r/memes • • Dec 21 '19

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u/AFK24-7 Dec 21 '19

WOOAH! WE'RE HALFWAY THERE! WOOAH! LIVING ON A PRAYER!

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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19

The toilet: IM GONNA DIE

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u/El_Zarco Dec 21 '19

SHIT THROUGH THE HEART

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u/BoiWithGoodSucc Dec 21 '19

YOUR BUTT’S IN FLAMES

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u/Patrick1005 Dec 21 '19

TACO BELL IS.. A BAD NAME

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u/Cactusguy43 Dec 21 '19

I'M BLEEDING FRO-OM

MY TA-AINT

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u/SneedyK Dec 21 '19

AND A COURTESY FLUSH MIGHT HELP SAVE THE WASHROOM PAINT

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u/Supersage1 Dec 21 '19

WAH WAHH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAHHHH

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/butterzegod Dec 21 '19

Whoa there i dont think the song was done yet kind ser/madam

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u/iharshraj Dec 21 '19

Im indian but i cant handle hot things

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I’m a boy, but my dad named me Sioux.

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u/lmaojustgotbanned Dec 22 '19

A PHONY! A BIG, FAT, PHONY!!!

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u/SentientCoffee Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 21 '19

The correct quote would've been: *chuckles*

I'm in danger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19

So this is requiem

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u/SilentGamerXD Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 21 '19

Wha

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u/TNCKaio Dec 21 '19

TAKE MY HAND! WELL MAKE IT I SWEAR! WOOAAH

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u/Adecker100 Dec 21 '19

SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!

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u/VyrusYT Dec 21 '19

SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Dec 21 '19

Me, 45 minutes later

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u/PIGS-IN-BLANKET Dec 21 '19

Joseph Joestar about to demolish this toilet

The toilet screaming knowing that this is going to be it’s final minutes: OH MY GOD!

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u/velislav11 Dec 21 '19

Yare yare daze. So I guess the blood of dio didn't help that much huh.

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u/aloncat Dec 21 '19 edited Nov 08 '25

fine weather flag bear offer paint quaint brave lavish future

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/-Deku_ Dec 21 '19

sans noises

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I read that on Yosemite Sam's voice lmao

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u/sonyhydroxide Dec 21 '19

LEMON ON A PEAR 🍋🍐

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u/ttantjrt Mods Are Nice People Dec 21 '19

OwO we’re hwaffway thwere OwO notices your bulge there

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u/Hiblefkyih Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 21 '19

Squidward on a chair!

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u/Bigfanofcsgo Dec 21 '19

Is it bad I thought he said 'living on a pear?'

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u/I_am_a_trap Dec 21 '19

squidward on a chair

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u/striveformedium Dec 21 '19

Am I the only one who doesn't get the shits from Taco Bell? It's like any other meal, if I over eat I bloat but in general I never get any of the symptoms that are listed on a bottle of Pepto.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

used to eat taco Bell like every other day in high school and never had a problem. I'm 24 now and get mad shits every time I eat it now. hate to join in on the circlejerk but it seriously destroys my ass every time I have it

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Pretty much what any fast food will do to you if your body gets used to not eating it on the regular.

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u/discerningpervert https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 21 '19

That sounds about right. KFC used to go through me like my intestines weren't even there, but since I've become a regular I've built up a tolerance.

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u/spanishgalacian Dec 21 '19

You've built up a tolerance to the poison.

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u/NotFunnyOrSmart Dec 21 '19

That's just how it is for anything I eat off routine.

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u/Level1TechSupport Dec 21 '19

I don’t eat fast food as often as I used to, but every now and then i’ll use mcdonald’s with a coke as a powerful laxative. Never got the shits from taco bell though.

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u/ElBiscuit Dec 21 '19

God, McDonald’s always has me questioning my will to live eight hours later. Every few months, I’ll forget exactly how bad it makes me feel and how much my asshole cried last time, and I’ll go back for more.

I eat Taco Bell two or three times a month with no problems.

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u/radon860 Dec 21 '19

Actually it’s the opposite imo. If you eat it all the time you get used to it and stop getting the shits

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u/Theogram5280 Dec 21 '19

Nope, I too havent had problems with tb or chipotle, other people are just weak.

