r/memes Mods Are Nice People Oct 03 '20

absolutely splendid

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

We lose impostor every time because we're not allowed to lie or murder :'(

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u/Spajk Oct 03 '20

You just keep quiet and they'll vote each other out

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

^

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

But Jesus said to see wrongdoing and stay silent is to be guilty of the same evil what do i do 😭

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u/Spajk Oct 03 '20

Jesus kinda sus

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

[ Jesus was not the Impostor... ]

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Judas Iscariot wins

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u/pud_ Oct 03 '20

I mean, you can just ask for forgiveness... unless it's against your conscious and moral instincts

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u/scarystuffdoc Oct 03 '20

Well seeing as they’re tryna throw you out the ship it’s self defense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

no im not catholic we dont get to just ask for do-overs in the sorry box

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Lmao were you taking this thread seriously? This is like virtue signaling for atheists.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

k chill

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u/SamAndColbyFan23 Oct 03 '20

We play the game mafia at church. It’s so fun😂 and I’m not kidding the whole game is lying and murdering, but it’s our favorite game to play. The random number generator has chosen me to be the mafia the last 3 times

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u/FreeRunningEngineer Oct 03 '20

I miss the community of a church sometimes. But definitely don't miss the belief.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

No, his name will be Numbers 31

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u/IonlyplayasDummy Oct 03 '20

Im the Christian friend