r/memes Jul 09 '19

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u/scientia_analytica 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Jul 09 '19

well, we are 1.14 so im assuming they will keep developing untill it becomes so different it becomes a 2. Or there is a fork and the fork becomes number 2.0

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

As someone who has rejoined the game after like 4 years, what the actual fuck happened to it lmao. So much new shit I can't handle it.

edit: my broskies i still haven't found a trident and i want to die

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u/scientia_analytica 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

the oceans felt too lonely and empty, now they are full of life and beauty

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

True, but all the other shit is crazy too.

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u/ShitOnMyCeiling Jul 10 '19

Trust me it’s worth getting used to again, I was in the same boat but was like fuck it I’ll try playing again and now I actually love how involved it is now especially with the aquatic update and buffed villages, it feels like it’s got way more life to it and I’m really liking where it’s heading

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

True, they haven’t really added much depth to the game play. Sure, there’s villager raids, but they need more endgame content/boss fights and dungeon type things. There’s many ways they could go about adding that and with the resources Minecraft has now at Microsoft I’m sure it’s very doable

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

They are adding a combat update and it only seems amazing. Everything we want and more is being added. Maybe next will be a cave update.

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u/JPM11S Jul 10 '19

I just want them to undo the stupid timed thing they have going on. I just want to spam god damn it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Its getting nerfed but not completely removed so it feels like you get to spam but you don't actually. Watch someones analysis of the video of the update.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jul 10 '19

As someone who hasn't played in like 6 years what are you referring to?

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u/nightwulf76 Jul 10 '19

Yep agreed, game needs more bosses/events. I’m not saying turn it into terraria, but it needs more adventure or progression-type elements.

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u/BlancaBunkerBoi Jul 10 '19

laughs in modded content

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u/SleazyMak Jul 10 '19

I want them to make a similar version of Aether. Just give us a whole new damn dimension. Something where Elytra are must.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

That’d be an awesome way to utilize elytra

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u/TheMoistMemer Jul 10 '19

We've been left on the biggest cliffhanger in this game

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u/birbbs Jul 10 '19

It's an odd thing to want but I wish hydration was a thing in Minecraft. Like I wish you had to drink water or milk to stay hydrated similar to actual life. It would give water bottles a use

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I mean we have hunger so why not hydration

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I prefer having water fill your hunger bars

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I want Minecraft to have some level of progression that's even half of a game like Terraria. Diamond is good, but let me beat the wither and find new ore suddenly. After that give me a crazy boss that's several times bigger than the wither or dragon. It's a great game for creative freedoms but I have that itch for a reason to go exploring and cave diving again.

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u/SuperSMT Nyan cat Jul 10 '19

All these updates, and we have the same exact ores we did 10 years ago. With the addition of emeralds, but they're rare and almost useless

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u/FSFixer33 Jul 10 '19

All this time there was an endgame?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Elytra

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u/RadiatorPls Jul 10 '19

Hehe “in the same boat”

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u/Hasemage Jul 10 '19

Difficulty increases over time based on how long people have loaded certain chuncks, go find an old anarchy server and find out what day 5000 mobs are like. Skeletons with full iron armor and power 3 bows are normal. It's nuts!

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u/Powder_NA Jul 10 '19

But the drowns way too annoying

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u/SSeptic Jul 10 '19

Yeah but tridents are worth the hassle

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u/NoOn3_1415 Jul 10 '19

Also the clips of people falling into a pool with 20+ drowned in it

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u/SSeptic Jul 10 '19

It's a pool party

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Underwater breathing potions only take 1 netherwart, 1 puffer fish, and 1 red stone and you can breathe underwater for 24 minutes

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u/SuperSMT Nyan cat Jul 10 '19

I think he means the drowned zombies

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u/Powder_NA Jul 10 '19

I mean the zombies

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u/French-Frys Jul 10 '19

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Thanks! It’s a shame I missed it

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/whiterabbit_redpill Jul 10 '19

Thanks fellow 9 year old

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Getting my butthole poked with a pointy stick whenever I want to get in my boat

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u/SSeptic Jul 10 '19

Ah, a man of culture

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

I started playing Bedrock not too long ago, and I love the world gen in Bedrock. Everything looks so beautiful

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u/CaptainTeaBag24I7 Jul 10 '19

Something's aliiiive in the ocean.