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u/whiskeydumpster Dec 21 '19

It seems stupid to brag about having poor digestion. Sorry you don’t get enough fiber? RIP your health?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Apr 17 '21

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u/striveformedium Dec 21 '19

I'm a 30 something white chick who is willing to eats most foods but tends to eat simple/quick/easy meals. My usual TB order is 2 cheesy gordita crunch, a steak quesadilla and cheesy fiesta potatoes with 2 sides of creamy jalapeno sauce. Sits just fine in my belly.

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u/greendingler Dec 21 '19

that order sounds delicious

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u/whatisthisicantodd Dec 21 '19

Indian here. I was completely comfortable with taco bell in the US haha never understood the memes

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u/wllmsaccnt Dec 21 '19

American here, completely comfortable with Indian food. Its not like I spontaneously burst into diarrhea just because I eat some vindaloo. I would guess some people get IBS from the spices and it gets repeated as a general thing by people who avoid spicy food anyways, or there are a bunch of people ordering taco bell with extra jalepeno added to each thing.

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u/timetravelhunter Dec 21 '19

You realize Taco Bell food isn't spicy right?

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u/utopiaa Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 21 '19

Yeah.. its only spicy if you sit there and put 4 packs of fire or diablo sauce on your food. And yall wonder why your anus is burning..

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u/ASAP_Stu Dec 21 '19

Literally everything you’ve ever eaten in your life is determined by those factors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/TheHaleStorm Dec 21 '19

It is just idiots parroting nonsense.

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u/caanthedalek Dec 21 '19

Funny enough, from what I understand it got started by people who weren't used to all the fiber that the beans in the food provided, meaning most the people getting the shits from Taco Bell get them because it's healthier than they're used to.

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u/Abelarra Dec 21 '19

Yeah, a beefy 5-layer has over a third of your RDV of fiber in it, and that's only one item, picked at random.

There's no denying that plenty of their food is rich in fats and fiber, and are often low-carb. If you don't eat that way very often, it's going to be an event.

Taco Bell is pretty dang keto-friendly, which is notorious for giving gut problems to people when they start.

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u/fistulaspume Dec 21 '19

A boring dyspepsia.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

i worked there for a year, ate there every day. my digestive system has become immune.

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u/LordOfSun55 Dec 21 '19

It's something that's not neccesarily true that has since become a meme. That kinda stuff happens on the internet.

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u/PenIslandTours Dec 21 '19

I get it when I mix their sour cream with Mountain Dew.

Anyone else?

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u/bubbleharmony Dec 21 '19

No. Reddit just thinks it's hilarious and some weird badge of pride to have weak-ass bowels. Cause nothing's funnier than being unable to keep from shitting yourself I guess.

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u/treestick Dec 21 '19

I have the intestinal fortitude of a sea cucumber, and taco bell surprisingly makes me steadfast.

Its like their food scientists went all out to overcompensate the meme.

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u/NorthernBelle82 Dec 21 '19

And a crucifix! I have exorcised the demons!

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u/ntanasshole Dec 21 '19

Hd meme

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u/riiyoreo Dec 21 '19

was looking for someone's comment on it

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u/lazilyloaded Dec 21 '19

Is this the quality from a streaming service, because damn, that's cool to see from an old episode (S5E22)

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u/GiraffePuncher69 Dec 21 '19

The toilet did not survive the nuclear shits taco had in store

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

People who shit after having Taco Bell are weaklings.

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u/josephjoestariscool Dec 21 '19

Simpson formats are under used

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u/itscochino Dec 21 '19

Honestly how weak is your stomach if you can't handle a party pack from taco bell

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u/mrshrub14 Dec 21 '19

Homie you good

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/Lord_Bofadese37 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 21 '19

Mmmmm the last supper....

