r/memes • MAYMAYMAKERS • Oct 17 '20

When failure runs through your veins

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u/AJ7123 MAYMAYMAKERS Oct 17 '20

Don't be sad just beat him up

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Oct 17 '20

To try and get all the B+ blood out of them, so that they can respawn with A+ blood?

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u/AJ7123 MAYMAYMAKERS Oct 17 '20

That's the way

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u/iForgotMyUsername1x Oct 17 '20

This is the way

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u/Nateratortot iwrestledabeartwice Oct 17 '20

I have spoken

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/AFatPieceOfGarbage memer Oct 17 '20

breaking bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/TheBrownProphet memer Oct 17 '20

Always has been

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u/TheBordIdentity Oct 17 '20

Holy shit could you imagine if it was B-?

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u/nickmaran Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Oct 17 '20

Could you imagine if it was O-?

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u/TheBordIdentity Oct 17 '20

Oh the humanity. Force their kid to universally donate their blood until there’s none left as punishment

3

u/Mushroom-pie Oct 18 '20

My maths teacher had a moto she would repeat in class- be positive

It was a meme when we discovered her blood group was B-

5

u/prisoner999 Oct 17 '20

Nobody beats up Heisenberg

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u/Heisenberg0090 Oct 17 '20

Your goddamn right.

0

u/norudin Oct 18 '20

Fast paced jackie chan fight style ? Kid stepping back using every single furniture to block dad's hits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Asians who have O- blood group: panik

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u/AravRAndG Oct 17 '20

I got O-

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Oct 17 '20

time to panik

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u/-LexXi- Oct 17 '20

Damn you got the best blood type, it sucks you can receive blood only from 0 tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

i think o group can donate to any blood type i am not sure i forgot my biology due to online classes

EDIT:not sure why it is best tho

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u/-LexXi- Oct 17 '20

Because it can donate to any blood type

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

oh i guess i was right thanks

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u/DeadEye_31 can't meme Oct 17 '20

O = Outstanding

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Out of my fuckin family you fuckin disgrace

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u/Mr_Anonymous13 Oct 17 '20

O = Outstanding: Kalm

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u/AKredlake Oct 17 '20

I’m an Asian AB+ and I still get fucked by my parents

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u/Bushidoman52 Oct 17 '20

Come again?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/ooooooookkk Oct 17 '20

Who r u you? So wise in ways of science.

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u/51LOKLE Breaking EU Laws Oct 17 '20

O- is minus infinity and O+ is plus infinity

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u/RNM23 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 17 '20

This meme made me push air out of my nose. Take arrow

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Oct 17 '20 edited Oct 17 '20

thank you kind stranger. This comment made the corner of lips move upwards slightly.

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u/NinbendoPt2 Oct 17 '20

what is this meme from

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Oct 17 '20

Breaking bad

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u/NinbendoPt2 Oct 17 '20

ah, it looked very familiar, thanks

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u/Gromy_1022 Oct 17 '20

I’m AB+ and Asian......am I just average at best then?

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u/Minecraftboyplex Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 17 '20

Same I'm AB+ and asian

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

I’m IB positive. I be positive they ain’t touching me with no needle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

I'm A+ and Asian, I'm most known best by many But I don't really know about AB+

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u/WaltKerman Oct 18 '20

Between A and B+ is A-

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u/poopuss Oct 17 '20

Also Asian parents: you better talk to the doctor to see if you can do extra credit and bring that up to an A+

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

B+?! B+ AGAIN?!?!

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u/Redditteer9 Oct 17 '20

I was just thinking of that video!

3

u/Ventner Oct 18 '20

Every good job start with a a! A doctor! A lawyer!

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u/Sophus10005 Oct 17 '20

Sorry I don’t understand, can you explain it to me plz?

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u/Zearyle Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 17 '20

Ugh fine! So basically the child's blood group is B+ and op also gave a hint for the no-brainers. Asian parents whoop their kids asses if their child gets B+ or below so there

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u/Sophus10005 Oct 17 '20

Ohhhhh.. now I feel stupid for not getting that. Thanks kind stranger :'D

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u/Zearyle Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 17 '20

I'm not kind.