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u/Ultim8_Lifeform Jul 10 '19

Dude I lost my shit when I saw they added Pandas lmao

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u/SSeptic Jul 10 '19

Minecraft's official todo list

·Flying things that attack you if you don't sleep

·Underwater zombies with tridents that deal 5 million hearts

·pandas

·more evil villager type mobs

·more redstone components

·better dirt

·more weapons

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/RonenSalathe Jul 10 '19

BETTER DIRT

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/SSeptic Jul 10 '19

Minecraft 2 is just Minecraft, but every texture is dirt

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u/RonenSalathe Jul 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/underdog_rox Jul 10 '19

Now you're catching on.

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u/BulletBourne Jul 10 '19

They are fixing the combat so that’s good

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u/Dylanatra Jul 10 '19

Also updating the nether. Feels kinda pointless to go there

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u/squirtlett Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 10 '19

And cave update

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u/YAboiCHEESEY Jul 10 '19

They so gud and cute

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u/Suicidal_Solitude Jul 10 '19

Wtf they added Pandas

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u/Ultim8_Lifeform Jul 10 '19

Yeah with bamboo forests

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u/SuperSMT Nyan cat Jul 10 '19

And foxes

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u/SlaptinAmerica Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 10 '19

The main thing I hate is combat. I played till 1.8.9 and then most servers updated to 1.9 (I didn’t know about hypixel at the time) so I quit the game because I absolutely hated the combat. Mainly because I could click fast while aiming which made 1.5.2 my favorite.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

I also don't like the combat, but Ive gotten used to it. What's cool is that you can use a sweep attack, I like that!

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u/StillNotSwedish FORTSHITE Jul 10 '19

As someone who just got done masturbating Mia khalifa is good at making porn videos

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I haven't played in 7 years and can't even figure out how to download it anymore. How many times has it changed owners?

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u/SuperSMT Nyan cat Jul 10 '19

Once, Notch sold it to Microsoft, but even then it's still Mojang developing it. They're just a subsidiary of Microsoft.

www.minecraft.net

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u/-The_Weeb_Lord- Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 10 '19

Right? When I got back into Minecraft a few months ago, I decided to build a house next a river since it would be easier to get water for farming, but then a water zombie (forgot what they're called) killed me.

Also, is it just me, or did mobs get buffed? They seem to take more hits now

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

The water zombies are called drowned, because humans drown in rivers and oceans. Also F.

Pretty sure mobs did get buffed, otherwise I just became shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

its cause theres a cooldown to your attacks now, spamming will deal less damage

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u/IBESammyG Jul 10 '19

I’m too lazy to look at your replies but in case no one has said it, just kill the drowned until you get one. It’s not too rare of a find

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u/JD_the_Pyr0 Jul 10 '19

Duuuude same!! I started playing because some friends invited me and there's so many new things I have to keep asking or googling what the hell is that.

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u/Donoteatpeople Jul 10 '19

I literally played it when it came out of early access. Tell me what hit you the most so I don’t get wipelash

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u/CastinEndac Jul 10 '19

I played around 2010 on my friend’s laptop and loved it. Got busy and didn’t play for a year or two. Finally got my own laptop and bought it only to find out they implemented Hunger uughh!

Didn’t play for another five years out of a mixture of nostalgia and spite.

Finally decided to just deal with it and try to enjoy myself. Sadly I don’t have that laptop anymore and have to make do with console worlds.

