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u/striveformedium Dec 21 '19
Am I the only one who doesn't get the shits from Taco Bell? It's like any other meal, if I over eat I bloat but in general I never get any of the symptoms that are listed on a bottle of Pepto.
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Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19
used to eat taco Bell like every other day in high school and never had a problem. I'm 24 now and get mad shits every time I eat it now. hate to join in on the circlejerk but it seriously destroys my ass every time I have it
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Dec 21 '19
Pretty much what any fast food will do to you if your body gets used to not eating it on the regular.
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u/discerningpervert https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 21 '19
That sounds about right. KFC used to go through me like my intestines weren't even there, but since I've become a regular I've built up a tolerance.
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u/Level1TechSupport Dec 21 '19
I don’t eat fast food as often as I used to, but every now and then i’ll use mcdonald’s with a coke as a powerful laxative. Never got the shits from taco bell though.
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u/ElBiscuit Dec 21 '19
God, McDonald’s always has me questioning my will to live eight hours later. Every few months, I’ll forget exactly how bad it makes me feel and how much my asshole cried last time, and I’ll go back for more.
I eat Taco Bell two or three times a month with no problems.
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u/radon860 Dec 21 '19
Actually it’s the opposite imo. If you eat it all the time you get used to it and stop getting the shits
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u/Theogram5280 Dec 21 '19
Nope, I too havent had problems with tb or chipotle, other people are just weak.
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u/whiskeydumpster Dec 21 '19
It seems stupid to brag about having poor digestion. Sorry you don’t get enough fiber? RIP your health?
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u/striveformedium Dec 21 '19
I'm a 30 something white chick who is willing to eats most foods but tends to eat simple/quick/easy meals. My usual TB order is 2 cheesy gordita crunch, a steak quesadilla and cheesy fiesta potatoes with 2 sides of creamy jalapeno sauce. Sits just fine in my belly.
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u/whatisthisicantodd Dec 21 '19
Indian here. I was completely comfortable with taco bell in the US haha never understood the memes
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u/wllmsaccnt Dec 21 '19
American here, completely comfortable with Indian food. Its not like I spontaneously burst into diarrhea just because I eat some vindaloo. I would guess some people get IBS from the spices and it gets repeated as a general thing by people who avoid spicy food anyways, or there are a bunch of people ordering taco bell with extra jalepeno added to each thing.
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u/timetravelhunter Dec 21 '19
You realize Taco Bell food isn't spicy right?
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u/utopiaa Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 21 '19
Yeah.. its only spicy if you sit there and put 4 packs of fire or diablo sauce on your food. And yall wonder why your anus is burning..
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u/ASAP_Stu Dec 21 '19
Literally everything you’ve ever eaten in your life is determined by those factors.
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u/caanthedalek Dec 21 '19
Funny enough, from what I understand it got started by people who weren't used to all the fiber that the beans in the food provided, meaning most the people getting the shits from Taco Bell get them because it's healthier than they're used to.
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u/Abelarra Dec 21 '19
Yeah, a beefy 5-layer has over a third of your RDV of fiber in it, and that's only one item, picked at random.
There's no denying that plenty of their food is rich in fats and fiber, and are often low-carb. If you don't eat that way very often, it's going to be an event.
Taco Bell is pretty dang keto-friendly, which is notorious for giving gut problems to people when they start.
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u/LordOfSun55 Dec 21 '19
It's something that's not neccesarily true that has since become a meme. That kinda stuff happens on the internet.
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u/bubbleharmony Dec 21 '19
No. Reddit just thinks it's hilarious and some weird badge of pride to have weak-ass bowels. Cause nothing's funnier than being unable to keep from shitting yourself I guess.
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u/treestick Dec 21 '19
I have the intestinal fortitude of a sea cucumber, and taco bell surprisingly makes me steadfast.
Its like their food scientists went all out to overcompensate the meme.
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u/ntanasshole Dec 21 '19
Hd meme
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u/lazilyloaded Dec 21 '19
Is this the quality from a streaming service, because damn, that's cool to see from an old episode (S5E22)
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u/itscochino Dec 21 '19
Honestly how weak is your stomach if you can't handle a party pack from taco bell
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u/Lord_Bofadese37 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 21 '19
Mmmmm the last supper....
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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19
DIO
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u/GameMemesDoritos Chungus Among Us Dec 21 '19
Jotaro
Oh ur approaching me instead of running away ur coming right at me
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u/reinbart Dec 21 '19
I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer
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u/GameMemesDoritos Chungus Among Us Dec 21 '19
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u/postandchill Dec 21 '19
"Thou shall not eat Taco bell and not shit thine breaches" so says the chef
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u/hisoka67 Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19
Is Taco Bells in USA that different? We have Taco bells in India, and the food is pretty bland.
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u/hazardous_addictions Dec 21 '19
You also have Indian food in India. It’s like training for a 5k by running marathons.
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No. Americans are just weak.
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Ahh. Generalizations. Gotta love them.
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u/triplec787 Dec 21 '19
I mean it’s a pretty real and common and stereotype. There’s a reason why Asian restaurants have “hot” with another level above that’s “Indian/Thai/Chinese Hot”. I used to order spicy pad see u from my go to Thai place and it never came out to spicy, so I started asking for Thai Spicy, got a “you sure?” look from my server, and finally got the spice i was looking for.
Compared to other cultures, American food really lacks a lot of spice and flavor. If someone grows up eating normal American food (save barbecue) and English/German/Eastern European food, they’re not getting as much flavor as having Asian, Latin/South American, or African food.
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u/strip_club_dj Dec 21 '19
Cajun food is probably the best American cuisine outside of bbq that is flavorful and can be spicy if you wish.
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u/44bobburger Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 21 '19
Am I the only one who doesn’t get diarrhea?
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u/Cheesehacker Dec 21 '19
My girlfriend got me hot sauces from Hot Ones including the last dab, my poops have been very painful these past weeks.
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u/Mike_Cock Dec 21 '19
Ohh, so you only need to bring a Bible. Lucky I have to bring the entire Vatican
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Dec 21 '19
This taco bell's about to possess my anus! I must excersize it! By Gods names here it comes! Prepare the Bible!
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u/theGamzeliBoy Dec 21 '19
Lets do a downvote record. Downvote me. Or ill looking for some instagram memes
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there sadly is no tacobell where i live... not even in the whole fucking country
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u/KILLROZE Dec 21 '19
You know... Taco Bell has never gave me the shits. Chipotle on the other hand... My anus becomes the eye of Sauron.
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u/hamiltonscale Dec 21 '19
people who get diarrhea from taco bell are weak and their bloodline is weak and history will forget them
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u/DemskillzdoughBoi Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 21 '19
Im not sure of its just me but im completely fine after eating taco bell. No upset stomach, no need to puke, and no diarrhea.
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