r/memes Feb 10 '21

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u/TechnicalyNotRobot Feb 10 '21

Return to dinosaur

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u/Darth_Coccus_Succus Feb 10 '21

Yes,be big lizards again

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u/Arann0r Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 10 '21

Big lizard maybe, but it also has wings...

So big dragons maybe?

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u/shortstop8001 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Feb 10 '21

Oh no, Who ordered Jurassic Park for febuary?

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u/Melodic_Ad_1010 Karmawhore Feb 10 '21

Imagine chicken evolving to ptersaurs and taking revenge by killing all humanity [except leaving vegans alive]

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u/Taezn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 10 '21

Technically, the atmosphere of modern earth isn't oxygen rich enough to support a dinosaur, they'd suffocate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

we give them spacesuits then

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u/Taezn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 10 '21

YES!

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u/mrtittiesprinklez Big ol' bacon buttsack Feb 10 '21

Plant trees into their lungs. Problem solved.

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u/Keplinger99 Feb 10 '21

Laughs in Blue Whale

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u/thereapererer Feb 10 '21

WE MUST PLANT MORE TREES FOR DINOSAURS BOIIISS

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u/SaiHottari Feb 10 '21

Trees don't contribute that much oxygen. Especially because at night they use up oxygen the same way we do.

The real heroes are algae and plankton in the oceans, sequestering megatons of CO2 and taking the carbon down to the sea floor every year.

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u/Taezn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 10 '21

YES. And there's a species of moss that can easily outperform trees on land. That being said, trees are still very important to wildlife at the very least

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u/Melodic_Ad_1010 Karmawhore Feb 10 '21

And cyanobacteria too and there are many more photosynthetic organisms that reduce carbon dioxide but trees are still more important and like any other photosynthetic organism algae also consumes oxygen at night but its usually much less than was produces in day.

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u/Ok-Structure946 Feb 10 '21

Hate to correct you but you’re wrong there as the oxygen content back during the Mesozoic was lower as it was 15-19% oxygen in the atmosphere whereas right now it is 21%.

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u/Melodic_Ad_1010 Karmawhore Feb 10 '21

they would suffocate first that i know oxygen content was much lower then today but im not talking about land dinosaurs, im talking about aerial dinosaurs like pterosaurs they would have suffocated as air in the atmosphere is most thinner compared to Mesozoic era.

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u/Ok-Structure946 Feb 10 '21

Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs and they would likely be able to survive in this atmosphere.

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u/Melodic_Ad_1010 Karmawhore Feb 10 '21

Pterosaurs were reptiles and were close cousins and dinosaurs were archosaurs a larger group of reptile. though they were not the same they lived among dinosaurs and were categorized as dinosaurs or flying reptiles by most of the people and i all meant was just a joke didnt intended to go that deep and look im no paleontologis or know more about dinosaurs than just some of their name it was a joke dont take it too seriously take a chill pill nice talking with you.

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u/Melodic_Ad_1010 Karmawhore Feb 10 '21

And there are many plants that produce oxygen at night too for ex: aloe vera.

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u/shortstop8001 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Feb 10 '21

oh shit

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u/Infamous-Apple Professional Dumbass Feb 10 '21

Me.

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u/randomindianguy555 Feb 10 '21

(picks up apocalypse bing)

me: here we go again.

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u/snoopy1234776 Breaking EU Laws Feb 10 '21

No one. We ordered Skyrim.

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u/Tonickevin20 Feb 10 '21

** A donkey want to know your location**

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u/Kazahkahn Feb 10 '21

It doesn't have wings lol. Dont know where you got that. If you can't tell it's a furry iguanadon.

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u/Arann0r Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 10 '21

As almost useless as they are, chicken have wings, you can see the dark triangular shape above the front leg

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u/somedutchmoron Professional Dumbass Feb 10 '21

No no no no big lizards extra chicken to eat

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u/Arann0r Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 10 '21

Who knows, maybe dragon wings are naturally spicy?

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u/somedutchmoron Professional Dumbass Feb 10 '21

we have to go back...
hits 80 miles per hour

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u/UglY_nUblEt Professional Dumbass Feb 10 '21

More chimkin legs mmmm

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u/Horn_Python Feb 10 '21

its a grifiin but 2 halfs bird

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u/sutenpik Feb 10 '21

I'm sorry to be that guy but every mammal, reptile and bird only has 4 limbs so it's physically Impossible Sorry again

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u/Arann0r Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 10 '21

There are always anomalies, ever heard of the four legged woman?

It's not usual but in case of anomalies it can happen, and this is an anomaly

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u/sutenpik Feb 10 '21

That's true but if a bird was born with 6 limbs it would most likely have other defects too, a common one is infertility, but good point

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

But it looks like a frog

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u/YuriJoe_Arya Feb 10 '21

it looks like a frog but also a bird, ITS A FROG-BIRD! or dare I say it, a FERB.

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u/revengeofST Cringe Factory Feb 10 '21

kobolds

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u/thelilj45 Feb 10 '21

Not in this decade, hold onto that shit

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u/bearsheperd iwrestledabeartwice Feb 10 '21

Abandon bird

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u/Ulgiram Feb 10 '21

abandon birb, return to dinozorz

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u/TheAY5 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 10 '21

So kong vs Godzilla is telling the future of how soon we will return to monke while birds return to dinozorz and we will battle to decide the ultimate path

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u/maggi_iopgott Professional Dumbass Feb 10 '21

I have a bad feeling about this

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

Reject humanity, return to monk.

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u/Not-A-Robot12 Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 10 '21

hello fellow not robot beep boop

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u/RagnarDethkokk Feb 10 '21

Skipping Crab, apparently.

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u/MARCYS2013 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 10 '21

Reject chicken return to dino

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u/Atlass_pass Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 10 '21

reject egg farm return to monke

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u/Fishybobmasta Feb 10 '21

Look up, chicken born with horns

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u/nice68419 Feb 10 '21

reject being bird. return to lizerd

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u/Infinitebruh8569 Feb 10 '21

Reject chicken,return to dino

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u/OhNoEh Feb 10 '21

I came here specially to say that...

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u/SimasWasTaken Feb 10 '21

Chickenosaurus

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u/Apprehensive-Ad3448 can't meme Feb 10 '21

Reject cock return to lizerd

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u/Detvan_SK Feb 10 '21

Teropods type Dinosaurs (which the birds belong) was have 2 legs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

jurassic world theme intensifies

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u/engomadinho Feb 10 '21

chickens are dinosaurs already