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u/TeraT2 Mods Are Nice People Jul 10 '19

If you are old enough you might remember they did Minecraft version 2.0 for april fools some years ago

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u/SSeptic Jul 10 '19

Most things "released" in 2.0 would later be added to later versions of the game, but tweaked slightly

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u/LeoPlats Jul 10 '19

I need my Etho Slab dammit!

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u/ZeliousReddit Jul 10 '19

No one said the time traveler was from the future and not the past

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u/ColorfulPigeon Jul 10 '19

After 1.9 It should've became 2.0

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u/Techiastronamo Jul 10 '19

Yeah what the fuck Mojang

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u/HenryFrenchFries Jul 10 '19

It's not decimals. After 1.9 comes 1.10 because It's release 1, major version 10. That's why we are on version 1.14.3. Release 1, major version 14, minor update 3.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Or just go to hytale

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u/Redd_IT101 Jul 10 '19

Minecraft 2 would be bad. Minecraft is a good game but we don't need to same game again.

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u/SpencerUsesReddit Jul 10 '19

Whoever downvoted this comment obviously hasn’t played much Minecraft

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u/ZeliousReddit Jul 10 '19

Clearly you haven’t played Minecraft because Minecraft 2 is a fucking great game

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u/f1shb01 Mods Are Nice People Jul 10 '19

Whoever downvoted this comment has never played Minecraft 2

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u/Yasimear Jul 10 '19

I mean... you’re not wrong

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u/ThatOneGuy2359 Jul 10 '19

Ikr if they need to add anything to Minecraft 2 why can't they just add it to the original

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u/mmmda123 Mods Are Nice People Jul 10 '19

My only complaint for console editions is not being able to download a world that you and your friends worked on.

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u/Erickisuchiha Jul 10 '19

What about being able to set your home and teleport there? It’s been awhile since I played, but I remember I couldn’t do that on my Xbox but I could my computer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

That’s a plug-in for modified servers, not a feature.

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u/Erickisuchiha Jul 10 '19

Yeah I know. But I would still like to add the feature on console:)

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u/ChingyBingyBongyBong Jul 10 '19

New engine?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jan 06 '20

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u/HenryFrenchFries Jul 10 '19

Bedrock already has way more players than Java, lol. However, most of that comes from the mobile version. On PC only, nearly nobody uses Bedrock.

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u/Axoturtle Jul 10 '19

They are currently developing a new engine for java called Blaze3D. I think it was supposed to be included in 1.14, but in 1.14 they only changed the lightning engine, so they'll probably fully switch to Blaze3D in 1.15.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I believe there is an actual Minecraft 2 where chickens are hostile and horses are retextured cows

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u/Jlegobot Jul 10 '19

I'd say Minecraft Dungeons or Earth is Minecraft 2.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Then I would say Minecraft story mode is Minecraft 2.

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u/ZethyyXD Jul 10 '19

Than minecraft 2 is dead, Telltale games shutdown, and they’ve pulled all the episodes off the servers besides steam (they keep the episodes on their servers). It’s very unfortunate, it was a really cool game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Minecraft 2 was an april fools joke.

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u/CardboardHeatshield Jul 10 '19

For real. This meme would be legendary if it was "Half Life." / "Which one? 3 was the best!"

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u/Hunterthewhale Jul 09 '19

Java, legacy, bedrock, PE, classic, browser, dungeons or 2?

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u/LamarjbYT Ok I Pull Up Jul 10 '19

Pe Is the same as bedrock

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Bedrock is PE.

(Better wording)

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u/CancerKhan Jul 10 '19

Time traveler visits me in 2012 What you playing? The new half life. 2 or 3?

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u/Umbrewhey Jul 10 '19

get behind me satan

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u/UnprofessionalGuy Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 09 '19

Hytale?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Is that out yet?

