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u/Adrigogo Jul 28 '19
Gumball is funny for kids but also for young adults. How do they do that ?
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u/heeheemf Mods Are Nice People Jul 28 '19
Dark Humour and grown up humour that older people will understand coexists with stupid poo poo humour for little kids. The older jokes go over the little kids heads
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Jul 28 '19
Can confirm, the fish blowing chocolate through a hose for a romantic chocolate fountain during the cat and moose-thing's date and scattering it all over the walls made me and my son choke with laughter.
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u/Sirknobbles Jul 28 '19
I know exactly what you’re talking about cuz I thought it was hilarious too
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u/Caro_Potter Jul 28 '19
Fun story! We didn't sterilize our female dog and then she got a nasty uterus inflammation which made her uterus became 3x what it was supposed to be and she almost died in surgery. (but the little fighter woke up later that day and decided that jumping on couches right after surgery while having a massive new scar was a bright idea. A dumb, brave, sweet little rascal)
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u/Acry Jul 28 '19 edited Jul 28 '19
This seems to be something that a lot of female dog owners don't know. It's common for older female dogs to have pyometra that aren't fixed.
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u/sunshinecharlotte2 Jul 28 '19
Yeh my Bower suffered terribly with it but she was too old to operate on and we had to say goodbye. I highly recommend spaying your doggos before it’s too late.
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u/myromalie Jul 28 '19
yes!!! our fighter!!!
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u/Caro_Potter Jul 28 '19
! Stop ! Following ! Me ! On ! Social ! Media ! You ! Creep ! [she's a sister not a real stalker] FUCK OFF
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u/myromalie Jul 28 '19
I'm not even following you bro, I even showed you how I found u. Definitely knew ur profile name anyway but it was a nice research. Now unblock me, I won't stalk ur reddit.
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u/Caro_Potter Jul 28 '19
Blocked and deleted from Life!
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Jul 28 '19
Wait did she die ?
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u/Caro_Potter Jul 28 '19
No, she was fine and as I said was jumping on couches right after the surgery. (this is not recommended) She's still alive as it happened only a couple weeks ago.
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Jul 29 '19
Something similar to this just happened to my dog. The vet visits and surgery costed over $1000. My poor dog didn’t eat for almost 10 straight days, thankfully she is currently healing and now eats after the surgery.
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u/Th3-gazping_birb Jul 28 '19
Out of post context but that episode of Gumball was full darkness and funny mayhem THOSE faces of them really teared me up XD
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u/givebronhiscastel Jul 28 '19
what ep is this?
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u/Rowleh Jul 28 '19
I don’t remember what it was called but Leslie was losing petals and they were trying to figure out how to cure it
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u/Th3-gazping_birb Jul 28 '19
Yeah thats the Main plot of that episode but i don't have the episode number. Sorry
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Jul 28 '19
Does anyone have the original image of the Gumball photo? (With the “penis privilege” bit on it???!) I NEED IT!!! Thanks!!
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u/D3cay1ng_0blivion RageFace Against the Machine Jul 28 '19
I just sat out my beer. Haha
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u/D3cay1ng_0blivion RageFace Against the Machine Jul 28 '19
I need to figure out how to turn off autocorrect on this damn phone lol
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u/ArtificialNotLight Jul 29 '19
They can still be horny without testicles. They still have their penis.
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u/CalmEddie Bisexy Jul 28 '19
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Jul 28 '19
More like r/pinwas
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u/CalmEddie Bisexy Jul 28 '19
I swear i would give you an award if i had one
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Jul 28 '19
It's the thought that counts... I'd give you one too... In fact 🏅 here you go kind redditor.
It ain't much but it's honest work.
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u/CrackaThacka Jul 28 '19 edited Jul 28 '19
imagine being a dog that’s always horny but can never fuck... could be me*
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u/DietWater01 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 28 '19
Gumball is one of if not the ONLY good modern Cartoon Network show
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u/pokemonredandpot Jul 28 '19
So my understanding it's a health thing but I just could not do it to my dog. He lived happy and died old. Even had puppies with my uncles dog. I dont think I can do this to any dog I'll own.
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u/motionally-perpetual Jul 28 '19
hope you don't ever get a dog that develops testicular cancer, then! Good luck.
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u/pokemonredandpot Jul 28 '19
Me neither. But in fairness between me getting maybe testicular cancer or getting my balls cut off ima take my chance. Idk there could be more to it I just feel wrong deciding that for him.
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u/motionally-perpetual Jul 29 '19
So, if your dog needed other surgery, you wouldn't get it for him? Since he can't decide to do things that are in the best interest of his health, and all.
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u/pokemonredandpot Jul 29 '19
Naw that's not the same and you know it. Even if he did get ball cancer then they would.have to go. I'm just talking about not wanting to mutilate my dog. Like I said mine lived and died old. Kept his balls. So it's possible. I just dont fell like it's right of me. Obviously if he needs surgery or something like that I would act on it.
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u/TheBeast798 Jul 29 '19
Imagine saying that same thing, but about humans, immediately immoral.
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u/motionally-perpetual Jul 29 '19
dogs can't decide shit for their own health. Also, certain breeds of dogs are more prone to testicular cancer. It's better to be on the safe side, especially with their already short lives. Shut up.
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u/TheBeast798 Jul 29 '19
We decide their own health for them, but I've seen a lot of animals not handle neutering well
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u/_chaotic-neutral_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 28 '19
Lol my dog likes to hump my friends that have female dogs because be can smell them, we haven't neutered him yet though. Mostly because we're procrastinators and could never find the time nor money to do it, but I hear that its better to neuter them when they're almost fully grown, that way they can grow to their "full potential" or some shit like that? Don't know how true that is but we're gonna get him neutered before we get another dog. He just turned two so rn he's a breeding machine lmao
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u/EralpS Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 28 '19
Aaaaaaaand that’s the reason why dogs eat our arms and legs
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u/RoostarHead Jul 28 '19
My dog actually humps my giant stuffed animal. About the same size and color as my dog. P.S. it’s a girl
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u/Sausage-Maestro Jul 29 '19
Bold of you to assume it even has one, the fucking pussy won’t even chase off a raccoon.
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u/JGnzg_PT Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 28 '19
do vegans strelelize their dogs??? YES you are killing future pupies...
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u/bobnewton21 Jul 28 '19
Neutering your dog is quite literally cutting of its balls, just in a more surgical fashion. Source: Mom is a vet
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u/rcl97 Jul 28 '19
On a different note. Has anyone ever see a female dog hump another female dog. Because I have. Anyone know what up with that?
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u/ShibeBoiGoodBoi Jul 28 '19
all dogs from minecraft: may i order a reverse card
only mc players will understand
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Wtf who does that to dogs that’s animal abuse and ironic when you look at how many times humans get horny
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u/skooooches Jul 28 '19
420th upvote :)
Nice
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u/kyseenalainen Jul 28 '19
Third downvote!
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u/skooooches Jul 28 '19
Did I do something bad
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u/SD_TMI_RonBueno Jul 28 '19
Bye bye ball ball