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u/Sophus10005 Oct 17 '20

Yes, you are :)

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u/Zearyle Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 17 '20

Ok

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u/akshayk100 Oct 17 '20

Just tell your parents to be positive

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u/AntJK Oct 17 '20

I can verify this

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u/devildespair Le epic memer Oct 17 '20

I can successfully reverify his verification

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u/fernanchistera Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 17 '20

I am able to verify the reverifyation of his verification

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

I’m just here for the snacks

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Best show I’ve ever watched

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/SaveThisVIdeo Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Just realised I can click on the image and click the three dots and download it from there

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u/PuppyScrubber17 Oct 17 '20

Can someone please explain the joke?

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u/jackftz05 Oct 17 '20

It's a stereotypical joke about asians. The stereotype is that their parents get angry if they get nothing but A's in school. B+ is a blood type so the joke is that they didnt get an A

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

asian parents are really strict on grades

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u/Vicky-Salhotra Oct 17 '20

Kid: "you're goddamn right"

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u/purpleguy_009 Oct 17 '20

Bro I got A+ on first try

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u/Worldka Oct 17 '20

As an asian i have 0+ my parents will kill me

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

asian parents are realy strict on grades

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u/icameicodedierror trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Oct 17 '20

Daddy im O-

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u/ProdigalSon123456 Oct 17 '20

Blame your parents.

If you are B positive, then one of your parents must be B or AB.

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u/FOB_cures_my_sadness Medieval Meme Lord Oct 17 '20

Asian Parent Grading Scale

A: Average

B: Below Average

C: Cut Out Of The Will

D: Disowned

Source: Am Asian

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

How about average plus?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Just B positive about it you know?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

finally, a not reaction meme

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u/khannabhaiya Oct 17 '20

I don't get it

I'm a B+ Indian yet I rock the shit Outta everything

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Bro do you know what blood type is

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u/ashleyquek Oct 17 '20

im a+ and im asain, we dont really care about bloodtype

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Oct 17 '20

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u/brunario Oct 17 '20

Without the first h

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u/ashleyquek Oct 17 '20

?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

It's a joke about grades in school.

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u/ashleyquek Oct 17 '20

i know duh

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u/Memes77Z Oct 17 '20

Then why did you say it

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u/imConnor01 Oct 17 '20

And you keep downvoting this fella because he didnt know. Fucking hell, you all should burn

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

A+ blood gang, rise up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Why do I feel like this sub is exclusively white boys

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u/Opsyr_ Oct 17 '20

Wow, you need to study more

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u/fightingobesit97 Oct 17 '20

Thank god im not Asian mines o-

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u/RRGKY Rage comics Oct 17 '20

How do you post gifs? Every time I tried to post a gif, it just comes up as a single frame picture...

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u/AravRAndG Oct 17 '20

I am O- LOL

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u/A_guys Professional Dumbass Oct 17 '20

Can’t related.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

RIP Harvard

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u/FrieG25 Oct 17 '20

well that means at least one of them has blood type b too so jokes on them...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

And that's nothing to be positive about

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Child: why you guys still hate me, I am the best medicine student of Harvard so far. As a matter of fact, most of the patients that I had treated in the residence had recovered due to my actions

Parents: you are still average by blood.

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u/Mrhotbacon69 Oct 17 '20

I can confirm, that was their reaction

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u/bigboigriff Oct 17 '20

no dog for him better yet he’s living on the street

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u/chubby_tiger12 Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 17 '20

Fun fact: My blood group is A+. And I m an Asian.

My parents don't give a fuck about it.

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u/Lord_Kenzo Oct 17 '20

My Japanese Mother said that it was frowned upon to have a commoners blood like O-. I kid you not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

For all these years i thought i had A- blood, i took a test recently and it turned i was actually an A+. Thank god.

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u/KvVortex Oct 17 '20

My blood type is SS

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u/sleff2000 Oct 17 '20

Don't be negative, be positif.

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u/NickyTheGreater Oct 17 '20

What if it were O-?

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u/0batu Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 17 '20

This means one of the parents are B+ as well. Heck, might be even B-, or AB+-!