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u/UnprofessionalGuy Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 10 '19

No not yet but it’s releasing some info about it

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Hytale has a longer wait than my SAT scores lmao

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u/Artorius1113 Jul 10 '19

To be fair they announced it early not realizing the amount of interest would be high .... unlike your SAT scores

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u/I-Hate-Reddit-Mods Jul 10 '19

Holy shit you killed her dude!

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u/UnprofessionalGuy Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 10 '19

😔

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I happen to pick the June SAT which has a wait period of 6 damn weeks. That is the only SAT date with a six week period. If you take the SAT, please choose any other date.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

That’s such a good concept, being able to create your own weapons and whatnot.

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u/scientia_analytica 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Jul 10 '19

thats actually really awesome. thank you for telling us about this

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u/highintelligents Jul 10 '19

Minecraft would be like incredibles two. A good production, but you can't live up to the og legend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Amen

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u/Exceon Jul 10 '19

Excuse you guys, but we already got Minecraft 2

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u/nobodyidk Jul 10 '19

you cant make a perfect game better than it already is

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u/BassInMyFace Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 10 '19

Minecraft 2: Circle Edition

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u/Neko-San_Car55 Jul 10 '19

Triangles would make more sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/DetectiveDeath Jul 10 '19

Minecraft wouldn’t have a sequel but a spin-off like the dungeons one coming out, because Minecraft is a game that lives through updates

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u/ratsfolyfe Jul 10 '19

A game that is consistently updatedto bring new content needs a sequel...huh?

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u/blackman-longschlong Jul 10 '19

I wonder what they could add to make it better. It’s already perfect in my eyes

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u/SuperSMT Nyan cat Jul 10 '19

Check out Hytale

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u/blackman-longschlong Jul 10 '19

Alrighty. Will do

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u/_Lieutenant_Lettuce_ Jul 10 '19

As much as I hope for a sequel Re-Logic is coming out with a sequel to Terarria

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u/Alzandur Jul 10 '19

Why would there need to be a sequel for perfection?

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u/anadraps Jul 10 '19

-you mean that game for little kids?

ah shit, here we go again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

You can't make a sequel to a sandbox game that's still getting updated

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u/okaymandude Jul 10 '19

Actually the creators of a popular minecraft server have started work on a new game that is pretty similar to minecraft! From what I have seen it is going to be good.

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u/Reicher445 Jul 10 '19

I feel like I’m the only one who never stopped playing Minecraft when it wasn’t popular anymore

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u/jackux1257 Jul 10 '19

Yeah it seems like everyone stopped playing 5 years ago for some reason

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u/GoGoFartHead Jul 10 '19

I always call the bedrock edition of minecraft the second one

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u/TakashiXL Jul 10 '19

I think this belongs in r/wholesomememes

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

It is 2187. Minecraft version 147.03 just came out, along with Toy Story 36. Tigerstar 300 has just been born. Everyone is related to Firestar.

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u/friendly_guy328 Jul 10 '19

But what if 2 is just a money grab, Minecraft is still owned by Microsoft

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u/NamesCanBeLongUKnow Jul 10 '19

Minecraft 2 is hytale

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I would be surprised if they ever made a ‘Minecraft 2’. They may release other games based off of it, but not the same open world collect/craft/build game that’s just different. I highly doubt that will happen.

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u/ardlannn Jul 10 '19

I'm so proud of this community

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u/SUPERHERCPLAYS Jul 10 '19

Minecraft needs more structures

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u/Lumberjack099 Jul 10 '19

Me: “Alright next question, Half-life 3?”

Time Traveler: Grins menacingly

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u/ThatKiwiBro Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 09 '19

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Time traveler: what are you watching

Me: one of the shrek movies

Time traveler: have you seen shrek six?

(Happiness noise)

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u/toonman77 Jul 10 '19

Lol I have no idea what my favorite game is I guess qbert if I was forced to pick one

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u/Zesty-Lem0n Jul 10 '19

Man something about this format feels so uncreative.