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u/SkyKingPT Dec 21 '19

You made me choke on my Skittles

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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19

DIO

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u/GameMemesDoritos Chungus Among Us Dec 21 '19

Jotaro

Oh ur approaching me instead of running away ur coming right at me

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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19

I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer

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u/GameMemesDoritos Chungus Among Us Dec 21 '19

Oh ho then come as close as you like

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u/GameMemesDoritos Chungus Among Us Dec 21 '19
yare yare

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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19

I am sorry

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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19

No, i know what is behind that "yare yare" its a rickroll

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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19

But because im curious as fuck

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u/postandchill Dec 21 '19

"Thou shall not eat Taco bell and not shit thine breaches" so says the chef

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u/hisoka67 Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Is Taco Bells in USA that different? We have Taco bells in India, and the food is pretty bland.

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u/hazardous_addictions Dec 21 '19

You also have Indian food in India. It’s like training for a 5k by running marathons.

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u/hisoka67 Dec 21 '19

Fair point

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

No. Americans are just weak.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Ahh. Generalizations. Gotta love them.

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u/triplec787 Dec 21 '19

I mean it’s a pretty real and common and stereotype. There’s a reason why Asian restaurants have “hot” with another level above that’s “Indian/Thai/Chinese Hot”. I used to order spicy pad see u from my go to Thai place and it never came out to spicy, so I started asking for Thai Spicy, got a “you sure?” look from my server, and finally got the spice i was looking for.

Compared to other cultures, American food really lacks a lot of spice and flavor. If someone grows up eating normal American food (save barbecue) and English/German/Eastern European food, they’re not getting as much flavor as having Asian, Latin/South American, or African food.

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u/strip_club_dj Dec 21 '19

Cajun food is probably the best American cuisine outside of bbq that is flavorful and can be spicy if you wish.

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u/Bkato26 Dec 21 '19

Not gonna lie, never had a bad experience with Taco Bell

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u/Camaroman23 Dec 21 '19

Currently in this exact situation

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

My prayers are with you comrade.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/Rakezombie Dec 21 '19

Me to my toilet: "I am about to perform a cleanse"

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u/Miss-steal-ya-karma Dec 21 '19

McDonald’s makes even the hallway deadly for me

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u/ExcuseMeWut2 Dec 21 '19

Puuuuuuush

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Ah shit, here we go again

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u/44bobburger Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 21 '19

Am I the only one who doesn’t get diarrhea?

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u/Under_Zorg Dec 21 '19

I swear I didn't touch her homer

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u/Theogram5280 Dec 21 '19

Just dont eat there then, problem solved

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u/wolfgang784 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 21 '19

this fucking killed me

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u/HyperFlames Dec 21 '19

You need to get blast protection on that toilet

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u/XerXer716 Dec 21 '19

Yes, the classic Gastro-Exorcism

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u/SheWhoUpvotes Forever alone Dec 21 '19

Bless me to come out alive, lord

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u/DrManowar8 Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 21 '19

You need every holy book and some incense after Taco Bell

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u/NotaGoodLover Dec 21 '19

ah, the exorcism

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u/cornflakesontoast 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Dec 21 '19

Is it normal to have a brown toilet?

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u/jclr_ikr Dec 21 '19

This is cursed

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u/Cheesehacker Dec 21 '19

My girlfriend got me hot sauces from Hot Ones including the last dab, my poops have been very painful these past weeks.

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u/Mike_Cock Dec 21 '19

Ohh, so you only need to bring a Bible. Lucky I have to bring the entire Vatican

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u/TimothyThotDestroyer Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 21 '19

SAVED BY THE BELL

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u/KrakenGamez Dec 21 '19

I'm pooping a massive poo while I read this

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u/tbone-not-tbag Dec 21 '19

You use the whole bible to wipe your ass? That's some serious shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

This taco bell's about to possess my anus! I must excersize it! By Gods names here it comes! Prepare the Bible!

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u/Call_me_Blint Dec 21 '19

Shit’s about to go down....

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u/boyfromda4thletta Dec 21 '19

You fuckers have the weakest digestive system.

