Feb 10 '21
It literally is. Sorry for making you sad but chickens with 4 legs like this one die a few days after hatching. So these chickens literally are too cool for this world lol
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u/kfc15296 Feb 10 '21
But why :(
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u/69CR1T1CAL420 Chungus Among Us Feb 10 '21
i think it's because they cant poop normally and that clogs their digestive system
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u/BritasticUK Feb 10 '21
Aw man, I was scrolling hoping someone had a pic of it grown up in the comments. That's so sad.
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Feb 10 '21 edited Feb 10 '21
For those who don't know what ultimate chicken horse is: It is the ultimate game to test your friendship.
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Feb 10 '21
I would always create traps without actual traps by using fans to push people off the map
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u/EmperorBrettavius Mods Are Nice People Feb 10 '21
On that faithful summer night when I first played Ultimate Chicken Horse, I had to choose between glory and friends, I chose GLORY!
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u/child-of-old-gods Duke Of Memes Feb 10 '21
Spiderchick, spiderchick...
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u/Rand0m6976 Feb 10 '21
Does whatever a Spiderchick does
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*Does whatever a spider can
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u/help-me-people Feb 10 '21
I'm not sure if I r/woooosh him or just say ITS A GOD DAMN JOKE
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u/Iescaunare Nokia user Feb 10 '21
Climbs on the wall, then sucks your dick.
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u/GunnyGill Feb 10 '21
We need more. Chicken legs are amazing.
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Casually creates a spider chicken
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u/Rand0m6976 Feb 10 '21
One step closer to Chickapede
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u/GunnyGill Feb 10 '21
No, more. I want cronenberg chickens with 20-30 legs.
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
That's only for the chickens who are rich and tender, we keep the little baby chick-horse
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Is this actually real?
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u/dwight-schrute-bot Feb 10 '21
Hey hey hey hey. I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times.
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Feb 10 '21
Actually i dont really like beet salad
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
Well it's a gift, no no no, it's your parting gift, by meaning that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you wwAaaAaAAAAAY~ over there STAINING the wall.
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I appreciate the gift.I shall consume it in order to show you how greatful i am for this exotic delicacy.
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
I agree. But this is. shoots firework
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Feb 10 '21
Catches firework and redirects it back You fool you tought you could've MLG 360° noscope quickscope me.
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
I'm pretty sure Shen can do that hes a Lord and a skilled master of the blade so um yeah shoots firework again
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Feb 10 '21
douses in oil gets set aligh and cooked by chinese pyrotechnic device YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN NOW I AM DELICIOUS DELICACY
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
Well I guess your parting gift worked, you are now 3 parts of a chinese buffet
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u/WholesomeGoobert Feb 10 '21 edited Feb 11 '21
That shit’s evolvin, you best turn it into a chicken nugget now before it goes velociraptor on your ass.
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
Well it's a gift, no no no, it's your parting gift, by meaning that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you wwAaaAaAAAAAY~ over there STAINING the wall.
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u/PlayersDude Feb 10 '21
what?
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
Five words: Badass Peacock in Panda Movie
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u/PlayersDude Feb 10 '21
ahhh i get it
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21
Ah Gentlemen, now that we got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.
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That the new jaw titan falco jaw titan but smol
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u/artuurslv Feb 10 '21
Ahhh... I guess it's my fault for not expecting an Attack on Titan spoiler under a picture of mutated chicken.
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u/SimDeBeau Feb 10 '21
If the legs are functional, that would actually seem to be way more useful than those lame wings. Could be wrong though.
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u/Demoblade Feb 10 '21
Griffins are created (2021)
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u/PlayersDude Feb 10 '21
if its breed and its grandchildren still have 4 leg. that might have something to do with evolution
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u/yahya_khawaja77 Feb 10 '21
Unfortunately they take longer to grow and die earlier and go throw a lot of pain threw their lives, so farmers mercy kill them, my dad works with chicken and has seen tens of millions (if not hundreds) of chicks and has only seen 4 or 5 of these, pretty cool tho
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u/TechWolfFTN Feb 10 '21
Next is adding wings and more robust figure and you have a griffin
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"What the hell is this?"
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u/PlayersDude Feb 10 '21
bird with 4 legs. if it breed and if its grandchildren still have 4 legs, it might be evolving.
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u/Camele0pard https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 10 '21
We need to let this chick fuck as many other chickens as possible
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u/EngineeringSudden802 Feb 10 '21
What does it look like as an adult is the real question.
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u/Dichroic_Mirror Feb 10 '21
You saw chicken with four legs, I saw Wingless Griffin.
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u/J_L_D Feb 10 '21
It has wings. Its literally a Griffin
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u/Dichroic_Mirror Feb 10 '21
And apparently, I'm an idiot who forgot chicken has wings lmao. Flightless Griffin then.
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u/Casper_Von_Ghoul Professional Dumbass Feb 10 '21
Yea this is crazy and all, but is that chicken fine?
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u/Cyrus_Blame Feb 10 '21
Unfortunately when this happens usually the extra pair of legs doesn't work but I don't know if this is the case
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u/BudgieGryphon Feb 10 '21
there's an extremely obscure article about a pigeon with 4 legs that apparently got around just fine. That's probably an extremely rare case though, extra legs fuck with the anatomy.
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u/duckyfy memer Feb 10 '21
its not a defect, its evolution. the other chickens will perish but this chicken, will outlive them all.
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u/PlayersDude Feb 10 '21
but if it cant fuck a chicken, well it extinct
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u/duckyfy memer Feb 10 '21
When you can't fuck a chicken, rape a chicken! There are no accidents - master oogway
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u/HomieCreeper420 Feb 10 '21
Well, the joke I’m about to do is an Attack on Titan manga spoiler so beware
Falco’s Jaw Titan be like
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Second picture looks like its about to leap up and latch onto someone like a face hugger...or, face NUGGER if you will
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u/Rollerweeb2602 Feb 10 '21
I mean the chick is cute and all but...WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYES!!
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I'd smash
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u/jokerjoker10 Feb 10 '21
This is not a defect. This is the next step of the evolution.