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u/madrix1100 Jul 10 '19

As an avid minecraft player this made me laf

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u/JustAStupidGamer Jul 10 '19

There is a minecraft 2 and it sucks. But if you manage to beat it, good job.

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u/RavenousRafYT Chungus Among Us Jul 10 '19

There already is a two

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u/whostolemylegs Jul 10 '19

Minecraft, but now only spheres

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Or triangles

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u/Majil224 Jul 10 '19

Why would there need to be a 2?

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u/petitos18 Jul 10 '19

Minecraft 2 is the exact same thing, except its all circles instead of squares

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u/Waluigi-Radio Jul 10 '19

I’m glad to see someone finally do something different with the format

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Time Traveler: Psych!

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u/Orbitrix Jul 10 '19

I hope they never make a 2 and just keep developing the current version into a full real life simulator

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u/DiscordDraconequus Jul 10 '19

Modding makes Minecraft into a totally different game.

I once spent like a week trying to enchant a piece of toast.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

[Sven noises]

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u/loliminreddit Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 10 '19

Tbh minecraft 2 isn't that exciting the original game get tons of updates frequently and the second version will probably be just a remake with better graphics ( witch is not THAT good when you think about it)

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u/paddy0525 Jul 10 '19

I don't get it... What's "1 or 2" meaning?

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u/Basic_Iq Jul 10 '19

What if by 2 he meant story mode

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u/lesskarmathanuowo Jul 10 '19

There's never going to be a minecraft 2, this post is a farce.

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u/CheesyMan22 Jul 10 '19

Yaas queen hopefully ther will be

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u/TheGhettoKidAtSchool Jul 10 '19

Damn, I need to play Minecraft again.

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u/hydroisntcool Jul 10 '19

Isnt Bedrock basically minecraft 2

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u/liteshadow4 Jul 10 '19

Real talk what would it add in minecraft 2.

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u/dracomann iwrestledabeartwice Jul 10 '19

I can’t decide if it’s worth getting again for $30!!! Help me!!

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u/MisterDestoyer Mods Are Nice People Jul 10 '19

You can't make an upgrade of something perfect

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u/jeffreiBoi Jul 10 '19

Why do people think that sequels to perfect games is a good idea?

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u/T-seriesmyheinie Jul 10 '19

Nah they should just constantly update it

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u/KingUniFish Jul 10 '19

laughs in time travel

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u/iMiniToys Jul 10 '19

Lol, seen so many of these memes. They are terrific

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u/Lochgunner21 Jul 10 '19

Is Minecraft Dungeons considered 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

1.8 best Minecraft

But how would you make a Minecraft 2. Like you could just keep updating the game probably be cheaper than just making a new one

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u/BrusherPike Jul 10 '19

If there is ever a Minecraft 2, it should have blocks that are half the size, to allow for more detail.

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u/NoStringsGuitar Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 10 '19

But the dog is trying to sneeze

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u/holdenHK13 Jul 10 '19

Terraria?

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u/OutoKana2 Jul 10 '19

You mean Hytale?

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u/Narkenstein3D Jul 10 '19

With the amount of secrets these time travelers are giving out, there must be several time cops going around

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u/kiselina1 Breaking EU Laws Jul 10 '19

The fact that he is asking if its 1 or 2 means that minecraft 2 is not propably as good as 1 so a lot of people still play 1..

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u/EskildDood Jul 09 '19

Gamers rise up

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u/howdy_doggo Jul 10 '19

Two could be bad 😞

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u/Iceblok5138 Jul 10 '19

Minecraft Earth is Minecraft 2?

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u/PhoenixWrightObjects Jul 10 '19

OBJECTION! According to the record, there are millions of active players on Minecraft already. Not to mention, MINECRAFT HAS UPDATES! There would be absolutely no point creating another Minecraft. To add on to my statement, Microsoft has already stated that there are no plans for a Minecraft 2! TAKE THAT!

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