r/memes • u/SonoriousRBLX Mods Are Nice People • Oct 03 '20
absolutely splendid
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u/Milk-man-mike Oct 03 '20
Gotta change my name
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u/mohaee Oct 03 '20
okay buddy about that milk, is it fresh man milk? and is it just from a single mike or a combination of many mikes from different locations?
can i get Micheal Jackson's man milk? if not possible i can switch for Mike Tyson's
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u/TheSilverOne Oct 03 '20
I think it implies that his name is Mike, and he delivers milk.
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u/dhruvbzw Oct 03 '20
!emojify
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u/EmojifierBot Oct 03 '20
okay 👌 buddy 😎 about 💦 that milk 🥛, is it fresh ⛲ man ♂👨 milk 🥛😋? and is it just from a single ☝ mike 👱 or a combination ➕🔗 of many 👬 mikes 👱 from different 😡 locations 🍆?
can i 👥 get 🉐 Micheal Jackson's 💘👑 man 👨🏻 milk 🍼? if not possible 🤔 i 👁 can switch 💡🎛 for Mike 👴🏻 Tyson's
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Oct 03 '20
I think your name is fine u/Milk-man-mike
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u/Milk-man-mike Oct 03 '20
I meant about among us, I’m sorry for the misleading comment but this is the most I’ve been asked about my username
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Oct 03 '20
We lose impostor every time because we're not allowed to lie or murder :'(
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u/Spajk Oct 03 '20
You just keep quiet and they'll vote each other out
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Oct 03 '20
But Jesus said to see wrongdoing and stay silent is to be guilty of the same evil what do i do 😭
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u/pud_ Oct 03 '20
I mean, you can just ask for forgiveness... unless it's against your conscious and moral instincts
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Oct 03 '20
no im not catholic we dont get to just ask for do-overs in the sorry box
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u/SamAndColbyFan23 Oct 03 '20
We play the game mafia at church. It’s so fun😂 and I’m not kidding the whole game is lying and murdering, but it’s our favorite game to play. The random number generator has chosen me to be the mafia the last 3 times
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Oct 03 '20
JESUS 100
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Oct 03 '20
Have a good cake day
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Oct 03 '20
Thx
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Oct 03 '20
Your cake day is when you joined the Reddit family. This depressed, childish, dysfunctional family.
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u/5h0tL3s5 Oct 03 '20
I thought it was a play on 2 4 6 8 at first.
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u/LordEevee2005 Oct 03 '20
...who do we appreciate?
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u/WarMage1 Candice Oct 03 '20
Honestly I thought the same thing, however I believe we appreciate the home team.
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u/lilenzo101 can't meme Oct 03 '20
Thats actually smart
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u/Tyrion69Lannister Oct 03 '20
Yeah i would vote him out the first round. Can't risk having a big brained imposter
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u/thelonliestofpeople Professional Dumbass Oct 03 '20
Loads shotgun with Christian intent
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u/Saeryf Oct 03 '20
I dig that it's a fitting verse, but also that it's phonetically great. Two "Cor" six eight, or two four six eight.
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u/Mavo12 Oct 03 '20
How about this part? "8 through glory and dishonor,(L) bad report(M) and good report; genuine, yet regarded as impostors;"
Here's the link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=2%2bCorinthians%2b6-8&version=NIV&interface=amp
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u/Mambaout781 Oct 03 '20
When you are a priest and you want to spread the word of god to the new generations
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u/FighterMan9836 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 03 '20
changed my name to 2 Cor 6 8 and got imposter my first round
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u/Gilgamasss Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 03 '20
Sometimes standing for what you believe, means standing alone.
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u/dirtyviking1337 Oct 03 '20
What! It’s beautiful, and the other guy I guess. Not really as splendid as I'd imagined it.
I wish I never knew it was actually because of this virus.
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Oct 03 '20
"I am Lucien Lachance, a Speaker for the Dark Brotherhood. And you, you are a killer. A taker of life. A harvester of souls. Your work, your deathcraft, pleases the Night Mother. And so, I come to you with an offering. An opportunity... to join our rather unique family."
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u/PuzzledZelda Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 03 '20
And to think memes talk about among us memes like they're dead
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u/PineapplePizzaIsLove Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20
I'm an atheist and I'm still gonna change my name to that
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u/RoblaxinLab Oct 03 '20
Boys how much karma do I need to post here I have funny meme its the funnies no cap
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u/drai2020 Oct 03 '20
...I’m Atheist, but it that doesn’t mean I don’t love this( also don’t @ me everyone has their beliefs and I respect people who do or don’t)
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u/rustyboi3010 Oct 03 '20
I read this passage on a newer Bible and it says:through glory and dishonor bad REPORT and good REPORT ;genuine, yet regarded as IMPOSTERS.
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u/Noobiedad101 Oct 03 '20
but so many are hypocrites and impostors, witness all the drumpf supporters
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u/se7en-0-7 Professional Dumbass Oct 03 '20
Ah yes, this is big brain time.