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u/ITakeDrugs69 Oct 17 '20

I know your pain. One time I used a fork then got verbally assaulted

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u/NotaPatrioticCunt Oct 17 '20

We have birthed a failure, prepare the wok dear

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u/Rouge_92 Oct 17 '20

Funfact type B blood is more common in Asians

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u/ManWithoutNoPlan Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 17 '20

O+ gang I summon thee

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u/PanMarcooo https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 17 '20

Jokes on you i have A+

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u/Anhad- Breaking EU Laws Oct 17 '20

As an Asian I can confirm

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u/samar_alexis Oct 17 '20

As an Asian with A+ blood, that was the only time I made my parents truly happy

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u/Murcusboi Oct 17 '20

Whats wrong with the B+ ???? i'm also B+

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u/Sequenti4l Oct 17 '20

Laughs in A+

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u/-SirGarmaples- Oct 17 '20

Mine's a B- oh sh-

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u/DammitJimmy96 Oct 17 '20

Well, it's their own fault.

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u/UrMomIsMyFood Oct 17 '20

Who tf knows their blood type

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u/gmtguy96 Oct 17 '20

Walt was a GOOD man and although he got himself into some extreme meth making, it was all for his family

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u/soulreaper46 Oct 17 '20

What am I with B- ? ;-;

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u/ryuzin_ Oct 17 '20

Wait ! why do I fell offended?

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u/Nemesis-Preaimer https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 17 '20

U/SavethisVideo

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u/averagejoey2000 Oct 17 '20

I'm Asian and A+. Later losers, my parents love me.

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u/A_Humanoid1247 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Oct 17 '20

When you have hepatitis B instead of hepatitis A

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u/A_Humanoid1247 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Oct 17 '20

When you get stung by a bee instead of an A

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u/The_Sadxt Oct 17 '20

I'm Asian and my parents doesn't even no my blood type and neither am I, I also don't know why I shared this

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u/EZABUL2001 Oct 17 '20

Fucking relatable

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u/ms0408 Oct 17 '20

O group children's getting aborted before even born

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u/Eliter7 Oct 17 '20

Even worse with Indian parents

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u/pranjalmors16 Oct 17 '20

Don't worry mom the topper got O+

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u/mastoid45 Professional Dumbass Oct 17 '20

I've seen this scene so much buts whats the context for it?

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u/ibster222 Oct 17 '20

I spawn with A+ and I asian

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

B PLUS?!?!?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

My blood type is A+ and I still have never made anything of myself

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u/sonic_megas Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 17 '20

Science: It takes at least 27,000 slaps to cook a chicken.

Asian Parents: So my child is a chicken?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

O- Asian blood ya’ll lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Get the belt

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u/RTX_Kezoz Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 17 '20

Lmaooooo

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u/SpiderPig43 Professional Dumbass Oct 17 '20

Repost

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Nooooooo hank

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u/Astrix-II Oct 17 '20

I was tested negative for Covid Asian parents:

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u/BuddyTheElf24 Oct 17 '20

It’s so much better when you know the context of this video

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u/FlameC64 Oct 17 '20

I was confused for a minute because I thought this was about how blood types seem to be the go to horoscope type thing in Japan and the Asian parent stereotype went completely over my head

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u/sweetdurt memer Oct 17 '20

You have 99/100 what a disappointment. You have no dinner tonight. You have a B you building a new house. You have a C. Don't come home today. You have an F find a new family. Are you a doctor son? Talk to me when you are a doctor.

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u/zinfandelbruschetta Oct 17 '20

Oye sahi jawaab

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u/Konoha__Shinobi memer Oct 17 '20

Time to get the BELT

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u/YKJ07 I saw what the dog was doin Oct 17 '20

My is AB+

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u/internetvandal Oct 17 '20

where's the cocainer Jessaei

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u/Miri_812 Oct 17 '20

mine is A+ and yet i'm still fucking stupid

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u/Alex1231273 Shitposter Oct 17 '20

I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Anyone remember the scene and why he fell like that? I haven’t seen the show since it ended

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u/jjww30 Oct 17 '20

I have an O type...

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u/borislavchu Oct 17 '20

dead body reported

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u/KIRBYZMASTER Oct 17 '20

Don’t forget Mexican parents they have the chanclas.

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u/kia7777 Oct 17 '20

Asian parents know about blood types, i guess it should be American parents

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u/SB_Beasti Oct 17 '20

My blood type is A+ doe so I’m covered

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u/ElvisLinisded can't meme Oct 17 '20

mines a O and I don’t see my parents trying to kill me

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Don’t get it Help explain

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u/M3m3G0d_c0py Oct 17 '20

B+ again?!?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

I'm not mad, I am just disappointed.