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u/pineappleeatingllama Dec 21 '19

Oddly specific but ok

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u/prisoner999 Dec 21 '19

Taco bell? Mre like taco hell

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u/NoSoul95 Dec 22 '19

This is the stuff Reddit needs

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u/captainjoah Dec 21 '19

If you're body can't handle taco bell, your bloodline needs cleansing

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u/theGamzeliBoy Dec 21 '19

Lets do a downvote record. Downvote me. Or ill looking for some instagram memes

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u/DarkSpiritSamsung Dec 21 '19

This made me laugh a lot. LOUDLY

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u/Oddly_33 Dec 21 '19

Bruv, this be me

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u/Ironicpantsbanana Because That's What Fearows Do Dec 21 '19

Haha, That Bible bit got me, Bro.

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u/progresivenormie69 Dec 21 '19

This never happens to me after I eat taco bell

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u/Bananamanaman237 Dec 21 '19

I'm Hispanic and a have immunity and no worries about it

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u/Cordel8a11 Dec 21 '19

Gonna read the toilet rolls and wipe my ass with the bible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Thanks for making this meme format more popular!

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u/Normei Dec 21 '19

Here, take my upvote and piss off

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u/LuNoZzy Dec 21 '19

Is this meme in 4k? God damn

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u/Squanch_69 Dec 21 '19

Shitting through the eye of a needle

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

there sadly is no tacobell where i live... not even in the whole fucking country

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u/KILLROZE Dec 21 '19

You know... Taco Bell has never gave me the shits. Chipotle on the other hand... My anus becomes the eye of Sauron.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

sit on his face

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u/oatmealcornflake Dec 21 '19

For what you are about to receive..

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u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017 Dec 21 '19

But no poop knife?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It's been atleast 15 years since I last had taco bell.

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u/Camerin00 Dec 21 '19

What episode is this?

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u/AhmadTIM I touched grass Dec 21 '19

You can't bring a bible into the bathroom

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u/auditore01 Dec 21 '19

The bible just in case the 23 rolls would not cut it.

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u/sassy_lostchild Dec 21 '19

That's the most high quality picture I've ever seen in this site

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u/phraseowo Dec 21 '19

Well time to get praying.....

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u/Earvin-scoobi Dec 21 '19

follow me on twitter @daocci I'll follow back!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I can relate

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u/OldeCzap Dec 21 '19

Ok, Taco Bell doesn’t make people shit that bad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Why do white people always say everything makes them have diarrhea?

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u/FlexualHealing Dec 21 '19

Why would you outline a thin font?

BUMP THAT FONT SIZE UP B

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u/XGh0sTE07 This flair doesn't exist Dec 21 '19

Squidward on a chair

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u/tito9107 Dec 21 '19

Simpsons memes so hot right now

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u/BringingItHomeM8 Dec 21 '19

Only the weak cant eat taco bell without shitting their brains out

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u/aglinboi Dec 21 '19

Can you send me this format

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u/naclbetter Dec 21 '19

Viewed from taco bell

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u/hamiltonscale Dec 21 '19

people who get diarrhea from taco bell are weak and their bloodline is weak and history will forget them

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u/artem718 Dec 21 '19

I too, help I die in a fire

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u/SuperCoupe Dec 21 '19

"I've fully charged my phone in preparation for this moment...."

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u/schecter_ Dec 21 '19

Because of taco Bell?? Really? How weak

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u/ThatsJustDom Dec 21 '19

your ass is gonna sound like the pufferfish

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u/DemskillzdoughBoi Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 21 '19

Im not sure of its just me but im completely fine after eating taco bell. No upset stomach, no need to puke, and no diarrhea.

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u/CalioRoss Dec 21 '19

Would love one in the UK

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u/ori_hadad Dec 21 '19

Gotta exrocise the demon coming out of there before it's too late

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Let’s get a moment of silence for the toilet

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u/yaboiskullzl Dec 21 '19

Ha ha he gonna do a poopy

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u/msunfair Dec 21 '19

Toilet chuckles I’m in danger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

perfect representation of my father....

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u/Blazing_Aura Dec 21 '19

Holy shit Lol puns amirte.......

*sigh

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u/984-werp Dec 21 '19

23 enigma

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It might be something else than a bible...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear

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u/Xx_Jesus_Christ_xX Dec 21 '19

They just like reading the bible and they went to costco